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249642  Side Boob: Please teach your kids how properly to hold family pets!

249630  charlemagne: that is a lead collar though

249639  Air Biscuit: Futuristic zero-g sportsball goal?

249640  Air Biscuit: Time to hang em high dry

249591  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit yes.

249638  Otterman: Don't judge us

249582  grizzly: How did he fuck up so much?

249636  Mr. Butt: @WTF Holy fuck, what's up with the tennis shoe collecting? I thought I was the only one who noticed that...

249608  WannaBee: He wants to find Nibbler.

249636  Passive: Can't imagine why the artist is single....

249633  Greek Fire: In nomine felis

249640  WTF: I thought they were designed to take one out of every three quarters.

249635  WTF: @VeeKay "Not so Fast, 3/4 Furious"

249636  WTF: Watching some of the people I work with, married life with no kids is go out to eat every night and buy multiple pairs of fancy tennis shoes.

249636  Side Boob: I guess three out of 4 isn't bad?

249479  Side Boob: Lisa Simpson 2020

249609  antipatterns: Those are great charging cables

249619  antipatterns: I think it's just bad lighting here guys c'mon now

249625  antipatterns: I bet that place has some damn good deals though

249635  Felicity: Hey Giorgy

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249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249591 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit yes.

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.



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 WillamIright: Is that a table leg
 XLY: So the chef knows exactly which jerkface thinks he knows food better
 Rocky XLVII: This is way more amusing if you've seen Bob Sagat's interview about the donkey on Full House.
 Ouroborus: Victorian era dildo!
 Annoying Vegan : Sir, this restaurant's dress code requires a formal codpiece.
 Musician: Mines bigger. No I'm a waiter at a.... hey come back!
 duckfarts: this is a warning to make sure you don't dine and dash
 Chinese Buffet: ...if you're brave enough.
 spydermon: Yes, I had the Belgian ale and ballbusting.
 majorchamp: Please let me drive this bedpost into your groin!
Image 45310   07-16-15   Uploaded by    Pokemon
Score:
197
 
 goldman sachs: im crying because she had to be at a beiber concert
 neutron: should have seen me at my first bieber concert, i was basically a walking puddle
 kate2point0: I thought it was Bjork. Although she probably would cry at a Bieber concert.
 drtofu: That's totally who I guessed
 Fantasy: I'd be clawing out my own eyes and ears if I was at a Bieber concert, but we all cope differently.
 dendycrew: the bigger picture at this time, is crying at the most recent comments on friendly spaceship
Image 45309   07-16-15   Uploaded by    duckfarts
Score:
173
 
 Science: What if you're in the bar? WHAT THEN, SIGN?
 Not Sam: you're why daddy drinks
 Ouroborus: Fun fact: Seek help you terrible billboard.
 twitter: national pasttime
 duckfarts: @Erroneous B.I.G.: you should see my kids
 grizzly: @Erroneous B.I.G. don't judge us, fuck face!
 franktank: Fuck yeah this owns
 Mr. Skeltal: Stay classy, alcoholic parents!
 dangdang: GG, Louisville. Wow.
Image 45308   07-16-15   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
280
 
 Korrok: Yep, need it.
 Ouroborus: Fun fact: You will never do anything this cool. Sorry.
 Thisguy: just to point out this T-Rex bike was sold in Portland Oregon...
 Skinr: "I want that."
Image 45307   07-16-15   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
340
 
 wordjones: Great film - Corgis on a plane.
 my wheelhouse: inbreeding delivery
 Ouroborus: Fucking barkgeois.
 Annoying Vegan : Hey! I've got one of those.
 Moldred: Dune 2 looks a little less edgy somehow
 johnnyc: They were bred to fit in the overhead bin.
 duckfarts: fuck this, i want to see them try the stairs
 anon: Okay, this is actually funny
 PANTSUKAMPFWAGEN: Those dogs are hardcorg.
 becca: Army to base. The corgs are safe. Over.
Image 45306   07-16-15   Uploaded by    smh
Score:
253
 
 nlx27: she has an exact copy of internal and external organs (2 pelvises)
 gaybabies: mini half me
 twenty4: Okay sweetie, this has gone on long enough. You're going to have to push harder or let the doctor help you. He's missing school at this point
 teletub: No more jokes ... wtf is going on?
 Science: @Snoop Dogg: No, only the one. Where do you think the extra legs are coming from?
 Snoop Dogg: I wonder if she's got two pussies, one in between each set of legs?
 hot hot dog: Half way through a very slow birth they decided to gradually dress the child as it appeared
 Ouroborus: Birth used to be weird in the olden days.
 duckfarts: quaaaaaaaidddd................ start the reactor...........
 m o l e m a n: Those are some seriously droopy pink curtains, amirite?
 morakdais: she was great in Witcher 3
 Exsanguinary: Bitch, Imma centaur!
 rockkstar: Might I ask either of you lovely ladies for a dance?
 nerdhulk: I'm sorry about the legs, but there's no excuse for hair like that
 becca: Leg so hot / Hot hot leg / Leg so hot u fry an egg
Image 45305   07-16-15   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
191
 
 trees: Hired these spokesmodels for my lemonade stand. Actually the team sent them for free, so it's all cream for me.
 lebron: During your teenage years when you're hating on Dad; you need to pull this shit out, recognize, and give that friend a big hug for lookin' out.
 Ouroborus: Poor kid is going to look back on this pic when he is a teenager and realize what he missed.
 wolfskin: i hope he took this pic to school and got mad props
 duckfarts: lil' man, big pimpin'
 mrmaestro: beautiful person destroyer
 Gang Dampoble: It's the eminem, white on outside, black on the inside and a complete fraud.
Image 45304   07-16-15   Uploaded by    phiver
Score:
192
 
 a robot: Shut up stupid spoiled kid
 duckfarts: this is your replacement
 someguynameded: That dog looks better than any stupid pony.
 KyleisBobDole: It's a dog. I understand that you're a baby, lacking worldly experience and all, but come on, you can't be that ignorant.
 dangdang: "Won't give me any cookies, eh mom? Would be a shame if my associate Snuffles here had an accident in your work shoes..."
 breadtoaster: The dog asked for a bitch and apparently got one
Image 45303   07-16-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
158
 
 Roomba: of all the shit we, as white people, have ruined... one snoopdog catchphrase is not the pinnacle
 Exsanguinary: @neebub fo' shizzle
 Remp Wulgus: flippity floppity floop
 Rembo Prundus: Why say "fo shizzle" even once?
Image 45302   07-16-15   Uploaded by    Ogg Vorbis
Score:
253
 
 gaybabies: puss in boots face
 Ouroborus: "That's very interesting, human. What are you going to feed me about it?"
 static xyz: "I didn't do it."
Image 45301   07-16-15   Uploaded by    duckfarts
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