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273591  Dick Inspector: Is that what they call it these days...

273605  Side Boob: RAD, but I prefer that big bust of Lionel Richie that's made out of butter.

273597  Not A Bot: someone switched the "support" and "propose" in the first two panels. Dunno why though

273598  Shay: *unintelligible Peruvian chipmunk noises intensify*

273603  Side Boob: Everything's so BROWN...

273580  Shay: I'm pretty certain the fourth image is from my friend's album cover.

273594  WTF: Things you find in Grandma's China hutch.

273601  WTF: ...and for a 5 minute visit no less.

273604  WTF: Is your girlfriend beefy?

273592  Scoo: Forget it, @Knice, it's Bot-town

273604  Prostata: majestic AF

273590  Fuzzpot: too much time on thier hands (or is that too many hands on their time......)

273593  Scoo: Last (commercial) flight I was on, I was stuck in an aisle seat, and before the plane even took the runway, the window-seater closed the shade. I'm a bit jealous of this little guy.

273601  Scoo: Rad for obvious plant

273609  ignatz: @trepanation The mods giveth, and the mods taketh away..

273600  breadtoaster: Not enough glass balls.

273573  FabricMan: Yo mama dirty!

273609  Bitcoin Burglar: I used to have a neighbor across the street who would often come out right at sunrise, dressed in full biker leathers, and carefully roll his (very loud) Harley backwards down his driveway to the sidewalk, fire it up, light up a cigarette, and rev the bike periodically until he was done smoking, then turn off the bike and push it back up the driveway into his garage. Never saw him actually ride it anywhere, maybe he didn't have a license. Annoying as shit at 5:15 on summer mornings.

273609  Vorm Gongo: That boy ain't right.

273609  trepanation: Holy schneikes, I'm purple! I...I've been waiting for this moment for so long...I'd like to thank my mom and dad, the wacky stuff people put on the Internet, and of course my fellow aggronauts. It's all about you guys!

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2. Not A Bot
3. addend
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.



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Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 273547 (744 points)
reagan uploaded 273276 (736 points)
beckybecky uploaded 273400 (724 points)
psyops uploaded 273490 (713 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273428 (712 points)


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 6. cran vodka: 1978 points
 7. Mexico: 1902 points
 8. daver: 1876 points
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11. BoiledEggs: 1698 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
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14. Never AFK: 1628 points
15. skunkrocker: 1597 points
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Score:
825
 
 Theimposter: Stormtrooper looks like he's wondering if hes really THAT hungry...
 Bluetocracy: Darth Vader, the ultimate dad joke.
 Teechur: Jar jar the Baptist
 Dr Awkward: Jar-B-que
 Amy Housewine: They've already eaten the rest.
 androbot: darth ramsey
Image 271718   10-11-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
863
 
 piranharama: There has been a great disturbance in the force... we have a new enemy.
 WannaBee: I expect you to die Mr. Bond.
 Bob: The meowing is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
 antipatterns: Loom and Doom
 VoR: Top cat
Image 271717   10-11-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
601
 
 dangerkeith3000: He's asleep
 Amy Housewine: Bait.
 VoR: Hah. I took it off that lab puppy.
Image 271716   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
377
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: It's all grainy photos and corny jokes.
 Bluetocracy: This flash drive is a whopping 500MB! Nobody will ever beat that!
 Dr Awkward: @a robot Dang, I'm only the 3rd richest Duke in Texas.
 a robot: "I predict that within 100 years, flash drives will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings in Texas will own them."
 qazwsx: do to sheer amount of space on the flash drive, a new prefix for bits and bytes came about: texabytes
 antipatterns: Proof this is all a hologram
 Air Biscuit: Good luck maneuvering this to the superposition.
 Amy Housewine: I gather there was a time when they thought storage would be a limiting factor for computers.
 Peter Pantsless: Oh, good, you found my porno collection
Image 271715   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
556
 
 Lunimeow: If Yoda and Leia had a kid?
 Bluetocracy: Is this the fairy tale where the boy has to kiss the frog to turn it into his princess?
 charlemagne: @Amy Housewine banzai!
 Darmstadtium: Help me Obi-Wan The Froggie, you are my only hop!
 Prostata: Help me obi wan... you're my only hope
 Amy Housewine: Place your bets now! Who will win the race to the top?
Image 271714   10-11-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
235
 
 SuedeOxford: Same
 Bluetocracy: just wait til you get older. I'm glad you didn't add those pictures.
 Wort Mumpus: Awwwwwwwwwww
 Pingu IRL: "Has anybody seen Grandma Agnes's chihuahua?"....Oh My God.........
 VoR: A lot of this is easy to fix.
Image 271713   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
436
 
 dangerkeith3000: I bet you Jim Henson made up that line on the spot just to make Frank Oz crack up.
Image 271712   10-11-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
632
 
 tib gubb: "best watch your tone before i show you my pimp paw"
 Bluetocracy: the steroids only had a partial effect. The olympic council will never notice.
 Bob: Your car is allergic to bees, I think.
 antipatterns: @Butcherboy this dude could slap a carboy off the counter
 Air Biscuit: pied lourd de chat
 Butcherboy: Thats his slappin paw
Image 271711   10-11-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
609
 
 Bluetocracy: The screams still sound the same
 Amy Housewine: Is it brand new?
Image 271710   10-11-18   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
256
 
 some guy : j-dub
 tib gubb: off the deep end, apparently
 Bluetocracy: Tailgate at a Taco Bell.
 Dr Awkward: Still better than watching TLC
 grizzly: Heart attack. Die.
 VoR: Friendly spaceship
 VoR: Ooh manual switcherino required
 VoR: Aggrogator
 trelyate: dumbest thing I've done while high is pour myself a bowl of juice
 FormerLurker: @copunter @digabigpig no joke, Ive almost cried because I forgot how to use the microwave. Also, waited for a stop sign to turn green.
 Yam: Snack and a nap.
 copunter: vvv seriously; my shoes are feeling hot and low on fuel just tasting this picture
Image 271709   10-11-18   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
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