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64010  ninetailorochimaru: After 2.5 years I have finally won SSDI benefits. I am now legally disabled and will be getting a huge amount of backpay as a result. This is all the victory I need =)

268013  barfolomew: You should probably save that for Fap Tuesday.

268023  Not A Bot: I feel like I could hit this guy with my car and it would be OK...

268020  tib gubb: puss in boot

268021  barfolomew: @FabricMan The Burning Bush?

268021  FabricMan: I have friends who've been to that strip club

267946  Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267893  wootman: @DrNinjaman This made me vote rad

267976  Sadbot: @Felicity Cutbu is kind of it's own thing, more like alt-weekly underground comix than manga. Usually there are more butts and farts than this one.

267949  Felicity: It looks a little like the Vlox News aliens from This Modern World

268018  FabricMan: We can't! It's too far out of range!

268018  Yam: Next up, Tucker Carlson blames it on liberals and people of colour.

268020  Yam: Cat in boots

268016  ignatz: I like to believe there's a cesspit under there..

268002  tib gubb: tee hee, looks like an avocado

267951  Felicity: This confirms my theory, Germans Love Commodore Computers

268018  tib gubb: yeah like i need more bad news

268019  ignatz: That's how they get ya..

268019  tib gubb: it's not wrong

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. VeeKay
3. MrBoffo
4. Shay
5. Not A Bot
6. Side Boob
7. a robot
8. tib gubb
9. Spazstatic
10. WTF



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267648 Felicity: That's depressing on multiple levels

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.



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trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (813 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (798 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (797 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267933 (776 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (756 points)


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 3. fanny: 4060 points
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 6. toad: 2352 points
 7. time is wastin: 1998 points
 8. Nope: 1914 points
 9. Annoying Vegan : 1902 points
10. static xyz: 1626 points
11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. greg: 1499 points
14. midgetcastle: 1437 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
235
 
 east bay: I warned you about stairs bro! I told you dog!
 rip odb: @WTF and @Dell - hahaha excellent
 Borb Prembus: @WTF moonwalk up as high as you can go to obtain your wheelchair
 kensin: Aaand #10026.
 ddaadd: To be fair, they never said they could write it.
 127808 : nuff said
 parrotsnest: thank yuu syne I spek amrican
 WTF: Moonwalk up the stairs or pop a wheelie to get down.
 dope: Sure sounds like it.
Image 37005   04-21-15   Uploaded by    chad
Score:
269
 
 Pizza: Boidy!
 bobby: I hope you puked him up some breakfast
 Mike: Way to give the bird the finger!
 Donni: birds are bags of parasites, never touch them with anything but a bullet
 becca: It's so cute, but yeah, that bird would shit on you instantly.
 georgerino: AFLAC!
 cishet: I wish I could do this... sure, he's probably covered in disease and full of worms, but still.
Image 37004   04-21-15   Uploaded by    dogwelder
Score:
255
 
 Derp Herpigan: So I take it Kennedy's is no longer serving food all day, every day?
 Cheryl: He was when I got finished with him.
 Zoinker: I GET IT!
 Mumbo Dingus: @duckfarts - looks like someone had erased it, at least once.
 namename: barsign.jpg
 duckfarts: this would be cool without the passive aggressive comment at the bottom
 fun: in a bad way...... not a laughter way
 fun: ahhhhhhhhhh im dying
 nightmarez: To you, Mr. Sign, I say #10105
 trollroll: Whoa Derrida
 WTF: Ferrum Masculum
 becca: Nope, I get it, it's just shit.
 franktank: wait, 'female' has six letters, divide by the gender dichotomy to get the number 3. Iron Man had three films... Halflife 3 confirmed
Image 37003   04-21-15   Uploaded by    kyle
Score:
288
 
 tiffany: Hitler, Lenin, Stalin, and Margaret Sanger lol
 God: Cats weren't my idea, ask the other guy
 celebgate: it's been sadi before... God is a child, with an antfarm.
 Prefuse: mine doesn't have stripes, he is all black like the new human torch
 cool story: God cannot withstand the power of absurd
 Robert: Or if there is a god, why all the horrible diesies like ebola (liqify your insides) and other natural stuff. You cant use the free will defence for this.
 ITS TAPE: If there IS a God, why is the Playground located right next to the Sewer?
 fracking: ad magnets, how does that shit work?
 augustus: So they can blend in with vertical grass blades when hunting?
 Natch: But are stripes perceived or something tangible? How does one define "pretty"? And why is there no kung pao shrimp here when there's kung pao everything else? God is cruel.
 madmax1: if athetits exists, why me, a dog, can talk?
 fumbduck: If there is a god, why the very apparent cat anus?
 I call it sus: I too read religious literature whilst ordering Chinese food.
 Jesus: Checkmate
Image 37002   04-21-15   Uploaded by    c h r i s
Score:
229
 
 eurotrash: dont eat anything from here.... unless you want the 1hr poo
 toad: is there such thing as an under an hour poop??
 Taters: If I'm taking a poo at work, I spend at least an hour.
 GTA VII: 1 hour poo sounds pretty... releiving
 androbot: the 1-hr poo IS the cure
 tiffany: Being a drugstore, they also sell the cure for the one-hour poo.
 becca: This is me when I don't take MiraLax
 Annoying Vegan: I can't hear what you are saying over the volume of your beard
Image 37001   04-21-15   Uploaded by    flesh forge
Score:
296
 
 Firm Buttocks: While the yellow droplets are in many ways appropriate,
 lollerskate: This is the image that made me add friendly spaceship to my favorites
 who cares: @Pizza lol
 Pizza: @Bouchedag "BTW, what did you think of the white icing? I made it myself"
 froggyfresh: He'll receive a second cake soon saying "sorry, I shat in the last cake I made for you"
 Colbo Mundus: I mean... maybe some of us are into that?
 madmax1: @i spy the plate says "I peed in the cookie dough" once you eat the cookie to reveal it...
 TrumpyTrump: Dotdotdot? Continued on reverse?
 steve: consumption of cookie cake does not imply acceptance of apology
 westerner: Apology apparently accepted.
Image 37000   04-21-15   Uploaded by    sirhc
Image 36999 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Virgin. Boo, Virgin.
Image 36998 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

No wonder you didn't want to give us your name, Anonymous.
Image 36997 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by trollroll. Boo, trollroll.
Image 36996 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

No wonder you didn't want to give us your name, Anonymous.
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