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273462  PenguinBartender: This is missing the picture from the very next moment where the kitten jumps down and briskly walks over to the box these materials arrived in, and curls up comfortably inside.

273477  Jorp Lulter: "What do you call that act," asked the nonplussed agent.

273079  Shay: What kind of ass-backwards post apocalypse is this?

273017  grizzly: @drtofu yeah, I guess carets are illegal characters. How are we supposed to geek out about math and physics?

273108  Shay: SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONG

273017  drtofu: E=mcc

273478  Sadbot: 3. No, anyone who marries a salesman is deranged

273017  drtofu: @grizzly, E=mc2

273488  KnowLifer: lovely legs

273476  Shay: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

273475  UnknownSample: I wanted to believe... and now I can!

273474  dangerkeith3000: Yarp: The opposite of pray.

273470  sassysass: "It's-a March 14th-a, Mario."

273477  Dr Awkward: Himfluenza

273476  dangerkeith3000: Be careful blowing 100 bucks. You'll end up with a lot of ticks on your lips.

273477  dangerkeith3000: Every time he blows his nose he brings another life into this world.

273474  PenguinBartender: *whispering* "Crusty jugglers..."

273478  dangerkeith3000: 2. All the dirty bath water you are sitting in puts the dirt back on you. If you take a shower the only thing getting on the towel is water. 3. More than a trust the physician they work for.

273477  Dr Awkward: He-ver

273478  Shay: 2. I refuse to answer a question with spelling and grammar mistakes.

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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint



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 Mr Bleak: Invisible man goes for a job interview.
 Astanapan: Wearing a stealth suit under civvies, obviously a superspy on a mission. Call reinforcements and don't take your eyes off him.
 Lunimeow: Oh man it took me a bit. I was wondering why it was just a picture of shoes haha.
 VoR: This is socks
 lecj07: @Spazstatic same.
 Spazstatic: This broke my mind.
Image 271840   10-12-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
367
 
 dangerkeith3000: El Arroyo's sign in Austin always has a special place on the friendly spaceship.
Image 271839   10-12-18   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
564
 
 dangerkeith3000: When you are Irish and Hindu.
 norgu5: driver hands customer Hershey's Kiss, disappears into the night
Image 271838   10-12-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
215
 
 FormerLurker: @Mad Collager its amazing how far a bag of oats will go.
 Greifer: @FormerLurker she said that to the dog! So get the hell out of the bedroom!
 charlemagne: I'd rather keep the door open, for a speedy exit when things inevitably turn sour
 Mad Collager: @FormerLurker Yeah, but how do you get the horse to stay off the bed?
 tib gubb: kissing is gross
 FormerLurker: Ah, I love living alone... all I gotta do is CLOSE the door so the dog stays off the bed...
Image 271837   10-12-18   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
620
 
 dangerkeith3000: Thundercats HO!
Image 271836   10-12-18   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
575
 
 Shay: I told you Dave's not here!!!
 BavidDowie: I have prepared for you, the ol Spicy Diaper!
 wooden boy: Seems fine to me...
 dangerkeith3000: The Frito Bandito!
Image 271835   10-12-18   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
249
 
 Mr Bleak: @Uncle Phil For good reason: people will drink them. Sad but true.
 Mr Bleak: The only reason my wife doesn't let me put them up where she works (an old folks home) is that she would get fired for it ... :sigh:
 Uncle Phil: On the other hand, (gross) it's not like you can do anything about it if you did have a problem resulting in stuff going in the wrong direction. They don't generally leave cleaning supplies around.
 Uncle Phil: Shamelessly stolen: Please leave the restrooms as you'd hope to find them, not as you'd expect to.
 Passive: Pictured: Something not written by a black woman
 Air Biscuit: A mop would probly be a better cleaning implement than a knife.
 Mr. Butt: Women: NOBODY WANTS TO TOUCH YOUR FUCKING MENSTRUAL BLOOD WRAP YOUR FUCKING PADS AND TAMPONS IN TOILET PAPER BEFORE YOU THROW THEM IN THE BIN YOU FUCKING ANIMALS
 Mr. Butt: Men: Please do not urinate on the seat.
 dangerkeith3000: She just gave up completely on the women's bathroom.
Image 271834   10-12-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
600
 
 addend: "You're not a part of this, hooman. This isn't for you."
Image 271833   10-12-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
435
 
 addend: I hope they swapped voices, too.
 Spazstatic: If you can call that thing a dog...?
 Spazstatic: Careful of the ghost walking the dog!
 dangerkeith3000: Poor guy can't jack it.
 Theimposter: Dude is gross.
 tib gubb: looks like they're smuggling hams
Image 271832   10-12-18   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: Simplified Klingon
 tib gubb: alphabutt
 NFLitGirl: VOMKA DANOV AO OVNVV IDAOOAOO NVD AIVNODA
 Weedheart: I'm radding an image macro because the text adds to the humor. What is wrong with this world?
Image 271831   10-12-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
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