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273449  Passive: Life--forms! You tiny little life--forms!

273503  Scoo: And I thought I had dumb shower thoughts...

273497  Prostata: lolwow apparently this is a real news article. She was campaigning against cow-bells and pissed off the locals.

273497  Passive: You know who is more annoying than vegans? People who talk about how annoying vegans are.

273421  werterland: Vine voice: I'm washing me and my dishes!

273487  Annoying Vegan : Thats a mean thing to do to the seller if there was nothing wrong with the bag.

273434  Eleftheros: It's trumpet Monday my doots

273507  Not A Bot: I must now retreat to my mancave and stew a bit. Fucking dolomite.

273435  werterland: Every single one of these immediately makes me think "Dandelo."

273497  Annoying Vegan : @dangerkeith3000 Apparently theres more than one of us... [ Twilight Zone Theme tune plays]

273501  dangerkeith3000: What about Solaris?

273501  a sedated moose: Tl;Dr, but I think that's the joke.

273495  ignatz: I also added a 'nit' or two..

273478  GTA VII: Bathroom tokens? Are you shitting me?

273498  Sage: Watch out for snakes!

273477  FabricMan: There are two types of sick people. Some immediately quarantine themselves when they hiccup. Others run a 105 fever, announce they feel fine, then climb into the washing machine to drive to work

273471  Beer 30: Photobombed from the grave

273487  Sthenolaidas: Sad button :(

273484  Dr Awkward: I wanna run with that dog on that trail

273497  dangerkeith3000: Is @AnnoyingVegan Dutch? Nah...can't be. They are in the EU and thus verboten.

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt



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 6. skunkrocker: 2006 points
 7. Shay: 1946 points
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11. deadwombat: 1663 points
12. RogueLeader: 1585 points
13. Never AFK: 1573 points
14. shwoarty: 1547 points
15. Salvador Molly: 1533 points
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 a robot: Happy birthday, Mr. Polar Bear
Image 271466   10-09-18   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
182
 
 FormerLurker: Derphomet.
 Knice: To what, though?
Image 271465   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
524
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 271464   10-09-18   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
415
 
 tib gubb: perhaps unconventional, but an important lesson nonetheless
 a robot: Youtube was a mistake
 Urn BooUrn: A three act play in two pictures and ten words.
Image 271463   10-09-18   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
326
 
 waterudoin: @tib gubb yes!!!
 tib gubb: getting shitface drunk is a traditional way of beating inclement weather
 wolfpk: Very timely!
Image 271462   10-09-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
321
 
 Side Boob: I see Priapus was judging the harvest today!
 Rocky XLVII: @Butcherboy an even larger penis
 Mad Collager: I think he got his kicks finding his route on 66.
 ignatz: Now that's what I call a superhero landing!
 wolfpk: A giant phallic symbol
 Butcherboy: So you spray paint what around it?
Image 271461   10-09-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
822
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 271460   10-09-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
83
 
 Side Boob: Make America Great Britain Again!
 Crim Tender: @FormerLurker thats a of words so take a (+)
 cishet: @FormerLurker thats a of words so take a (+)
 FormerLurker: @Dr Awkward ....[slow bow]
 Dr Awkward: @FormerLurker [Slow clap]
 FormerLurker: @Dr Awkward Independence Dark rolling clouds in wild confusion driven, Obscure the full-orbed moon. In all the heaven, One only star (the appointed evening light) Beams mildly forth; like friendly Pharo bright, That, kindled on some towering summit, streams Wide o'er the ocean-paths. Its far-off beams First seen by him who on the silent deck Paces his lonely watch, -- a glimmering speck Doubtful in distance. But his homeward eye Is keen the faithful beacon to descry; And mine, like his, impatient to explore (With friends and kindred thronged) the distant shore, Is fixed on that lone star, whose lovely ray Points to a happier home the heavenward way.
 Dr Awkward: Happy Independence Dad? Danny Tanner? Daffodils? Dark Wing Duck?
 Knice: I'm glad the keyboard made it into this image.
Image 271459   10-09-18   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
203
 
 Passive: @craftjunk wow I never pieced THAT together...
 wolfpk: @Urn BooUrn It's clear what that guy is into!
 Urn BooUrn: @wolfpk Depends what you're into.
 Dr Awkward: Bewbs
 BavidDowie: A lot of Buddhist monks only do it for a time-period, not for life like Catholic monks
 wolfpk: Vows of celibacy are a lot easier when there aren't any woman around!
 Mr. Butt: T H E B O O B I E S
Image 271458   10-09-18   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
615
 
 Bob: Cute until they move into your attic.
Image 271457   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
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