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273477  Jorp Lulter: "What do you call that act," asked the nonplussed agent.

273079  Shay: What kind of ass-backwards post apocalypse is this?

273017  grizzly: @drtofu yeah, I guess carets are illegal characters. How are we supposed to geek out about math and physics?

273108  Shay: SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONG

273017  drtofu: E=mcc

273478  Sadbot: 3. No, anyone who marries a salesman is deranged

273017  drtofu: @grizzly, E=mc2

273488  KnowLifer: lovely legs

273476  Shay: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

273475  UnknownSample: I wanted to believe... and now I can!

273474  dangerkeith3000: Yarp: The opposite of pray.

273470  sassysass: "It's-a March 14th-a, Mario."

273477  Dr Awkward: Himfluenza

273476  dangerkeith3000: Be careful blowing 100 bucks. You'll end up with a lot of ticks on your lips.

273477  dangerkeith3000: Every time he blows his nose he brings another life into this world.

273474  PenguinBartender: *whispering* "Crusty jugglers..."

273478  dangerkeith3000: 2. All the dirty bath water you are sitting in puts the dirt back on you. If you take a shower the only thing getting on the towel is water. 3. More than a trust the physician they work for.

273477  Dr Awkward: He-ver

273478  Shay: 2. I refuse to answer a question with spelling and grammar mistakes.

273453  antipatterns: last one to meme turn off the lights

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273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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Score:
377
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: It's all grainy photos and corny jokes.
 Bluetocracy: This flash drive is a whopping 500MB! Nobody will ever beat that!
 Dr Awkward: @a robot Dang, I'm only the 3rd richest Duke in Texas.
 a robot: "I predict that within 100 years, flash drives will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings in Texas will own them."
 qazwsx: do to sheer amount of space on the flash drive, a new prefix for bits and bytes came about: texabytes
 antipatterns: Proof this is all a hologram
 Air Biscuit: Good luck maneuvering this to the superposition.
 Amy Housewine: I gather there was a time when they thought storage would be a limiting factor for computers.
 Peter Pantsless: Oh, good, you found my porno collection
Image 271715   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
556
 
 Lunimeow: If Yoda and Leia had a kid?
 Bluetocracy: Is this the fairy tale where the boy has to kiss the frog to turn it into his princess?
 charlemagne: @Amy Housewine banzai!
 Darmstadtium: Help me Obi-Wan The Froggie, you are my only hop!
 Prostata: Help me obi wan... you're my only hope
 Amy Housewine: Place your bets now! Who will win the race to the top?
Image 271714   10-11-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
235
 
 SuedeOxford: Same
 Bluetocracy: just wait til you get older. I'm glad you didn't add those pictures.
 Wort Mumpus: Awwwwwwwwwww
 Pingu IRL: "Has anybody seen Grandma Agnes's chihuahua?"....Oh My God.........
 VoR: A lot of this is easy to fix.
Image 271713   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
436
 
 dangerkeith3000: I bet you Jim Henson made up that line on the spot just to make Frank Oz crack up.
Image 271712   10-11-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
632
 
 tib gubb: "best watch your tone before i show you my pimp paw"
 Bluetocracy: the steroids only had a partial effect. The olympic council will never notice.
 Bob: Your car is allergic to bees, I think.
 antipatterns: @Butcherboy this dude could slap a carboy off the counter
 Air Biscuit: pied lourd de chat
 Butcherboy: Thats his slappin paw
Image 271711   10-11-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
609
 
 Bluetocracy: The screams still sound the same
 Amy Housewine: Is it brand new?
Image 271710   10-11-18   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
256
 
 some guy : j-dub
 tib gubb: off the deep end, apparently
 Bluetocracy: Tailgate at a Taco Bell.
 Dr Awkward: Still better than watching TLC
 grizzly: Heart attack. Die.
 VoR: Friendly spaceship
 VoR: Ooh manual switcherino required
 VoR: Aggrogator
 trelyate: dumbest thing I've done while high is pour myself a bowl of juice
 FormerLurker: @copunter @digabigpig no joke, Ive almost cried because I forgot how to use the microwave. Also, waited for a stop sign to turn green.
 Yam: Snack and a nap.
 copunter: vvv seriously; my shoes are feeling hot and low on fuel just tasting this picture
Image 271709   10-11-18   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
711
 
 wolfpk: 98% pure THC
 superfudge: Rad vote just cuz but I'm not lovin' this.
 Lunimeow: Adventure boy!!
Image 271708   10-11-18   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
579
 
 Annoying Vegan : @dangerkeith3000 Tender Hearted Canine?
 Bluetocracy: The puppy is also sad it isn't Fortnight, but would like to play with you when you get it.
 a robot: @dangerkeith3000 I guess that's why puppo looks so concerned
 dangerkeith3000: That's a lot of pure THC
Image 271707   10-11-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
509
 
 Science: I'm too old for your shit, Larry
 Bluetocracy: Older pup has seen some shit.
 Eleftheros: @Snowta really takes the spunk out of a pupper.
 Snowta: Pre and Post vet?
Image 271706   10-11-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
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