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257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

257598  Teechur: Bye bye, Lil' Sebastian....

257442  Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257586  Teechur: I hope you find your Dad, Buddy. Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.

257592  Teechur: A little Viagra and he should be up in no time.

257593  Teechur: Oh hai!

257597  Bohab: Bun-bun?

257574  WTF: I didn't think it possible but Melania looks even trashier.

257536  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine MUHAHAHAHA! *tents fingers evilly*

257545  Side Boob: Before joining Starfleet, Montgomery Scott was a cop.

257595  Mr. Whiskers: Cutie of North Korea

257575  WTF: @Mexico You know why?

257592  Spazstatic: Why isn't it bleeding from the actual break point?

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257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257555 tib gubb: the cribbler

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower



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11. Side Boob: 1867 points
12. Sharkface: 1764 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
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Score:
224
 
 Vanna: Best space movie since 2001.
 nuke em: awesome movie
 Korrok: @Bohab Not one place remotely livable.
 taiko: that awkard moment when you buy new property and just find out that it doesn't have a toilet...
 abrahamx: you would probably have a seizure because your mind couldn't process it. Or..instantly die of old age or de-age out of existence
 digabigpig: sure it looks cool, but i'm not sure i want to pay for an extra dimension i'm not even going to use
Image 37025   04-21-15   Uploaded by    DAT
Score:
251
 
 ethernet: @i spy thanks I may even invite you.
 marxist: v v v @Bouchedag wins 762 AggroBux and dinner for two at any Horn Hardart restaurant!
 why the long face: Cannot be used to wash items previously cleaned with "Cleaner Than Bill Cosby"
 Pizza: Overly Narrow Superlative
 east bay: I suppose a calla lily is cleaner than shit.
 rory: I always mix this up with Better Than Toxic Waste.
 Beef Supreme: that's setting the bar pretty low.
Image 37024   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
198
 
 Air Biscuit: Did you even look?
 nerdhulk: It does say "no service" upper left...that explains lack of porn.
 Pizza: Or you could try Cortana, I bet she's kinky ;)
 Firm Buttocks: YOU LIE
 Pizza: Try 'James Bond' or 'Generation' and see what that brings up.
 Korrok: HOW???!!
 duckfarts: siri is such a prude
 Unstableton: You're doing it wrong.
Image 37023   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
169
 
 Dictatorable: But what if your first daughter is a boy
 Firm Buttocks: Ideally speaking
 Zarastinia: zazzer: totes
 Alastair: To be fair, I imagine more than half of those RTs were "OMG Look at this dumb bint
 Alastair: To be fair, I imagine more than half of those RTs were "OMG Look at this dumb bint
 betamax: Don't we all
 chriscrash: Wish I could get that many retweets.
 midgetcastle: trasphobia.jpeg
Image 37022   04-21-15   Uploaded by    laura
Score:
357
 
 nerdhulk: Coordinates locked, gate established!
 ILUMINATII CONFERMED: illuminati, is an a hole? DUNDUNDUUUUUUUUN
 Not Sam: A, hole. This is the asshole of the world
 potato: Sit on it
 Meh: also, Angstrom
 Meh: Fuck in A
 minimum max: @Boucheda X, where all the hot action is, but no-one wants to date you
 fishing: I want to go to X
 grimes: h thanks for explaining.
 watwatwat: well at least it's not B, that place is a dump
 sumo: It's pronounced "Oh" and means stream. There are several villages by this name in Norway, one in Sweden and one in Denmark on Funen.
 arse: It's from NORWAY!! :D :D :D Shortest town name in the world!
 Fly: Well? Its an A I guess xDDDDD
Image 37021   04-21-15   Uploaded by    theif
Score:
187
 
 Pront Remp: "that's what she said", and then promptly took two Advil
 someguy: please write it in the shaded area on the back of your scrotum
 Fullhouse: bloody mary
 buds420: gargling oysters
 duckfarts: i think "grilled cheese sandwich" should net me 2 points
 guest: it was like fucking a glass of water
 Jesus: what is "fuck me up the ass"?
 BoiledEggs: What is "Hot Coffee", Alec?
 nightmatez: @sumo is the answer "big glass of water"? how does that equate to a sex act, anyway
 sumo: What the fuck, why would this be an exam question??
Image 37020   04-21-15   Uploaded by    DAT
Score:
457
 
 morrissey: (didn't mean to make u cry)
 grace: erection had just begun but now I've gone and done it anyway
 funy speling: Mommmma.... just appeared on Aggro... put a pic in place of bewbs, sorry to the newbs.. mommaaaaa
 effzeeceekay: @rando you did the right thing
 rando: I voted rad just based on Freddie Mercury
 bobby: I am cooler for having seen this
 firesoup: I love Sacha Baron Cohen
 originaluser: someone needs to reupload, Everyone must have a second chance ya know...
 rando: Fucking shit I'm pissed I missed the original picture god damnit!
 Korrok: The undisputed champion.
 smarkles: I didn't see the original, but Mr Fahrenheit is hard to beat.
 Jesus: now i'm going to have to go somewhere else to masturbate :(
 Jesus: that's the best kind of porn :(
 Petter: @Jesus It was borderline pornographic. Model was nude but it was a pretty class; could be considered art nude or high fashion.
 Niels Bohr: @jackin off. Aggro-mods always give us freddie when they take away our bewbs. That's how I knew.
 celtic: FrMSFW. That was really fast.
 Crim Tender: Thank you, @AGGRO-GATOR MOD
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: A wild Freddie Mercury appears.
 catsanddogs: There is a white iPad reflected in glasses.
 jackin off: Yo @neils bohr what the fuck, how did you know?
 Zarastinia: something about her hip/leg configuration disturbs the shit out of me
 Niels Bohr: This will be changed to Freddie Mercury any second now.
 JollyWell: Anyone know the model?
 Sparkplug: Where is the feces?
 JohnLennon: YESS.....
 charmander: ground floor
 Beef Supreme: after 20 years of depraved internet porn, pictures of naked women just standing there do nothing for me.
Image 37019   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Image 37018 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mister Beef. We'll pray for you, Mister Beef.
Score:
309
 
 boomboomboom: two dys later Darkwing Duck was gunned down by the NYPD on suspicion of having bird-flu. arkwing's fmily is now filing a formal complaint on the grounds of racial profiling
 robobo: Let's get dangerous
 grizzly: darkwing
Image 37017   04-21-15   Uploaded by    Mac
Score:
308
 
 Gertrude Perkins: "A new car in every garage, and a new catfish in every toilet"
 majorchamp: Hillbilly bidet
 Vorm Gongo: a dyslexic crap
 greg: ...I legitimately fail at reading previous comments
 drhenry: I know catfish are bottom feeders but this is ridiculous
 duckfarts: i didn't think this is what they meant by bottom feeder
 1979: This must be that Catfishing prank i keep hearing about
 Jalamunch Totorito: Watch out for the baby alligator in the sink.
 i c u: What the fuck did I eat last night?
 grizzly: or " I just shit a fish!"
 Truth: sometimes the content of your bowel gets really fishy
 ShamWOW: v v v *ding* abraham88 wins 683 AggroBux. Catfish, though.
 abraham88: oh my god someone did this just so they could say "I took a carp"
Image 37016   04-21-15   Uploaded by    WinonaRider
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