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273463  Joseph: 5.11p (if you're a climber you have to laugh now, please)

273400  PenguinBartender: *clicks the "close" button on the elevator repeatedly.*

273439  PenguinBartender: "Hey Google, image search, please find me an example of 'cognitive dissonance.'"

273462  PenguinBartender: @Micro Jackson Of course I re-read your comment after I hit "post." (Shame.)

273462  PenguinBartender: This is missing the picture from the very next moment where the kitten jumps down and briskly walks over to the box these materials arrived in, and curls up comfortably inside.

273477  Jorp Lulter: "What do you call that act," asked the nonplussed agent.

273079  Shay: What kind of ass-backwards post apocalypse is this?

273017  grizzly: @drtofu yeah, I guess carets are illegal characters. How are we supposed to geek out about math and physics?


273017  drtofu: E=mcc

273478  Sadbot: 3. No, anyone who marries a salesman is deranged

273017  drtofu: @grizzly, E=mc2

273488  KnowLifer: lovely legs


273475  UnknownSample: I wanted to believe... and now I can!

273474  dangerkeith3000: Yarp: The opposite of pray.

273470  sassysass: "It's-a March 14th-a, Mario."

273477  Dr Awkward: Himfluenza

273476  dangerkeith3000: Be careful blowing 100 bucks. You'll end up with a lot of ticks on your lips.

273477  dangerkeith3000: Every time he blows his nose he brings another life into this world.

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

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 wolfpk: Meet Dave's head.
 Micro Jackson: This is absolutely terrifying
 dangerkeith3000: Norbert.
 bobby: "Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you using, like, The Force?"
 frenk: On his way to Mount Rushmore.
 Jason Steak: Heady Murphy?
Image 271507   10-10-18   Uploaded by    kristy
 dangerkeith3000: The EU bans things like memes? What's next, books? I don't think I'd wanna be a part of that organization...
 charlemagne: what is the eu?
Image 271506   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
 Micro Jackson: People judge you? Dogs judge you?
 dangerkeith3000: Pardon?
 Dr Awkward: This is also how people feel about themselves when they use Whilst instead of While
Image 271505   10-10-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
 filthylaw: voted rad for this @Air Biscuit
 hajjpodge: "You tryin' to say something?"
 Air Biscuit: Did your cat swallow a croissants seed? It may need a croissantsectomy immediatly!
Image 271504   10-10-18   Uploaded by    flommmm
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay I don't know. I kinda like my strawberries the size of my fist.
 Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Stupid GMOs.
 Mr. Lizard: Sometimes I wish there was a "meh" button. This is one such time.
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay He's 13. He is surprisingly big because of all the growth hormones they put in milk nowadays.
 a robot: And who do you think is gonna have to clean that up, asshole? Magical cleaning fairies? Good job making a store employee's day even shittier.
 Dr Awkward: Because your brother is a dumbass
 Shay: 13? More like late 20's or early 30's.
Image 271503   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Weather
 werterland: You're all making great points about old brick phones, but let's be honest: it's awesome that I can take a screenshot of my battery being at 69 percent and post it to Twitter with the caption "lol nice."
 DrinkMixMan: Honestly, I vastly prefer texting this way. I fucking hate touch screens.
 dangerkeith3000: (!)
 Peter Pantsless: I had an old Motorola that I threw against a wall one time when I was angry. It broke into its constituent parts but it clicked right back together and worked just fine
 Eleftheros: @Fiveninety the new ones also can't hammer in nails that well, but at least my ifone 4 could open beers
 Fiveninety: and you could make calls all day long for upwards of 5 days without needing to charge the battery..
 Uncle Phil: OK: 8===D
 Yam: Use T9, ya caveman
 Not A Bot: nuh uh one is smaller.
Image 271502   10-10-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
 Not A Bot: He pisses 10% ethanol. What an Eco-warrior.
Image 271501   10-10-18   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
 TheTakeDown: at least you have a dad.
 dangerkeith3000: I AM HODOR.
 lecj07: The lollipop makes this awesome
Image 271500   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
 WTF: Wow, I've never seen a penis bidet before! (Rinses off wang in drinking fountain)
 dangerkeith3000: hahahaha
 Weather: Omletting the bear get away with this, just like you're letting me get away with this comment..
 Dr Awkward: Suspicions confirmed.
Image 271499   10-10-18   Uploaded by    icloud
 cenecia: Snapchat dog switcherino as their profile pic? They probably deserve this.
 dangerkeith3000: THE April O'Neill?
Image 271498   10-10-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
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