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273479  Micro Jackson: I've had the bun!

273481  Micro Jackson: Other 67% is drinkin

273481  VoR: You ain't my dad

273481  dangerkeith3000: Does your mom and I look like a bitch? Then why do you tryin' to fuck us like a bitch?

273483  Side Boob: Cutest photobomb ever.

273482  dangerkeith3000: That is actually pretty funny.

273483  dangerkeith3000: Photobomb!

273487  dangerkeith3000: News flash, the bag wasn't the reason.

273487  Fiveninety: what bag?

273494  Rocky XLVII: where's the apple

273486  Sadbot: Thinkin about thos blins

273482  Shay: This is the 66%.

273463  Joseph: 5.11p (if you're a climber you have to laugh now, please)

273400  PenguinBartender: *clicks the "close" button on the elevator repeatedly.*

273439  PenguinBartender: "Hey Google, image search, please find me an example of 'cognitive dissonance.'"

273462  PenguinBartender: @Micro Jackson Of course I re-read your comment after I hit "post." (Shame.)

273462  PenguinBartender: This is missing the picture from the very next moment where the kitten jumps down and briskly walks over to the box these materials arrived in, and curls up comfortably inside.

273477  Jorp Lulter: "What do you call that act," asked the nonplussed agent.

273079  Shay: What kind of ass-backwards post apocalypse is this?

273017  grizzly: @drtofu yeah, I guess carets are illegal characters. How are we supposed to geek out about math and physics?

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1. ignatz
2. addend
3. tib gubb
4. Side Boob
5. Not A Bot
6. Air Biscuit
7. Teechur
8. VoR
9. dangerkeith3000
10. Sadbot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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norgu5 uploaded 273084 (1114 points)
Gonzo uploaded 273109 (933 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (917 points)
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Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (838 points)
RogueLeader uploaded 273426 (829 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (798 points)
140bpm uploaded 273040 (781 points)
Troll uploaded 273112 (779 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (775 points)
tears as lube uploaded 273082 (762 points)
Weedheart uploaded 273059 (750 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 273424 (746 points)
pig 3 uploaded 273024 (728 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 5. Mexico: 2239 points
 6. skunkrocker: 2006 points
 7. Shay: 1817 points
 8. norgu5: 1806 points
 9. Annoying Vegan : 1791 points
10. daver: 1756 points
11. parrotsnest: 1744 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1706 points
13. deadwombat: 1663 points
14. Never AFK: 1573 points
15. shwoarty: 1547 points
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Score:
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 Micro Jackson: Ehh, close enough.......
Image 271699   10-11-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
333
 
 gutwheat: ummmmmm @Handyman
 Handyman: of course! @ignatz
 SuedeOxford: Which CM Punk underwear is this
 Bluetocracy: @Micro Jackson Hey, you've got to respect American standards.
 dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine Haha
 Amy Housewine: @dangerkeith3000 And the Spaceship's "most innuendo-laden sentence of the week" award goes to...
 dangerkeith3000: I'll take American hot. I don't want my butthole screaming at me in pain.
 ignatz: They're considered a salad vegetable in my household..
 Micro Jackson: A brand new American low
Image 271698   10-11-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
484
 
 Amy Housewine: Someday under the rainbow
Image 271697   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
135
 
 hajjpodge: @toolbag My money is on Cheviot or Hamilton.
 toolbag: This person is from Covington, I've got a hundred dollars on it
 toolbag: This person is from Covington, I've got a hundred dollars on it
 hajjpodge: I hate my hometown.
 toolbag: one hundred foot honkey
 dangerkeith3000: Cincinnati, born and bred.
 Sadbot: Nice...uhh...Stg. 44s? Okay then, Fritz
 Micro Jackson: Now I know the origin of the phrase "keep your shirt on"
 a robot: Congratulations on your terrible life choices
Image 271696   10-11-18   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
515
 
 Micro Jackson: But you ain't got no legs - wait there they are
Image 271695   10-11-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
479
 
 WannaBee: Looks like someone got into that THC.
Image 271694   10-11-18   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
654
 
 E. HONDA: this assignment is BEGGING for it
 copunter: kid's got game. gaming the system like he don't give a f-word
 Shay: At least she knows her manners.
 Dr Awkward: This kid is going places.
 robford: bad joke + bad crop wish I could bad vote twice
 Micro Jackson: Your mark also contains the F word: F
Image 271693   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
463
 
 Micro Jackson: Time for another gato raid
 a robot: I think this person may be using one of those baby sling things to hold a kitten. I approve.
Image 271692   10-11-18   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
524
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: They assumed you wouldn't register the slight.
 Micro Jackson: Unfortunate
 Side Boob: One fortune; two strikes.
Image 271691   10-11-18   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
487
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 271690   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Taters
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