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273477  Jorp Lulter: "What do you call that act," asked the nonplussed agent.

273079  Shay: What kind of ass-backwards post apocalypse is this?

273017  grizzly: @drtofu yeah, I guess carets are illegal characters. How are we supposed to geek out about math and physics?

273108  Shay: SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONG

273017  drtofu: E=mcc

273478  Sadbot: 3. No, anyone who marries a salesman is deranged

273017  drtofu: @grizzly, E=mc2

273488  KnowLifer: lovely legs

273476  Shay: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

273475  UnknownSample: I wanted to believe... and now I can!

273474  dangerkeith3000: Yarp: The opposite of pray.

273470  sassysass: "It's-a March 14th-a, Mario."

273477  Dr Awkward: Himfluenza

273476  dangerkeith3000: Be careful blowing 100 bucks. You'll end up with a lot of ticks on your lips.

273477  dangerkeith3000: Every time he blows his nose he brings another life into this world.

273474  PenguinBartender: *whispering* "Crusty jugglers..."

273478  dangerkeith3000: 2. All the dirty bath water you are sitting in puts the dirt back on you. If you take a shower the only thing getting on the towel is water. 3. More than a trust the physician they work for.

273477  Dr Awkward: He-ver

273478  Shay: 2. I refuse to answer a question with spelling and grammar mistakes.

273453  antipatterns: last one to meme turn off the lights

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273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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 topcity: He grows 'em, I drinks 'em. We get along great.
 hajjpodge: Beauty of North Korea.
 dobbiesdoogs: la beaute de la coree du nord
Image 271522   10-10-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
671
 
 Skinr: Sleep tight, baby birb.
Image 271521   10-10-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
613
 
 Sadbot: The Simpsons is really farfetched, the next scene isn't Homer demanding to see his manager. What whimsy...
Image 271520   10-10-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
97
 
 Air Biscuit: @Butcherboy @Shay and put it on some toasted baguette.
 Shay: @Butcherboy I'd drown that sonuvabitch in balsamic dressing, mozzarella, and basil.
 Butcherboy: Where the salt shaker?
Image 271519   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
178
 
 a robot: @Not A Bot Wow.
 Micro Jackson: Well at leats he's good at something
 ThoughtlessGentleman: public masturbators are more like plants than mammals. just spreading their seeds wantonly with the vague idea that it might reach its destination.
 Yam: I mean, most people could be described as Comedian/Masrurbator, some people are just more serious about one or the other.
 Shay: He aims to please.
 Sadbot: That may be, but it won't keep me, the needlessly forgiving public, from demanding more Sad Tales of Being a Ginger Oaf
 Not A Bot: cream cream cream love mahhh cream GLOMPH mmmm in my tum tum tum that guy was dum dum dum ...
 tib gubb: Yeah, he even incorporated it into his bit, right about the time he divorced his wife
Image 271518   10-10-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
134
 
 DrinkMixMan: Uh, yeah, that'll show them
 Micro Jackson: Not big on bigamists, I guess
 fanny: That's fine a Yelp review said your cake tastes like ass. Bitch.
 VoR: @Science check the news for the cake court ruling
 lecj07: I am at least partly certain this is sarcasm, aimed at the people who are against gay marriage due to "sanctity of marriage" while being on hubby or wife 2 or 3.
 Science: Hey dummy - religious freedom only applies to your government not mandating a state religion. You're referring to your inalienable right to be a bigoted asshole and my right to find another bakery and, hopefully, put you out of business.
 robford: i don't serve: people who don't pay
 tib gubb: i probably wouldn't shop at a bakery that takes themself that seriously anyway
 dangerkeith3000: Jesse Pinkman's turned into a real asshole. Bitch.
 Peter Pantsless: Honestly I don't understand why a place that sells cakes wouldn't want to sell as many cakes as possible. Bitch.
 Paint Chips: The pink "tails" with the white "tassels" are triggering the man in the hat.
Image 271517   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
553
 
 charlemagne: are you going to toss those perfectly good doritos into the canal too?
Image 271516   10-10-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
531
 
 1979: meh, I've had worse escape pods
 Christina: They will cover the bed with cat hair.
 Korrok: Aw yeah.
Image 271515   10-10-18   Uploaded by    skatermario
Score:
562
 
 tib gubb: that's one fuckin' nice kitty right there
Image 271514   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
341
 
 Micro Jackson: Ha! I piss on your sign!
 dangerkeith3000: Aim where?
Image 271513   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
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