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249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

249404  WTF: Just another typical Friday night...

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249333 Felicity: Russian roulette just got tedious

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi



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Score:
235
 
 east bay: I warned you about stairs bro! I told you dog!
 rip odb: @WTF and @Dell - hahaha excellent
 Borb Prembus: @WTF moonwalk up as high as you can go to obtain your wheelchair
 kensin: Aaand #10026.
 ddaadd: To be fair, they never said they could write it.
 127808 : nuff said
 parrotsnest: thank yuu syne I spek amrican
 WTF: Moonwalk up the stairs or pop a wheelie to get down.
 dope: Sure sounds like it.
Image 37005   04-21-15   Uploaded by    chad
Score:
269
 
 Pizza: Boidy!
 bobby: I hope you puked him up some breakfast
 Mike: Way to give the bird the finger!
 Donni: birds are bags of parasites, never touch them with anything but a bullet
 becca: It's so cute, but yeah, that bird would shit on you instantly.
 georgerino: AFLAC!
 cishet: I wish I could do this... sure, he's probably covered in disease and full of worms, but still.
Image 37004   04-21-15   Uploaded by    dogwelder
Score:
255
 
 Derp Herpigan: So I take it Kennedy's is no longer serving food all day, every day?
 Cheryl: He was when I got finished with him.
 Zoinker: I GET IT!
 Mumbo Dingus: @duckfarts - looks like someone had erased it, at least once.
 namename: barsign.jpg
 duckfarts: this would be cool without the passive aggressive comment at the bottom
 fun: in a bad way...... not a laughter way
 fun: ahhhhhhhhhh im dying
 nightmarez: To you, Mr. Sign, I say #10105
 trollroll: Whoa Derrida
 WTF: Ferrum Masculum
 becca: Nope, I get it, it's just shit.
 franktank: wait, 'female' has six letters, divide by the gender dichotomy to get the number 3. Iron Man had three films... Halflife 3 confirmed
Image 37003   04-21-15   Uploaded by    kyle
Score:
288
 
 tiffany: Hitler, Lenin, Stalin, and Margaret Sanger lol
 God: Cats weren't my idea, ask the other guy
 celebgate: it's been sadi before... God is a child, with an antfarm.
 Prefuse: mine doesn't have stripes, he is all black like the new human torch
 cool story: God cannot withstand the power of absurd
 Robert: Or if there is a god, why all the horrible diesies like ebola (liqify your insides) and other natural stuff. You cant use the free will defence for this.
 ITS TAPE: If there IS a God, why is the Playground located right next to the Sewer?
 fracking: ad magnets, how does that shit work?
 augustus: So they can blend in with vertical grass blades when hunting?
 Natch: But are stripes perceived or something tangible? How does one define "pretty"? And why is there no kung pao shrimp here when there's kung pao everything else? God is cruel.
 madmax1: if athetits exists, why me, a dog, can talk?
 fumbduck: If there is a god, why the very apparent cat anus?
 I call it sus: I too read religious literature whilst ordering Chinese food.
 Jesus: Checkmate
Image 37002   04-21-15   Uploaded by    c h r i s
Score:
229
 
 eurotrash: dont eat anything from here.... unless you want the 1hr poo
 toad: is there such thing as an under an hour poop??
 Taters: If I'm taking a poo at work, I spend at least an hour.
 GTA VII: 1 hour poo sounds pretty... releiving
 androbot: the 1-hr poo IS the cure
 tiffany: Being a drugstore, they also sell the cure for the one-hour poo.
 becca: This is me when I don't take MiraLax
 Annoying Vegan: I can't hear what you are saying over the volume of your beard
Image 37001   04-21-15   Uploaded by    flesh forge
Score:
296
 
 Firm Buttocks: While the yellow droplets are in many ways appropriate,
 lollerskate: This is the image that made me add friendly spaceship to my favorites
 who cares: @Pizza lol
 Pizza: @Bouchedag "BTW, what did you think of the white icing? I made it myself"
 froggyfresh: He'll receive a second cake soon saying "sorry, I shat in the last cake I made for you"
 Colbo Mundus: I mean... maybe some of us are into that?
 madmax1: @i spy the plate says "I peed in the cookie dough" once you eat the cookie to reveal it...
 TrumpyTrump: Dotdotdot? Continued on reverse?
 steve: consumption of cookie cake does not imply acceptance of apology
 westerner: Apology apparently accepted.
Image 37000   04-21-15   Uploaded by    sirhc
Image 36999 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Virgin. You have brought shame on us, Virgin.
Image 36998 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

No wonder you didn't want to give us your name, Anonymous.
Image 36997 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by trollroll. You have brought shame on us, trollroll.
Image 36996 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

No wonder you didn't want to give us your name, Anonymous.
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