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216504  Peter Pantsless: @Felicity @RiderFan We're allowed to kill them now. Guess I don't have to worry about Thanksgiving anymore

216578  Brain: Oh. My. God. How is that baby floating in mid air?!

216499  Felicity: Plot twist: the purple aliens are our future descendants, coming back to visit the ruins of Earth

216501  Felicity: @Skaalar Thats OK, because were still the most important thing in the universe :-)

216504  Felicity: @Peter Pantsless They taste like a loud, constantly-crapping chicken. [Source: John Keister]

216563  charlemagne: I'd send that one back to the kinder egg people and get your pound back

216568  DarkTeddy: Im 22 and im the right

216511  Felicity: Ghostbusters?

216513  Felicity: Did the cat take the photo of himself?

216575  melted plastic: The black cat has claimed you as its family. Not accepting him might be dangerous to your health.. I too have been claimed by a black cat.. Watch your back.

216516  Felicity: I love it when cats give you the sarcastic cat look

216517  Felicity: @winwolf Did you see that article about the cat who wanted a cheeseburger? Good reporting

216573  shark: I was born and raised in the Soviet Union and I remember that day. No matter what the propaganda says, our television programs were halted with the news and it was depicted as a terrible tragedy. Radio was covering this as well. No celebration, no "ha, stupid Americans", none of that. Simply a call to a moment of silence for the loss of fellow human beings. We even had a special assembly the next

216565  Yam: Id really like this image without the caption. Dont get me wrong, I like the caption too

216564  RiderFan: This is why I give a look of disgust to people who complain about having to wash the dishes when they use a dishwasher.

216537  Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

216573  deathawaits: I hated the way the media covered the victims: Christa McAuliffe and 6 anonymous others. Seemed such a disservice to them.

216460  foreversmug: @FabricMan hahaha

216565  kazzy94: Birdwatching for Rednecks?

216526  Annoying Vegan : @Science YAAAAAAAS! It was so much fun! A very surreal experience. I wish we were allowed to take interior photos though.

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3. zrj235
4. Ulillillia
5. Science
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7. Rev80
8. Not A Bot
9. Nope
10. VeeKay



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216537 Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216346 Robespierre: The Miss-A-Shift-er! It's patented! Order NOW!

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216326 aoaoaoao: @dangerkeith3000 damn

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

216495 sparename: A long time ago, my housemate and I both had similar snoring issues. I was diagnosed with a polyp but had a deviated septum, Ian was diagnosed with a deviated septum and had a polyp.. About to sign the waiver for my operation, the doctor was describing to me the part where he "opens a gap in the membrane, then creates a sinus-drain in the bone..", I said "You're just gonna stick an eighth-inch drill-bit up my nose".., he replied.. "Basically, yes"

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.



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ptrain uploaded 216183 (744 points)
SS Keith uploaded 216214 (743 points)
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midgetcastle uploaded 216412 (707 points)
ppr4 uploaded 216123 (702 points)
Rembo Rompus uploaded 216174 (692 points)
happier uploaded 216189 (689 points)
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 6. dangerkeith3000: 1420 points
 7. Ulillillia: 1281 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1230 points
 9. ptrain: 1207 points
10. Mexico: 1196 points
11. PissedOff: 1171 points
12. Mr. Pepper: 1110 points
13. theaquaman: 1071 points
14. togboat: 1051 points
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Score:
224
 
 Vanna: Best space movie since 2001.
 nuke em: awesome movie
 Korrok: @Bohab Not one place remotely livable.
 taiko: that awkard moment when you buy new property and just find out that it doesn't have a toilet...
 abrahamx: you would probably have a seizure because your mind couldn't process it. Or..instantly die of old age or de-age out of existence
 digabigpig: sure it looks cool, but i'm not sure i want to pay for an extra dimension i'm not even going to use
Image 37025   04-21-15   Uploaded by    DAT
Score:
251
 
 ethernet: @i spy thanks I may even invite you.
 marxist: v v v @Bouchedag wins 762 AggroBux and dinner for two at any Horn Hardart restaurant!
 why the long face: Cannot be used to wash items previously cleaned with "Cleaner Than Bill Cosby"
 Pizza: Overly Narrow Superlative
 east bay: I suppose a calla lily is cleaner than shit.
 rory: I always mix this up with Better Than Toxic Waste.
 Beef Supreme: that's setting the bar pretty low.
Image 37024   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
198
 
 Air Biscuit: Did you even look?
 nerdhulk: It does say "no service" upper left...that explains lack of porn.
 Pizza: Or you could try Cortana, I bet she's kinky ;)
 Firm Buttocks: YOU LIE
 Pizza: Try 'James Bond' or 'Generation' and see what that brings up.
 Korrok: HOW???!!
 duckfarts: siri is such a prude
 Unstableton: You're doing it wrong.
Image 37023   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
169
 
 Dictatorable: But what if your first daughter is a boy
 Firm Buttocks: Ideally speaking
 Zarastinia: zazzer: totes
 Alastair: To be fair, I imagine more than half of those RTs were "OMG Look at this dumb bint
 Alastair: To be fair, I imagine more than half of those RTs were "OMG Look at this dumb bint
 betamax: Don't we all
 chriscrash: Wish I could get that many retweets.
 midgetcastle: trasphobia.jpeg
Image 37022   04-21-15   Uploaded by    laura
Score:
357
 
 nerdhulk: Coordinates locked, gate established!
 ILUMINATII CONFERMED: illuminati, is an a hole? DUNDUNDUUUUUUUUN
 Not Sam: A, hole. This is the asshole of the world
 potato: Sit on it
 Meh: also, Angstrom
 Meh: Fuck in A
 minimum max: @Boucheda X, where all the hot action is, but no-one wants to date you
 fishing: I want to go to X
 grimes: h thanks for explaining.
 watwatwat: well at least it's not B, that place is a dump
 sumo: It's pronounced "Oh" and means stream. There are several villages by this name in Norway, one in Sweden and one in Denmark on Funen.
 arse: It's from NORWAY!! :D :D :D Shortest town name in the world!
 Fly: Well? Its an A I guess xDDDDD
Image 37021   04-21-15   Uploaded by    theif
Score:
187
 
 Pront Remp: "that's what she said", and then promptly took two Advil
 someguy: please write it in the shaded area on the back of your scrotum
 Fullhouse: bloody mary
 buds420: gargling oysters
 duckfarts: i think "grilled cheese sandwich" should net me 2 points
 guest: it was like fucking a glass of water
 Jesus: what is "fuck me up the ass"?
 BoiledEggs: What is "Hot Coffee", Alec?
 nightmatez: @sumo is the answer "big glass of water"? how does that equate to a sex act, anyway
 sumo: What the fuck, why would this be an exam question??
Image 37020   04-21-15   Uploaded by    DAT
Score:
457
 
 morrissey: (didn't mean to make u cry)
 grace: erection had just begun but now I've gone and done it anyway
 funy speling: Mommmma.... just appeared on Aggro... put a pic in place of bewbs, sorry to the newbs.. mommaaaaa
 effzeeceekay: @rando you did the right thing
 rando: I voted rad just based on Freddie Mercury
 bobby: I am cooler for having seen this
 firesoup: I love Sacha Baron Cohen
 originaluser: someone needs to reupload, Everyone must have a second chance ya know...
 rando: Fucking shit I'm pissed I missed the original picture god damnit!
 Korrok: The undisputed champion.
 smarkles: I didn't see the original, but Mr Fahrenheit is hard to beat.
 Jesus: now i'm going to have to go somewhere else to masturbate :(
 Jesus: that's the best kind of porn :(
 Petter: @Jesus It was borderline pornographic. Model was nude but it was a pretty class; could be considered art nude or high fashion.
 Niels Bohr: @jackin off. Aggro-mods always give us freddie when they take away our bewbs. That's how I knew.
 celtic: FrMSFW. That was really fast.
 Crim Tender: Thank you, @AGGRO-GATOR MOD
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: A wild Freddie Mercury appears.
 catsanddogs: There is a white iPad reflected in glasses.
 jackin off: Yo @neils bohr what the fuck, how did you know?
 Zarastinia: something about her hip/leg configuration disturbs the shit out of me
 Niels Bohr: This will be changed to Freddie Mercury any second now.
 JollyWell: Anyone know the model?
 Sparkplug: Where is the feces?
 JohnLennon: YESS.....
 charmander: ground floor
 Beef Supreme: after 20 years of depraved internet porn, pictures of naked women just standing there do nothing for me.
Image 37019   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Image 37018 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mister Beef. You have brought shame on us, Mister Beef.
Score:
309
 
 boomboomboom: two dys later Darkwing Duck was gunned down by the NYPD on suspicion of having bird-flu. arkwing's fmily is now filing a formal complaint on the grounds of racial profiling
 robobo: Let's get dangerous
 grizzly: darkwing
Image 37017   04-21-15   Uploaded by    Mac
Score:
286
 
 Gertrude Perkins: "A new car in every garage, and a new catfish in every toilet"
 majorchamp: Hillbilly bidet
 Vorm Gongo: a dyslexic crap
 greg: ...I legitimately fail at reading previous comments
 drhenry: I know catfish are bottom feeders but this is ridiculous
 duckfarts: i didn't think this is what they meant by bottom feeder
 1979: This must be that Catfishing prank i keep hearing about
 Jalamunch Totorito: Watch out for the baby alligator in the sink.
 i c u: What the fuck did I eat last night?
 grizzly: or " I just shit a fish!"
 Truth: sometimes the content of your bowel gets really fishy
 ShamWOW: v v v *ding* abraham88 wins 683 AggroBux. Catfish, though.
 abraham88: oh my god someone did this just so they could say "I took a carp"
Image 37016   04-21-15   Uploaded by    WinonaRider
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