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273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

273610  Minnesotan: CDs and DVDs will be joining you magnetic fucks soon enough!

273362  Mr Bleak: I'm pretty sure that guy is still hoping they will reboot Babylon 5 with him as Londo ... Mind you, a B5 reboot could be damn good (without him, natch).

273366  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273609  dad: I know they have a different spinal arrangement than me, but seeing pinnipeds sit up like that makes my back hurt.

273607  fanny: is that thing made of felt?

273607  Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship.

273602  hajjpodge: Imminent destruction.

273593  Air Biscuit: @Scoo thats pretty rude. I feel lime people who want to do that shouldn't take up window seats.

273602  Side Boob: *Wiggles butt in kitten*

273604  Yam: White doughny

273607  Yam: Please teach me about this little guy

273615  professional: Now that looks like a little ball of trouble! What a cutie! Blue heeler?

273602  ThoughtlessGentleman: a terror in the sheets...

273591  Dick Inspector: Is that what they call it these days...

273605  Side Boob: RAD, but I prefer that big bust of Lionel Richie that's made out of butter.

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273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

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 Micro Jackson: People judge you? Dogs judge you?
 dangerkeith3000: Pardon?
 Dr Awkward: This is also how people feel about themselves when they use Whilst instead of While
Image 271505   10-10-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
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 filthylaw: voted rad for this @Air Biscuit
 hajjpodge: "You tryin' to say something?"
 Air Biscuit: Did your cat swallow a croissants seed? It may need a croissantsectomy immediatly!
Image 271504   10-10-18   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
303
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay I don't know. I kinda like my strawberries the size of my fist.
 Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Stupid GMOs.
 Mr. Lizard: Sometimes I wish there was a "meh" button. This is one such time.
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay He's 13. He is surprisingly big because of all the growth hormones they put in milk nowadays.
 a robot: And who do you think is gonna have to clean that up, asshole? Magical cleaning fairies? Good job making a store employee's day even shittier.
 Dr Awkward: Because your brother is a dumbass
 Shay: 13? More like late 20's or early 30's.
Image 271503   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
320
 
 werterland: You're all making great points about old brick phones, but let's be honest: it's awesome that I can take a screenshot of my battery being at 69 percent and post it to Twitter with the caption "lol nice."
 DrinkMixMan: Honestly, I vastly prefer texting this way. I fucking hate touch screens.
 dangerkeith3000: (!)
 Peter Pantsless: I had an old Motorola that I threw against a wall one time when I was angry. It broke into its constituent parts but it clicked right back together and worked just fine
 Eleftheros: @Fiveninety the new ones also can't hammer in nails that well, but at least my ifone 4 could open beers
 Fiveninety: and you could make calls all day long for upwards of 5 days without needing to charge the battery..
 Uncle Phil: OK: 8===D
 Yam: Use T9, ya caveman
 Not A Bot: nuh uh one is smaller.
Image 271502   10-10-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
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 Not A Bot: He pisses 10% ethanol. What an Eco-warrior.
Image 271501   10-10-18   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
398
 
 TheTakeDown: at least you have a dad.
 dangerkeith3000: I AM HODOR.
 lecj07: The lollipop makes this awesome
Image 271500   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
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 WTF: Wow, I've never seen a penis bidet before! (Rinses off wang in drinking fountain)
 dangerkeith3000: hahahaha
 Weather: Omletting the bear get away with this, just like you're letting me get away with this comment..
 Dr Awkward: Suspicions confirmed.
Image 271499   10-10-18   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
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 cenecia: Snapchat dog switcherino as their profile pic? They probably deserve this.
 dangerkeith3000: THE April O'Neill?
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