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273318  Not A Bot: if you stare long enough at it, it starts to look like Freddy Mercury

273306  Air Biscuit: Its a good idea because if the front of your ship is a hot iron, you can melt the ice.

273337  addend: "That's so funny! Can you fax it to my office?"

273308  Air Biscuit: @BavidDowie *expresses unique personality through comments*

273309  Air Biscuit: Lawn and order is getting its own spinnoff series now?

273334  VoR: Hands?

273336  Mr. Butt: NOBODY ACTUALLY USES THE WORD PUSS.Y TO REFER TO A CAT. A DOUBLE ENTENDRE ONLY WORKS IF BOTH WORDS ARE IN USE.

273338  Sage: Calvin was here.

273329  grid: It's raining tacos from out of the sky, tacos no need to ask why, open your mouth and close your eyes, it's raining tacos!

273323  addend: (whispers) "Oops, sorry to wake you."

273327  addend: "Is /this/ one Italian, too, Dad?"

273336  addend: Who else but Dad.

273336  Minnesotan: also the pantheon, you know what, fine, italian beautiful people

273336  Minnesotan: also the pantheon, you know what, fine, italian beautiful people

273332  tib gubb: "I'm breakin' outta here. I got a plan."

273336  Minnesotan: uh it's not 3492?

273324  shipotle: frank zappa's original cover photo for "sheik yerbouti" was unfortunately rejected for copyright infringement

273305  Korrok: Probably.

273325  Sadbot: @Annoying Vegan She's a mix of some other herding breed and cardigan Corgi, still is Dog Ownership: Hard Mode and I wouldn't want it different

273319  Fiveninety: don't most phones power off before the battery is completely dead and power back on for the alarm clock? i know i have a smartphone and a dumbphone that both do this. about the only way to make the alarm not go off on either of them is to remove the battery

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272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273095 WannaBee: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!



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 addend: I hope they swapped voices, too.
 Spazstatic: If you can call that thing a dog...?
 Spazstatic: Careful of the ghost walking the dog!
 dangerkeith3000: Poor guy can't jack it.
 Theimposter: Dude is gross.
 tib gubb: looks like they're smuggling hams
Image 271832   10-12-18   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
321
 
 dangerkeith3000: Simplified Klingon
 tib gubb: alphabutt
 NFLitGirl: VOMKA DANOV AO OVNVV IDAOOAOO NVD AIVNODA
 Weedheart: I'm radding an image macro because the text adds to the humor. What is wrong with this world?
Image 271831   10-12-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
419
 
 wolfpk: @Air Biscuit @lecj07 Ok, I see it now. The arrow is through his right hand, which is down.
 Spazstatic: Honestly, after seeing it this way, I think it's a better Johnny Bravo than it is a bird.
 Spazstatic: Tail is legs, wings are arms, head is other arm holding the arrow.
 Air Biscuit: @wolfpk it took me a moment. Hes doing a pose.
 lecj07: @wolfpk Johnny Bravo in the style of an ancient greek warrior sorta.
 wolfpk: No matter wha angle I look at it, I can't "see" Johnny Bravo. Is this a punk?
 Shay: Rad for the cannot unseen, but bad for 9gag. So this is brad.
Image 271830   10-12-18   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
567
 
 Mr Bleak: @tib gubb To prevent it bashing it's head?
 Joseph: Isyourgirlfriendacoalminer.com
 addend: /Three Men and a Pony/, unrated.
 UltraBeverly: Thank god our dear leader got all those coal mining horses their jobs back.
 tib gubb: @snekeyes why is the horse wearing a hat?
 Theimposter: His girlfriend is remarkably chill.
 Peter Pantsless: @snekeyes they're too busy talking about the elephant in the room
 Mad Collager: It's Take-Your-Girlfriend-To-Work Day!
 Chowdahead: Mining crew with horse foreman.
Image 271829   10-12-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
630
 
 Mr Bleak: Hello hoomon. Do you need adopting?
Image 271828   10-12-18   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
735
 
 charlemagne: this is what the dog sees as it squats in the kitchen
Image 271827   10-12-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
551
 
 Not A Bot: "I dunno" she mulled, putting down the magazine. "Maybe the New Yorker is too highbrow for me."
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
Image 271826   10-12-18   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Image 271825 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by John Blender. You have brought shame on us, John Blender.
Score:
655
 
 addend: "Hi, Animatronio!"
 fumbduck: so close
Image 271824   10-12-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
267
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay He ded.
 dangerkeith3000: Timmy!
 Shay: @Beeble Oh right, the Game of Thrones guy. I rarely watch it.
 Beeble: @Shay HODOR
 Shay: Not familiar with the old chap on the right.
Image 271823   10-12-18   Uploaded by    flommmm
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