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273541  Bob: .. W

273470  crazymothaofa: Two seconds after that bong rip that just wrecked your shit

273549  Paint Chips: I sent this picture to my mom last time it was posted and she thought it was a childhood picture of me. Not sure what that says about me...

273540  tib gubb: nice photoshop job, dickweed

273536  tib gubb: wow it's rough when life isn't given to you on a silver platter

273538  Shay: One bourbon, one scotch, but no beer.

273537  tib gubb: damn idiot kids clogging up our parking lots

273538  tib gubb: I can relate to this.

273534  UltraBeverly: That bee did a number on those kids

273536  Bob: Existence is problematic.

273525  Not A Bot: Oh Anon, you're like that one kid who always talks about how much sex he is totally having all day long guys don't laugh she's canadian and totally real we had dozens of sex last summer

273539  Minnesotan: Mister Collision is my pro wrestling alter ego

273455  KingTrebek: @a robot don't worry i took it back under

273534  Sadbot: Congrats on your litter of goblins

273536  a robot: The struggle is real, kitty

273493  BavidDowie: y tho

273509  elronhubard: Brace yourselves kittens are coming

273502  BavidDowie: Fuzz McFlooferson

273508  BavidDowie: The alpacalypse has come

273526  BavidDowie: I respect your sexual orientation

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273505 Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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Score:
581
 
 Borm Pumpies: @NoRagrets Wow
 NoRagrets: *throws butterball*
 a robot: I honestly love how derpy they all are
Image 271720   10-11-18   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Score:
464
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Air Biscuit Same words. Tie.
 wolfpk: Who gets a F if she turns around?
 Not A Bot: Vesti la giubba e la faccia infarina. La gente paga, e rider vuole qua. E se Arlecchin t'invola Colombina, ridi, Pagliaccio, e ognun applaudir! Tramuta in lazzi lo spasmo ed il pianto in una smorfia il singhiozzo e 'l dolor, Ah!
 Bluetocracy: They were both trying to highlight their best points.
 Air Biscuit: @dangerkeith3000 who commented it better?
 dangerkeith3000: Damn picture stole my comment!
 Not A Bot: No tip.
Image 271719   10-11-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
825
 
 Theimposter: Stormtrooper looks like he's wondering if hes really THAT hungry...
 Bluetocracy: Darth Vader, the ultimate dad joke.
 Teechur: Jar jar the Baptist
 Dr Awkward: Jar-B-que
 Amy Housewine: They've already eaten the rest.
 androbot: darth ramsey
Image 271718   10-11-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
863
 
 piranharama: There has been a great disturbance in the force... we have a new enemy.
 WannaBee: I expect you to die Mr. Bond.
 Bob: The meowing is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
 antipatterns: Loom and Doom
 VoR: Top cat
Image 271717   10-11-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
601
 
 dangerkeith3000: He's asleep
 Amy Housewine: Bait.
 VoR: Hah. I took it off that lab puppy.
Image 271716   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
377
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: It's all grainy photos and corny jokes.
 Bluetocracy: This flash drive is a whopping 500MB! Nobody will ever beat that!
 Dr Awkward: @a robot Dang, I'm only the 3rd richest Duke in Texas.
 a robot: "I predict that within 100 years, flash drives will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings in Texas will own them."
 qazwsx: do to sheer amount of space on the flash drive, a new prefix for bits and bytes came about: texabytes
 antipatterns: Proof this is all a hologram
 Air Biscuit: Good luck maneuvering this to the superposition.
 Amy Housewine: I gather there was a time when they thought storage would be a limiting factor for computers.
 Peter Pantsless: Oh, good, you found my porno collection
Image 271715   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
556
 
 Lunimeow: If Yoda and Leia had a kid?
 Bluetocracy: Is this the fairy tale where the boy has to kiss the frog to turn it into his princess?
 charlemagne: @Amy Housewine banzai!
 Darmstadtium: Help me Obi-Wan The Froggie, you are my only hop!
 Prostata: Help me obi wan... you're my only hope
 Amy Housewine: Place your bets now! Who will win the race to the top?
Image 271714   10-11-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
235
 
 SuedeOxford: Same
 Bluetocracy: just wait til you get older. I'm glad you didn't add those pictures.
 Wort Mumpus: Awwwwwwwwwww
 Pingu IRL: "Has anybody seen Grandma Agnes's chihuahua?"....Oh My God.........
 VoR: A lot of this is easy to fix.
Image 271713   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
436
 
 dangerkeith3000: I bet you Jim Henson made up that line on the spot just to make Frank Oz crack up.
Image 271712   10-11-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
632
 
 tib gubb: "best watch your tone before i show you my pimp paw"
 Bluetocracy: the steroids only had a partial effect. The olympic council will never notice.
 Bob: Your car is allergic to bees, I think.
 antipatterns: @Butcherboy this dude could slap a carboy off the counter
 Air Biscuit: pied lourd de chat
 Butcherboy: Thats his slappin paw
Image 271711   10-11-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
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