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273463  Joseph: 5.11p (if you're a climber you have to laugh now, please)

273400  PenguinBartender: *clicks the "close" button on the elevator repeatedly.*

273439  PenguinBartender: "Hey Google, image search, please find me an example of 'cognitive dissonance.'"

273462  PenguinBartender: @Micro Jackson Of course I re-read your comment after I hit "post." (Shame.)

273462  PenguinBartender: This is missing the picture from the very next moment where the kitten jumps down and briskly walks over to the box these materials arrived in, and curls up comfortably inside.

273477  Jorp Lulter: "What do you call that act," asked the nonplussed agent.

273079  Shay: What kind of ass-backwards post apocalypse is this?

273017  grizzly: @drtofu yeah, I guess carets are illegal characters. How are we supposed to geek out about math and physics?

273108  Shay: SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONG

273017  drtofu: E=mcc

273478  Sadbot: 3. No, anyone who marries a salesman is deranged

273017  drtofu: @grizzly, E=mc2

273488  KnowLifer: lovely legs

273476  Shay: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

273475  UnknownSample: I wanted to believe... and now I can!

273474  dangerkeith3000: Yarp: The opposite of pray.

273470  sassysass: "It's-a March 14th-a, Mario."

273477  Dr Awkward: Himfluenza

273476  dangerkeith3000: Be careful blowing 100 bucks. You'll end up with a lot of ticks on your lips.

273477  dangerkeith3000: Every time he blows his nose he brings another life into this world.

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1. ignatz
2. addend
3. tib gubb
4. Side Boob
5. Not A Bot
6. Air Biscuit
7. Teechur
8. VoR
9. dangerkeith3000
10. Shay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.



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cran vodka uploaded 273236 (798 points)
140bpm uploaded 273040 (781 points)
RogueLeader uploaded 273426 (779 points)
Troll uploaded 273112 (779 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (775 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (764 points)
tears as lube uploaded 273082 (762 points)
Weedheart uploaded 273059 (750 points)
pig 3 uploaded 273024 (728 points)
desertfox uploaded 273016 (727 points)


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 2. E. HONDA: 3683 points
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 4. Annoying Vegan : 2335 points
 5. reagan: 2260 points
 6. Mexico: 2149 points
 7. skunkrocker: 2006 points
 8. norgu5: 1773 points
 9. Shay: 1769 points
10. daver: 1726 points
11. parrotsnest: 1714 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
13. dangerkeith3000: 1655 points
14. Never AFK: 1573 points
15. shwoarty: 1547 points
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Score:
633
 
 piranharama: Unlimited power!!!!
 trelyate: purrito and spicy purrito
 Not A Bot: Is that dick flipping the bird
Image 271685   10-11-18   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
534
 
 Micro Jackson: Lemme at 'em!
 Dresdenkeogh: I've always claimed we have only a narrow lead over lizards
Image 271684   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
720
 
 parrotsnest: why
 Greifer: into darkness
 Micro Jackson: Hypnotizin' booty
 tib gubb: gross
 Dr Awkward: This shit did the Kegel Run in under 12 fartsecs
 El hefe: Cellular mitosis
 Mr Bleak: Stand by for docking Chewie - I'm going in.
 Shay: LUDICROUS SPEED
Image 271683   10-11-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
484
 
 Annoying Vegan : Nice buns
 Micro Jackson: Lop til you drop
Image 271682   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
483
 
 Side Boob: (It's) Choo Choo, bitches!
 tib gubb: get out of my face
 Shay: Thanks mom for the 5% data left message.
Image 271681   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
244
 
 Science: I'm get4ting the whole James Brown vibe from this - they're trying to escort him out and he throws them off and launches into "Please, please, please"
 dangerkeith3000: I'm the motherfuckin' Pope and I make I make money! I got a house made of gold and a city to match Bulletproof when I roll so don't play me like that Priceless art where I pee, my loo's a Louvre like that Got your country's GDP in the jewels on my hat Hustler of all hustlers, wanna see the proof? Greatest artists of all time, I got 'em paintin' my roof And for a low, low price I'll let ya come and see Just exit through the gift shop as ya go to leave We accept all credit cards if you've no cash today Put a couple Pope bobbleheads on layaway Buy as much as you want, buy as much as you're able Just don't let Jesus in 'cause he'll start flipping tables!
 Micro Jackson: I'm the motherfucking Pope My rhymes are dope
 UltraBeverly: The laws of the sky don't punish kiddie diddlers and I can prove it!
 Shay: "OK, that's enough karaoke your holiness. You're giving the passenger a frighten."
 lecj07: "I'm the holy father and I'm here to say..."
 fumbduck: "I'll fly the plane today - and Jesus is my co-pilot."
Image 271680   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
463
 
 hajjpodge: The boss needs you. You don't need him. Labor is entitled to all it creates.
 copunter: it's not slavery because numbers
 Not A Bot: better without caption
 Mr Bleak: They value the employees - just not very much, as indicated by your paycheck.
Image 271679   10-11-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
750
 
 Dreforian: It was a dork and stormy light...
 Side Boob: It was a dark and stormy night...
Image 271678   10-11-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
393
 
 isosceleswaffle: Good boy, good wallpaper.
Image 271677   10-11-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
555
 
 Theimposter: People ignore the sign. They also come in with unleashed ferrets on their shoulders, as well as the parrot guy, and the spider monkey guy... Which luckily wears shorts.
 Lunimeow: In a side note most grocery stores never clean their carts...
 lecj07: @wolfpk mine too. An employee told me that the general policy is to shut up unless the animal is disruptive, in which case the manager has to deal with it.
 wolfpk: @fisto My local Wal-Mart had to put up a sign, "For sanitary reasons, please do not put dogs in shopping carts."
 Teechur: It's not like it's an emotional support squirrel or anything.
Image 271676   10-11-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
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