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273017  drtofu: E=mcc

273478  Sadbot: 3. No, anyone who marries a salesman is deranged

273017  drtofu: @grizzly, E=mc2

273488  KnowLifer: lovely legs

273476  Shay: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

273475  UnknownSample: I wanted to believe... and now I can!

273474  dangerkeith3000: Yarp: The opposite of pray.

273470  sassysass: "It's-a March 14th-a, Mario."

273477  Dr Awkward: Himfluenza

273476  dangerkeith3000: Be careful blowing 100 bucks. You'll end up with a lot of ticks on your lips.

273477  dangerkeith3000: Every time he blows his nose he brings another life into this world.

273474  PenguinBartender: *whispering* "Crusty jugglers..."

273478  dangerkeith3000: 2. All the dirty bath water you are sitting in puts the dirt back on you. If you take a shower the only thing getting on the towel is water. 3. More than a trust the physician they work for.

273477  Dr Awkward: He-ver

273478  Shay: 2. I refuse to answer a question with spelling and grammar mistakes.

273453  antipatterns: last one to meme turn off the lights

273478  Shay: 1. Clearly a trick question. Black and white are not colors, but shades.

273417  Micro Jackson: Hurry up, those shorts are rented

273486  usernamee: Vampurrrrr

273436  Micro Jackson: I couldn't get out of bed this morning either

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273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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11. parrotsnest: 1714 points
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14. Never AFK: 1573 points
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Score:
382
 
 some guy : A WILD PIDGEY APPEARED!
Image 271794   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
357
 
 Theimposter: Erg spelling again.
 Theimposter: Some porn stars are vegan. I know at least one of the ones with lots of tatoos is.
 Teechur: @Sadbot This just makes me wonder if there are vegan porn stars. I'm ashamed that I wondered that.
 Sadbot: Jokes from 2008: Dude, you chugged sperm. Jokes from 2018: Dude, you DIDN'T chug sperm
Image 271793   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
553
 
 wolfpk: Cat determines if you are worthy to cross. Petting helps your case, but tuna guarantees it!
 Butcherboy: What! Is your quest!?!?
 tib gubb: ...okay, but don't tell anyone i let you pass
 a robot: Bridge guardian cat demands pets instead of coins
Image 271792   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
842
 
 Mad Collager: @Theimposter Heh, heh, "suspended ceiling".
 Theimposter: I worked at a grocery store that had a very large bat living in the bakery area, probably in the suspended ceiling. Unsanitary but awesome.
 Teechur: I would buy something, anything, from this store just because of this sign.
 some guy : No one is spending any money at Guitar Center anyway
 Sadbot: @jimbiscuit That sounds great...for creatures of the night who strike fear into the hearts of a cowardly and superstitious lot
 Nope: Please respect nature, we are the intruders not them.
Image 271791   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
480
 
 ignatz: Jaunty af
Image 271790   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
251
 
 Mr. Butt: Your gaming station kicks ass.
 some guy : A WILD PIDGEY APPEARED!
 Peter Pantsless: Must be Zoolander's laptop
 a robot: Your desk looks happy :)
Image 271789   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
487
 
 DrNinjaman: This is the premise of the movie "Twins"
 Teechur: They both skipped hand day.
 Amy Housewine: Neither of them skipped hair day.
 Annoying Vegan : Never skip entire body day!
Image 271788   10-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
490
 
 tib gubb: spookoween party pak
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless Abracadandy, we're comin for your candy
 Peter Pantsless: Black magic starter kit
Image 271787   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
592
 
 Shay: LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST PELLET
 Spazstatic: NEVER DOUBT THE WORM!
 Teechur: HELLO, BATON ROUGE! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??
 piranharama: Seize the means of production!
 tib gubb: i'm telling you, guys; there's a being greater than us that will take us in the rapture!
 a robot: @Nope That would be Cheesus?
 Nope: Praise to the cheese god
Image 271786   10-11-18   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
275
 
 UltraBeverly: @sparenamelaptopdied It plays on hold when you call 311 (city services). So I hate it more. I'm on hold a lot.
 sparenamelaptopdied: @DrNinjaman I remembered Sheryl with an 'S' but somehow typo'd the Crow
 DrNinjaman: @sparenamelaptopdied It's hard to have some fun with a Sheryl stuck in your Craw.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Was driving into LA many years ago and as we turned on to Santa Monica Boulevard, Dave said "wouldn't it be great if that Sheryl Craw record came on the radio just now?" And it didn't, which was just as well 'cos the radio was off
 Air Biscuit: Woo ok hhhhh! Name of a place i recognize!!! Thats where that restaurant is that puts dehydrated ketchup slices on you burgers!!
 Dr Awkward: If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Image 271785   10-11-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
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