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272976  logan: Three more years and that'll be eligible for classic plates. That's an uncomfortable thought.

272968  Greifer: alt f4

273002  Chowdahead: BEHOLD! The Dust-Bunny.

272998  Littlecraftywolf: @UltraBeverly 14 is the minimum age in my state but noone hires anyone until 16

272993  Annoying Vegan : @Side Boob Or Ikea

273001  poetrysucks: Read it in his voice, too.

272986  Snix: Remember when this used to be a place for funny pictures?

272991  Side Boob: How many years until pepper spray is invented?

272993  Side Boob: Welcome to Costco!

272998  Side Boob: @Micro Jackson My sex street doesn't even see that much traffic :(

272999  Side Boob: EzPass, man. EzPass.

272975  kazzy94: Haven't we all done this?

272957  Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."

272944  addend: "What do you mean /seven/ years?!"

272958  Passive: Bacon always means "We covered these chips in nasty, salty, liquid smoke"

273010  betamax: Is he filming Katniss's propaganda bits for the uprising?

272981  charlemagne: @Shay it's going to look like suicide

272987  charlemagne: you're right, you can feel the life force eek its way through you fingers

272949  addend: Seriously organized board-game stack.

273003  some guy : Your gorilla looks sick.

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6. addend
7. Not A Bot
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9. MrBoffo
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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272968 Greifer: alt f4

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272991 Side Boob: How many years until pepper spray is invented?

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272892 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless I have absolutely zero reasons or incentives to be anywhere near there at 10pm any night, much less Wednesday. (in fact, I am blissfully unaware of any 10 PM Wed. antics)

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige



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SomeCanadian uploaded 272521 (958 points)
not i spy uploaded 272641 (898 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272795 (872 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (869 points)
oregon man uploaded 272572 (853 points)
nclaw uploaded 272634 (836 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (820 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (799 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (784 points)
twenty4 uploaded 272495 (772 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (759 points)
frenk uploaded 272924 (756 points)
spacedawg uploaded 272642 (742 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (737 points)
Mexico uploaded 272595 (736 points)


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 2. Annoying Vegan : 3829 points
 3. Side Boob: 3772 points
 4. Mexico: 2999 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2967 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 2770 points
 7. NoOneImportant: 2009 points
 8. grimes: 2007 points
 9. grizzly: 1755 points
10. Snow Plow: 1717 points
11. confession: 1643 points
12. daver: 1484 points
13. Clim Tinties: 1464 points
14. westerner: 1432 points
15. Largehand: 1402 points
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 FireBreathingMarmot: A telescope doesn't remove the obstruction of a giant, fat gut.
 Sadbot: @Beeble I lived in Denver back then, fads always hit us late
 Beeble: @Sadbot More like 20.
 Uncle Phil: @a robot Yes, there are men who haven't seen the tip in years, because it's so long. That's why they drive lifted trucks: the extra height helps them find it, like a fire watch tower.
 a robot: A telescope? Because your penis is really far away??
 Sadbot: I just need someone to help take off these JNCOs I've been wearing for 15 years. Help, I'm not good with buttons or zippers, but I can wave glowsticks around really good
 Nope: I dont need a telescope I need some sort of mirror system.
 Peter Pantsless: Don't be ridiculous. I need a MICROscope for that
Image 271762   10-11-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
612
 
 Teechur: Cubist cat lets you see both sides of the face at once
Image 271761   10-11-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
232
 
 Mr Bleak: "This must be Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
 FireBreathingMarmot: Better to start with the easier parts first.
Image 271760   10-11-18   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
185
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 271759   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
420
 
 Sadbot: Kind of a moot point, as now they've switched to Fred Perry shirts and Wranglers
Image 271758   10-11-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
697
 
 Air Biscuit: @wolfpk @square44 i hope she like croissants.
 tib gubb: N-O spells hell yes
 wolfpk: Someone has been messing with his (possibly her but I am betting his) parents "auto-correct on their phone.
 square44: aaaaaaaaaaaa
 square44: wait, not RAD, RAD.
 square44: ugh. I had to vote RAD on this one.
 WTF: Coolest parents ever!
Image 271757   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
243
 
 Not A Bot: Because the fish is totally gonna sit still in those things too.
 Mad Collager: He's leaping to the Supreme Court.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: pew pew!!!
Image 271756   10-11-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
320
 
 tib gubb: life is too short, fucko
 boxboxbox: or when you show them something on your phone and they grab it out of your hands
 Sadbot: Nah, I'm more like "chaos reigns and you brought this upon yourself"
Image 271755   10-11-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
319
 
 Lunimeow: It's a Japanese picture, you read it right to left.
 BFHoodrich: it appears they screwed up the order of the images its supposed to be before comes first!1
Image 271754   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
350
 
 tib gubb: *bleps angrily*
 Mr. Whiskers: Mlem
Image 271753   10-11-18   Uploaded by    grace
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