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249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

249404  WTF: Just another typical Friday night...

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2. tib gubb
3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Side Boob
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9. Dr Awkward
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249333 Felicity: Russian roulette just got tedious



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WannaBee uploaded 249170 (847 points)
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 6. Annoying Vegan : 3439 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2911 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2684 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
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11. Warrax: 1963 points
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14. catheter: 1628 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
224
 
 Vanna: Best space movie since 2001.
 nuke em: awesome movie
 Korrok: @Bohab Not one place remotely livable.
 taiko: that awkard moment when you buy new property and just find out that it doesn't have a toilet...
 abrahamx: you would probably have a seizure because your mind couldn't process it. Or..instantly die of old age or de-age out of existence
 digabigpig: sure it looks cool, but i'm not sure i want to pay for an extra dimension i'm not even going to use
Image 37025   04-21-15   Uploaded by    DAT
Score:
251
 
 ethernet: @i spy thanks I may even invite you.
 marxist: v v v @Bouchedag wins 762 AggroBux and dinner for two at any Horn Hardart restaurant!
 why the long face: Cannot be used to wash items previously cleaned with "Cleaner Than Bill Cosby"
 Pizza: Overly Narrow Superlative
 east bay: I suppose a calla lily is cleaner than shit.
 rory: I always mix this up with Better Than Toxic Waste.
 Beef Supreme: that's setting the bar pretty low.
Image 37024   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
198
 
 Air Biscuit: Did you even look?
 nerdhulk: It does say "no service" upper left...that explains lack of porn.
 Pizza: Or you could try Cortana, I bet she's kinky ;)
 Firm Buttocks: YOU LIE
 Pizza: Try 'James Bond' or 'Generation' and see what that brings up.
 Korrok: HOW???!!
 duckfarts: siri is such a prude
 Unstableton: You're doing it wrong.
Image 37023   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
169
 
 Dictatorable: But what if your first daughter is a boy
 Firm Buttocks: Ideally speaking
 Zarastinia: zazzer: totes
 Alastair: To be fair, I imagine more than half of those RTs were "OMG Look at this dumb bint
 Alastair: To be fair, I imagine more than half of those RTs were "OMG Look at this dumb bint
 betamax: Don't we all
 chriscrash: Wish I could get that many retweets.
 midgetcastle: trasphobia.jpeg
Image 37022   04-21-15   Uploaded by    laura
Score:
357
 
 nerdhulk: Coordinates locked, gate established!
 ILUMINATII CONFERMED: illuminati, is an a hole? DUNDUNDUUUUUUUUN
 Not Sam: A, hole. This is the asshole of the world
 potato: Sit on it
 Meh: also, Angstrom
 Meh: Fuck in A
 minimum max: @Boucheda X, where all the hot action is, but no-one wants to date you
 fishing: I want to go to X
 grimes: h thanks for explaining.
 watwatwat: well at least it's not B, that place is a dump
 sumo: It's pronounced "Oh" and means stream. There are several villages by this name in Norway, one in Sweden and one in Denmark on Funen.
 arse: It's from NORWAY!! :D :D :D Shortest town name in the world!
 Fly: Well? Its an A I guess xDDDDD
Image 37021   04-21-15   Uploaded by    theif
Score:
187
 
 Pront Remp: "that's what she said", and then promptly took two Advil
 someguy: please write it in the shaded area on the back of your scrotum
 Fullhouse: bloody mary
 buds420: gargling oysters
 duckfarts: i think "grilled cheese sandwich" should net me 2 points
 guest: it was like fucking a glass of water
 Jesus: what is "fuck me up the ass"?
 BoiledEggs: What is "Hot Coffee", Alec?
 nightmatez: @sumo is the answer "big glass of water"? how does that equate to a sex act, anyway
 sumo: What the fuck, why would this be an exam question??
Image 37020   04-21-15   Uploaded by    DAT
Score:
457
 
 morrissey: (didn't mean to make u cry)
 grace: erection had just begun but now I've gone and done it anyway
 funy speling: Mommmma.... just appeared on Aggro... put a pic in place of bewbs, sorry to the newbs.. mommaaaaa
 effzeeceekay: @rando you did the right thing
 rando: I voted rad just based on Freddie Mercury
 bobby: I am cooler for having seen this
 firesoup: I love Sacha Baron Cohen
 originaluser: someone needs to reupload, Everyone must have a second chance ya know...
 rando: Fucking shit I'm pissed I missed the original picture god damnit!
 Korrok: The undisputed champion.
 smarkles: I didn't see the original, but Mr Fahrenheit is hard to beat.
 Jesus: now i'm going to have to go somewhere else to masturbate :(
 Jesus: that's the best kind of porn :(
 Petter: @Jesus It was borderline pornographic. Model was nude but it was a pretty class; could be considered art nude or high fashion.
 Niels Bohr: @jackin off. Aggro-mods always give us freddie when they take away our bewbs. That's how I knew.
 celtic: FrMSFW. That was really fast.
 Crim Tender: Thank you, @AGGRO-GATOR MOD
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: A wild Freddie Mercury appears.
 catsanddogs: There is a white iPad reflected in glasses.
 jackin off: Yo @neils bohr what the fuck, how did you know?
 Zarastinia: something about her hip/leg configuration disturbs the shit out of me
 Niels Bohr: This will be changed to Freddie Mercury any second now.
 JollyWell: Anyone know the model?
 Sparkplug: Where is the feces?
 JohnLennon: YESS.....
 charmander: ground floor
 Beef Supreme: after 20 years of depraved internet porn, pictures of naked women just standing there do nothing for me.
Image 37019   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Image 37018 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mister Beef. Your image was bad, Mister Beef.
Score:
309
 
 boomboomboom: two dys later Darkwing Duck was gunned down by the NYPD on suspicion of having bird-flu. arkwing's fmily is now filing a formal complaint on the grounds of racial profiling
 robobo: Let's get dangerous
 grizzly: darkwing
Image 37017   04-21-15   Uploaded by    Mac
Score:
308
 
 Gertrude Perkins: "A new car in every garage, and a new catfish in every toilet"
 majorchamp: Hillbilly bidet
 Vorm Gongo: a dyslexic crap
 greg: ...I legitimately fail at reading previous comments
 drhenry: I know catfish are bottom feeders but this is ridiculous
 duckfarts: i didn't think this is what they meant by bottom feeder
 1979: This must be that Catfishing prank i keep hearing about
 Jalamunch Totorito: Watch out for the baby alligator in the sink.
 i c u: What the fuck did I eat last night?
 grizzly: or " I just shit a fish!"
 Truth: sometimes the content of your bowel gets really fishy
 ShamWOW: v v v *ding* abraham88 wins 683 AggroBux. Catfish, though.
 abraham88: oh my god someone did this just so they could say "I took a carp"
Image 37016   04-21-15   Uploaded by    WinonaRider
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