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272300  charmander: "He said penis hehe"

272282  ignatz: @Air Biscuit Apparently they usually film in SteadyCam and add the shake in post..

272298  Father Goose: Old cats are best cats. Give her lots of love OP!

272297  Weedheart: Happy Birthday!

272155  Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272157  Mr Bleak: Harry Potter reboot looking ... interesting.

272159  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272161  Mr Bleak: @savvoy Bare Thundersword is my porn star name.

272162  Mr Bleak: Normally, I'm against dressing cats up. But ... I can see Fur face in one of those ... it would pay him back for the half a dead bird in my shoe.

272169  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit That's less than a good cup of coffee at Starfucks.

272296  camellia: "The Drop Dog is a dangerous predator."

272296  boomboomboom: I have no idea what I'm doing.

272174  tib gubb: self loathing aside - it's worth as much as respect between friends

272180  tib gubb: what do you mean, move? i'm pretty sure that i'm allowed to be here.

272295  kswat: Gooby pls

272245  tib gubb: the dark side beckons

272268  tib gubb: ooh, ooh... i'll make popcorn

272201  georgerino: Indeed @Teechur...

272159  tib gubb: @SuedeOxford I work with lawyers- most of them are middle class and overworked

272201  Teechur: @Mr Bleak I like #buttduohorn

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272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

271834 Mr Bleak: @Uncle Phil For good reason: people will drink them. Sad but true.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272086 tib gubb: yikes

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.



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Score:
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 WillamIright: Is that a table leg
 XLY: So the chef knows exactly which jerkface thinks he knows food better
 Rocky XLVII: This is way more amusing if you've seen Bob Sagat's interview about the donkey on Full House.
 Ouroborus: Victorian era dildo!
 Annoying Vegan : Sir, this restaurant's dress code requires a formal codpiece.
 Musician: Mines bigger. No I'm a waiter at a.... hey come back!
 duckfarts: this is a warning to make sure you don't dine and dash
 Chinese Buffet: ...if you're brave enough.
 spydermon: Yes, I had the Belgian ale and ballbusting.
 majorchamp: Please let me drive this bedpost into your groin!
Image 45310   07-16-15   Uploaded by    Pokemon
Score:
197
 
 goldman sachs: im crying because she had to be at a beiber concert
 neutron: should have seen me at my first bieber concert, i was basically a walking puddle
 kate2point0: I thought it was Bjork. Although she probably would cry at a Bieber concert.
 drtofu: That's totally who I guessed
 Fantasy: I'd be clawing out my own eyes and ears if I was at a Bieber concert, but we all cope differently.
 dendycrew: the bigger picture at this time, is crying at the most recent comments on friendly spaceship
Image 45309   07-16-15   Uploaded by    duckfarts
Score:
173
 
 Science: What if you're in the bar? WHAT THEN, SIGN?
 Not Sam: you're why daddy drinks
 Ouroborus: Fun fact: Seek help you terrible billboard.
 twitter: national pasttime
 duckfarts: @Erroneous B.I.G.: you should see my kids
 grizzly: @Erroneous B.I.G. don't judge us, fuck face!
 franktank: Fuck yeah this owns
 Mr. Skeltal: Stay classy, alcoholic parents!
 dangdang: GG, Louisville. Wow.
Image 45308   07-16-15   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
280
 
 Korrok: Yep, need it.
 Ouroborus: Fun fact: You will never do anything this cool. Sorry.
 Thisguy: just to point out this T-Rex bike was sold in Portland Oregon...
 Skinr: "I want that."
Image 45307   07-16-15   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
340
 
 wordjones: Great film - Corgis on a plane.
 my wheelhouse: inbreeding delivery
 Ouroborus: Fucking barkgeois.
 Annoying Vegan : Hey! I've got one of those.
 Moldred: Dune 2 looks a little less edgy somehow
 johnnyc: They were bred to fit in the overhead bin.
 duckfarts: fuck this, i want to see them try the stairs
 anon: Okay, this is actually funny
 PANTSUKAMPFWAGEN: Those dogs are hardcorg.
 becca: Army to base. The corgs are safe. Over.
Image 45306   07-16-15   Uploaded by    smh
Score:
253
 
 nlx27: she has an exact copy of internal and external organs (2 pelvises)
 gaybabies: mini half me
 twenty4: Okay sweetie, this has gone on long enough. You're going to have to push harder or let the doctor help you. He's missing school at this point
 teletub: No more jokes ... wtf is going on?
 Science: @Snoop Dogg: No, only the one. Where do you think the extra legs are coming from?
 Snoop Dogg: I wonder if she's got two pussies, one in between each set of legs?
 hot hot dog: Half way through a very slow birth they decided to gradually dress the child as it appeared
 Ouroborus: Birth used to be weird in the olden days.
 duckfarts: quaaaaaaaidddd................ start the reactor...........
 m o l e m a n: Those are some seriously droopy pink curtains, amirite?
 morakdais: she was great in Witcher 3
 Exsanguinary: Bitch, Imma centaur!
 rockkstar: Might I ask either of you lovely ladies for a dance?
 nerdhulk: I'm sorry about the legs, but there's no excuse for hair like that
 becca: Leg so hot / Hot hot leg / Leg so hot u fry an egg
Image 45305   07-16-15   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
191
 
 trees: Hired these spokesmodels for my lemonade stand. Actually the team sent them for free, so it's all cream for me.
 lebron: During your teenage years when you're hating on Dad; you need to pull this shit out, recognize, and give that friend a big hug for lookin' out.
 Ouroborus: Poor kid is going to look back on this pic when he is a teenager and realize what he missed.
 wolfskin: i hope he took this pic to school and got mad props
 duckfarts: lil' man, big pimpin'
 mrmaestro: beautiful person destroyer
 Gang Dampoble: It's the eminem, white on outside, black on the inside and a complete fraud.
Image 45304   07-16-15   Uploaded by    phiver
Score:
192
 
 a robot: Shut up stupid spoiled kid
 duckfarts: this is your replacement
 someguynameded: That dog looks better than any stupid pony.
 KyleisBobDole: It's a dog. I understand that you're a baby, lacking worldly experience and all, but come on, you can't be that ignorant.
 dangdang: "Won't give me any cookies, eh mom? Would be a shame if my associate Snuffles here had an accident in your work shoes..."
 breadtoaster: The dog asked for a bitch and apparently got one
Image 45303   07-16-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
158
 
 Roomba: of all the shit we, as white people, have ruined... one snoopdog catchphrase is not the pinnacle
 Exsanguinary: @neebub fo' shizzle
 Remp Wulgus: flippity floppity floop
 Rembo Prundus: Why say "fo shizzle" even once?
Image 45302   07-16-15   Uploaded by    Ogg Vorbis
Score:
253
 
 gaybabies: puss in boots face
 Ouroborus: "That's very interesting, human. What are you going to feed me about it?"
 static xyz: "I didn't do it."
Image 45301   07-16-15   Uploaded by    duckfarts
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