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273340  VoR: Ohhh yes.

273341  VoR: I assume it was fine.

273318  Not A Bot: if you stare long enough at it, it starts to look like Freddy Mercury

273306  Air Biscuit: Its a good idea because if the front of your ship is a hot iron, you can melt the ice.

273337  addend: "That's so funny! Can you fax it to my office?"

273308  Air Biscuit: @BavidDowie *expresses unique personality through comments*

273309  Air Biscuit: Lawn and order is getting its own spinnoff series now?

273334  VoR: Hands?

273336  Mr. Butt: NOBODY ACTUALLY USES THE WORD PUSS.Y TO REFER TO A CAT. A DOUBLE ENTENDRE ONLY WORKS IF BOTH WORDS ARE IN USE.

273338  Sage: Calvin was here.

273329  grid: It's raining tacos from out of the sky, tacos no need to ask why, open your mouth and close your eyes, it's raining tacos!

273323  addend: (whispers) "Oops, sorry to wake you."

273327  addend: "Is /this/ one Italian, too, Dad?"

273336  addend: Who else but Dad.

273336  Minnesotan: also the pantheon, you know what, fine, italian beautiful people

273336  Minnesotan: also the pantheon, you know what, fine, italian beautiful people

273332  tib gubb: "I'm breakin' outta here. I got a plan."

273336  Minnesotan: uh it's not 3492?

273324  shipotle: frank zappa's original cover photo for "sheik yerbouti" was unfortunately rejected for copyright infringement

273305  Korrok: Probably.

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"



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 Nope: @Peter Pantsless I want HD not S(T)D
 Peter Pantsless: "Yeah, 'dis vag, dude.'"
Image 271768   10-11-18   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
372
 
 Beeble: God: telling lies? Adam: no papa God: Cursed are you above all livestock and all wild animals! You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life. And I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your offspring and hers; he will crush your head, and you will strike his heel.
 Air Biscuit: It is apple like substance. Not like real apple at all. Thanks monsanto.
 tib gubb: "She tricked me!"
Image 271767   10-11-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
308
 
 Theimposter: 'serving size' vs actual portions
Image 271766   10-11-18   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
570
 
 dangerkeith3000: CLOACA
 Not A Bot: He grows 'em, I drinks 'em. We get along great.
Image 271765   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
440
 
 Bob: I don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
 guccigucci: I never expected to be anybody important.
 fanny: what a weird duck
Image 271764   10-11-18   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
241
 
 Nope: @Sadbot legit LOL
 Sadbot: "Grrr, hipsters" -a person from 2012 who 6 years later will have a favorite vegan tapas restaurant
 Nope: Ew who the fuck wants adults?
Image 271763   10-11-18   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
229
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: A telescope doesn't remove the obstruction of a giant, fat gut.
 Sadbot: @Beeble I lived in Denver back then, fads always hit us late
 Beeble: @Sadbot More like 20.
 Uncle Phil: @a robot Yes, there are men who haven't seen the tip in years, because it's so long. That's why they drive lifted trucks: the extra height helps them find it, like a fire watch tower.
 a robot: A telescope? Because your penis is really far away??
 Sadbot: I just need someone to help take off these JNCOs I've been wearing for 15 years. Help, I'm not good with buttons or zippers, but I can wave glowsticks around really good
 Nope: I dont need a telescope I need some sort of mirror system.
 Peter Pantsless: Don't be ridiculous. I need a MICROscope for that
Image 271762   10-11-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
612
 
 Teechur: Cubist cat lets you see both sides of the face at once
Image 271761   10-11-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
232
 
 Mr Bleak: "This must be Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
 FireBreathingMarmot: Better to start with the easier parts first.
Image 271760   10-11-18   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
185
 
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Image 271759   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
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