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273463  Joseph: 5.11p (if you're a climber you have to laugh now, please)

273400  PenguinBartender: *clicks the "close" button on the elevator repeatedly.*

273439  PenguinBartender: "Hey Google, image search, please find me an example of 'cognitive dissonance.'"

273462  PenguinBartender: @Micro Jackson Of course I re-read your comment after I hit "post." (Shame.)

273462  PenguinBartender: This is missing the picture from the very next moment where the kitten jumps down and briskly walks over to the box these materials arrived in, and curls up comfortably inside.

273477  Jorp Lulter: "What do you call that act," asked the nonplussed agent.

273079  Shay: What kind of ass-backwards post apocalypse is this?

273017  grizzly: @drtofu yeah, I guess carets are illegal characters. How are we supposed to geek out about math and physics?

273108  Shay: SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONG

273017  drtofu: E=mcc

273478  Sadbot: 3. No, anyone who marries a salesman is deranged

273017  drtofu: @grizzly, E=mc2

273488  KnowLifer: lovely legs

273476  Shay: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

273475  UnknownSample: I wanted to believe... and now I can!

273474  dangerkeith3000: Yarp: The opposite of pray.

273470  sassysass: "It's-a March 14th-a, Mario."

273477  Dr Awkward: Himfluenza

273476  dangerkeith3000: Be careful blowing 100 bucks. You'll end up with a lot of ticks on your lips.

273477  dangerkeith3000: Every time he blows his nose he brings another life into this world.

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2. addend
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4. Side Boob
5. Not A Bot
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8. VoR
9. dangerkeith3000
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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...



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Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (764 points)
tears as lube uploaded 273082 (762 points)
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11. parrotsnest: 1714 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
13. dangerkeith3000: 1655 points
14. Never AFK: 1573 points
15. shwoarty: 1547 points
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Score:
704
 
 Spazstatic: @Big Baby I'm always suspicious when someone other than the uploader explains something specific like that.
 big butt bum: Haha crack lins
 VoR: Cannot tell if sitting or fitting.
 lionstrong: Hey, that's not what "Church Militant" means (but it's pretty rad nonetheless)
Image 271492   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
581
 
 VoR: Roman judicial system.
Image 271491   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
342
 
 VoR: Ahh teens.
Image 271490   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
450
 
 VoR: NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo! it's a myth!
 Not A Bot: this is the kind of stuff that sets off school shootings
Image 271489   10-10-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
583
 
 BavidDowie: @VoR traffic control on the res
 VoR: Smoke signals not working.
 Side Boob: Same
 KickassHellyeah: I'm pretty sure that means floor it
 Smorlacks: The 'ol spicy traffic light
 waynelord: Light post you rat! How could you give me the ol' spicy red light?
 Weedheart: Is that a green or a red?
Image 271488   10-10-18   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
122
 
 Passive: Something tells me that its only a homophobic rumor that's managed to survive the testt of time that a deviant had sex with a monkey
 sparename: Don't be silly, some guy just got bitten by a monkey. While he was trying to fuck it
 Dr Awkward: @professorpig Thats understandable... you specialty is pigs
 WTF: @professorpig I'm sure it still happens.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: it was a complicated fluid swap kind of like circle jerk but with twister.
Image 271487   10-10-18   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
410
 
 VoR: Ew, Dog sleep breath
Image 271486   10-10-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
289
 
 Mr Bleak: Beauty of North Korea.
 Christina: Beauty of North Korea.
 VoR: Beauty of North Korea.
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 271485   10-10-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
410
 
 Somepallings: That's going to look really amazing after the first rain shower
Image 271484   10-10-18   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
428
 
 flushpuppy: @Dr Awkward this made me vote rad
 Dr Awkward: @thecraftywolf please stop referring to penises as low hanging fruit. It makes me uncomfortable.
 VoR: @thecraftywolf It's under spicy sausage
 windows96: and my personal favorite: penis, god i love low hanging fruit
Image 271483   10-10-18   Uploaded by    maura
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