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273462  PenguinBartender: @Micro Jackson Of course I re-read your comment after I hit "post." (Shame.)

273462  PenguinBartender: This is missing the picture from the very next moment where the kitten jumps down and briskly walks over to the box these materials arrived in, and curls up comfortably inside.

273477  Jorp Lulter: "What do you call that act," asked the nonplussed agent.

273079  Shay: What kind of ass-backwards post apocalypse is this?

273017  grizzly: @drtofu yeah, I guess carets are illegal characters. How are we supposed to geek out about math and physics?

273108  Shay: SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONG

273017  drtofu: E=mcc

273478  Sadbot: 3. No, anyone who marries a salesman is deranged

273017  drtofu: @grizzly, E=mc2

273488  KnowLifer: lovely legs

273476  Shay: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

273475  UnknownSample: I wanted to believe... and now I can!

273474  dangerkeith3000: Yarp: The opposite of pray.

273470  sassysass: "It's-a March 14th-a, Mario."

273477  Dr Awkward: Himfluenza

273476  dangerkeith3000: Be careful blowing 100 bucks. You'll end up with a lot of ticks on your lips.

273477  dangerkeith3000: Every time he blows his nose he brings another life into this world.

273474  PenguinBartender: *whispering* "Crusty jugglers..."

273478  dangerkeith3000: 2. All the dirty bath water you are sitting in puts the dirt back on you. If you take a shower the only thing getting on the towel is water. 3. More than a trust the physician they work for.

273477  Dr Awkward: He-ver

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273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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 Mr Bleak: Who keeps spoons in a cupboard? That's what drawers are for.
 wolfpk: Quick, call the Ghost Busters.... well we can wait a little while.
 a robot: I would fuckin LOVE to have a ghost that did household chores for me
 WTF: Even in death he couldn't manage his OCD.
 Psymon: Meet Casper's brother, Jasper the irritated ghost who helps out with household chores
 Dr Awkward: That's a plate.
Image 271583   10-10-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
560
 
 Passive: lol we trivilze women's expeeriece
 tib gubb: jeez, that must be up there with like a really epic hangnail!
 Shay: Also imagine when your drummer can't get the damn tempo right.
 Dr Awkward: @greenbean *Sign Fell
 greenbean: I learned from watching Seinfeld that horses love this.
Image 271582   10-10-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
550
 
Image 271581   10-10-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
527
 
 tib gubb: the cat of the future will be equipped for hover mode
 lecj07: Lieutenant Dan, you got no legs!
Image 271580   10-10-18   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
343
 
 tib gubb: come, sow the means of MY propagation, bitch.
 Dr Awkward: Not very fly for a wifi.
Image 271579   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
255
 
 tib gubb: wash your hands!
 Dr Awkward: @Butcherboy 1-800-Bitchbags may have been popular, though.
 Butcherboy: Doesnt look like 911 got dialed a lot for a seedy motel phone
Image 271578   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
330
 
 bug: @tib gubb Et tu, Locke?
 tib gubb: oh hey it's the final boss from final fantasy 6 (the snes version, anyway)
Image 271577   10-10-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
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 Nope: @tib gubb #justiceforpupper
 tib gubb: pupper did nothing wrong!
Image 271576   10-10-18   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
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You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 271575   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
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 tib gubb: that's one cop you never want to get into an argument with
 Side Boob: Head-butt the po-lice!
 Dr Awkward: Calling in the SWAT goat.
Image 271574   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
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