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273014  tib gubb: alas, harambe...

272991  turtled: Trick question: the first letter in 'the English alphabet' is a T

272994  cenecia: All you need to know about this chat is the eggplant is their default emoji.

273002  Micro Jackson: Sorry, Ma'am, his head is permanently crooked. We'll have to put him to sleep

272998  Air Biscuit: @Micro Jackson is that like sex in the middle of a busy street?

273008  Air Biscuit: One way revolving door!!!

273005  Micro Jackson: Mitosis sticking through misocksis

273008  Micro Jackson: There is no escape........

273009  Micro Jackson: There is no escape.........from the cuteness

273012  Micro Jackson: don't leave home without it!

273013  Micro Jackson: Nah everyone walked off the job and just let that shit burn

273017  jonz: nope. bulbaplop would be a more apt name.

272958  Korrok: Korrok approves....

273011  antipatterns: A lesson in unnecessary text

272939  Passive: Beauty of North Korea

272916  Passive: I saw FALLOUT on the poster when seeing JW2 and at first my heart skipped a beat, then, my eyes turned to bloodlust and anger.

273018  horny horn: Winston reporting

272998  tib gubb: 14 years? i was hoping to get rid of my kid by 12

272919  Passive: "Hi, I'm here for the PETicure ah hahaha.. no seriously, how much for French tips?"

272999  Not A Bot: B L A C K N A S T Y

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272991 turtled: Trick question: the first letter in 'the English alphabet' is a T

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272968 Greifer: alt f4

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless I have absolutely zero reasons or incentives to be anywhere near there at 10pm any night, much less Wednesday. (in fact, I am blissfully unaware of any 10 PM Wed. antics)

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.



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 werterland: You're all making great points about old brick phones, but let's be honest: it's awesome that I can take a screenshot of my battery being at 69 percent and post it to Twitter with the caption "lol nice."
 DrinkMixMan: Honestly, I vastly prefer texting this way. I fucking hate touch screens.
 dangerkeith3000: (!)
 Peter Pantsless: I had an old Motorola that I threw against a wall one time when I was angry. It broke into its constituent parts but it clicked right back together and worked just fine
 Eleftheros: @Fiveninety the new ones also can't hammer in nails that well, but at least my ifone 4 could open beers
 Fiveninety: and you could make calls all day long for upwards of 5 days without needing to charge the battery..
 Uncle Phil: OK: 8===D
 Yam: Use T9, ya caveman
 Not A Bot: nuh uh one is smaller.
Image 271502   10-10-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
397
 
 Not A Bot: He pisses 10% ethanol. What an Eco-warrior.
Image 271501   10-10-18   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
398
 
 TheTakeDown: at least you have a dad.
 dangerkeith3000: I AM HODOR.
 lecj07: The lollipop makes this awesome
Image 271500   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
359
 
 WTF: Wow, I've never seen a penis bidet before! (Rinses off wang in drinking fountain)
 dangerkeith3000: hahahaha
 Weather: Omletting the bear get away with this, just like you're letting me get away with this comment..
 Dr Awkward: Suspicions confirmed.
Image 271499   10-10-18   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
396
 
 cenecia: Snapchat dog switcherino as their profile pic? They probably deserve this.
 dangerkeith3000: THE April O'Neill?
Image 271498   10-10-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
622
 
Image 271497   10-10-18   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
302
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 271496   10-10-18   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
601
 
 wolfpk: Perv!
 mammal883: She kissed me!
Image 271495   10-10-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
508
 
 Sage: Solution: rename Alexa.
 tib gubb: it's Amazon's fault really for stocking 500 pound bags of bird seed
 grizzly: Hello, QVC? This is Brian Fellow.
 itskando: Ordered a jersey
 WTF: @Christina Who needs opposable thumbs when you have Alexa.
 Shay: Damn that Boston Celtic.
 Bob: Ordered crackers.
 VoR: What does a bird order? Bet it was seedy.
 Christina: Soon after the smart devices come the smart birds.
Image 271494   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
120
 
 VoR: I don't trust the sign.
Image 271493   10-10-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
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