Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.

262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

262817  SlapDaddy72: ad why are they so low?

Search comments:

These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Robespierre
2. dangerkeith3000
3. addend
4. Air Biscuit
5. Not A Bot
6. a robot
7. sparename
8. VeeKay
9. Mr Bleak
10. Scoo

The top ten most commented-on images today:

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

The Turks uploaded 262493 (1256 points)
Side Boob uploaded 262669 (1145 points)
Natch uploaded 262614 (1028 points)
shadebane uploaded 262452 (916 points)
piratepom uploaded 262612 (908 points)
hoobleton uploaded 262616 (873 points)
nathan uploaded 262347 (863 points)
kittylitter uploaded 262622 (794 points)
madmax1 uploaded 262661 (780 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 262650 (762 points)
WannaBee uploaded 262644 (755 points)
HenryVIII uploaded 262613 (744 points)
aristocat uploaded 262407 (719 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 262778 (707 points)
aristocat uploaded 262525 (692 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Annoying Vegan : 5472 points
 2. Side Boob: 3205 points
 3. E. HONDA: 2851 points
 4. apoxia: 2487 points
 5. shadebane: 1957 points
 6. drhenry: 1761 points
 7. WannaBee: 1757 points
 8. Shay: 1667 points
 9. sumo: 1647 points
10. The Turks: 1585 points
11. professorpig: 1584 points
12. frankie: 1457 points
13. ineedhepl: 1432 points
14. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
15. 9inchfails: 1369 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.

These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.

Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page:

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 814
Registered users online in past hour: 2278

Average image score (last 24 hours): 322

Total number of comments: 1377805
Total number of images: 262821

To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)

The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2


Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 133965
XP needed for green ranking: 38097
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.




 WillamIright: Is that a table leg
 XLY: So the chef knows exactly which jerkface thinks he knows food better
 Rocky XLVII: This is way more amusing if you've seen Bob Sagat's interview about the donkey on Full House.
 Ouroborus: Victorian era dildo!
 Annoying Vegan : Sir, this restaurant's dress code requires a formal codpiece.
 Musician: Mines bigger. No I'm a waiter at a.... hey come back!
 duckfarts: this is a warning to make sure you don't dine and dash
 Chinese Buffet: ...if you're brave enough.
 spydermon: Yes, I had the Belgian ale and ballbusting.
 majorchamp: Please let me drive this bedpost into your groin!
Image 45310   07-16-15   Uploaded by    Pokemon
 goldman sachs: im crying because she had to be at a beiber concert
 neutron: should have seen me at my first bieber concert, i was basically a walking puddle
 kate2point0: I thought it was Bjork. Although she probably would cry at a Bieber concert.
 drtofu: That's totally who I guessed
 Fantasy: I'd be clawing out my own eyes and ears if I was at a Bieber concert, but we all cope differently.
 dendycrew: the bigger picture at this time, is crying at the most recent comments on friendly spaceship
Image 45309   07-16-15   Uploaded by    duckfarts
 Science: What if you're in the bar? WHAT THEN, SIGN?
 Not Sam: you're why daddy drinks
 Ouroborus: Fun fact: Seek help you terrible billboard.
 twitter: national pasttime
 duckfarts: @Erroneous B.I.G.: you should see my kids
 grizzly: @Erroneous B.I.G. don't judge us, fuck face!
 franktank: Fuck yeah this owns
 Mr. Skeltal: Stay classy, alcoholic parents!
 dangdang: GG, Louisville. Wow.
Image 45308   07-16-15   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
 Korrok: Yep, need it.
 Ouroborus: Fun fact: You will never do anything this cool. Sorry.
 Thisguy: just to point out this T-Rex bike was sold in Portland Oregon...
 Skinr: "I want that."
Image 45307   07-16-15   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
 wordjones: Great film - Corgis on a plane.
 my wheelhouse: inbreeding delivery
 Ouroborus: Fucking barkgeois.
 Annoying Vegan : Hey! I've got one of those.
 Moldred: Dune 2 looks a little less edgy somehow
 johnnyc: They were bred to fit in the overhead bin.
 duckfarts: fuck this, i want to see them try the stairs
 anon: Okay, this is actually funny
 PANTSUKAMPFWAGEN: Those dogs are hardcorg.
 becca: Army to base. The corgs are safe. Over.
Image 45306   07-16-15   Uploaded by    smh
 nlx27: she has an exact copy of internal and external organs (2 pelvises)
 gaybabies: mini half me
 twenty4: Okay sweetie, this has gone on long enough. You're going to have to push harder or let the doctor help you. He's missing school at this point
 teletub: No more jokes ... wtf is going on?
 Science: @Snoop Dogg: No, only the one. Where do you think the extra legs are coming from?
 Snoop Dogg: I wonder if she's got two pussies, one in between each set of legs?
 hot hot dog: Half way through a very slow birth they decided to gradually dress the child as it appeared
 Ouroborus: Birth used to be weird in the olden days.
 duckfarts: quaaaaaaaidddd................ start the reactor...........
 m o l e m a n: Those are some seriously droopy pink curtains, amirite?
 morakdais: she was great in Witcher 3
 Exsanguinary: Bitch, Imma centaur!
 rockkstar: Might I ask either of you lovely ladies for a dance?
 nerdhulk: I'm sorry about the legs, but there's no excuse for hair like that
 becca: Leg so hot / Hot hot leg / Leg so hot u fry an egg
Image 45305   07-16-15   Uploaded by    nlx27
 trees: Hired these spokesmodels for my lemonade stand. Actually the team sent them for free, so it's all cream for me.
 lebron: During your teenage years when you're hating on Dad; you need to pull this shit out, recognize, and give that friend a big hug for lookin' out.
 Ouroborus: Poor kid is going to look back on this pic when he is a teenager and realize what he missed.
 wolfskin: i hope he took this pic to school and got mad props
 duckfarts: lil' man, big pimpin'
 mrmaestro: beautiful person destroyer
 Gang Dampoble: It's the eminem, white on outside, black on the inside and a complete fraud.
Image 45304   07-16-15   Uploaded by    phiver
 a robot: Shut up stupid spoiled kid
 duckfarts: this is your replacement
 someguynameded: That dog looks better than any stupid pony.
 KyleisBobDole: It's a dog. I understand that you're a baby, lacking worldly experience and all, but come on, you can't be that ignorant.
 dangdang: "Won't give me any cookies, eh mom? Would be a shame if my associate Snuffles here had an accident in your work shoes..."
 breadtoaster: The dog asked for a bitch and apparently got one
Image 45303   07-16-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
 Roomba: of all the shit we, as white people, have ruined... one snoopdog catchphrase is not the pinnacle
 Exsanguinary: @neebub fo' shizzle
 Remp Wulgus: flippity floppity floop
 Rembo Prundus: Why say "fo shizzle" even once?
Image 45302   07-16-15   Uploaded by    Ogg Vorbis
 gaybabies: puss in boots face
 Ouroborus: "That's very interesting, human. What are you going to feed me about it?"
 static xyz: "I didn't do it."
Image 45301   07-16-15   Uploaded by    duckfarts
Page 1 ... 21749 21750 21751 21752 21753 21754 21755 ... 26282 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>

Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email

Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.