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273592  Scoo: Forget it, @Knice, it's Bot-town

273604  Prostata: majestic AF

273590  Fuzzpot: too much time on thier hands (or is that too many hands on their time......)

273593  Scoo: Last (commercial) flight I was on, I was stuck in an aisle seat, and before the plane even took the runway, the window-seater closed the shade. I'm a bit jealous of this little guy.

273601  Scoo: Rad for obvious plant

273609  ignatz: @trepanation The mods giveth, and the mods taketh away..

273600  breadtoaster: Not enough glass balls.

273573  FabricMan: Yo mama dirty!

273609  Bitcoin Burglar: I used to have a neighbor across the street who would often come out right at sunrise, dressed in full biker leathers, and carefully roll his (very loud) Harley backwards down his driveway to the sidewalk, fire it up, light up a cigarette, and rev the bike periodically until he was done smoking, then turn off the bike and push it back up the driveway into his garage. Never saw him actually ride it anywhere, maybe he didn't have a license. Annoying as shit at 5:15 on summer mornings.

273609  Vorm Gongo: That boy ain't right.

273609  trepanation: Holy schneikes, I'm purple! I...I've been waiting for this moment for so long...I'd like to thank my mom and dad, the wacky stuff people put on the Internet, and of course my fellow aggronauts. It's all about you guys!

273589  FabricMan: Sure, but can the toilet take you on a most-excellent journey through time?

273594  ThoughtlessGentleman: its a magic wand!! go around your neighborhood tapping your neighbors gently in the head.

273606  sad face: love is blind in every level.

273564  Side Boob: @lecj07 I did too.I was going to make a Julius Caesar joke, then I realized they were laptops. Oh well.

273574  goldman sachs: Still better than Firefox.

273543  revtom: Also axes should be reversed.

273543  revtom: Linear until the age of 14, hyperbolic thereafter. Infinite disappointment around age 20, when every truth of this fraud we call civilization became apparent.

273599  Knice: A fresh, clever joke told in a captivating format. 10/10

273592  Knice: @Father Goose Say what now??

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1. tib gubb
2. Not A Bot
3. addend
4. ignatz
5. a robot
6. dangerkeith3000
7. Teechur
8. Sadbot
9. Dr Awkward
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea



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RogueLeader uploaded 273426 (948 points)
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BoiledEggs uploaded 273447 (839 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (801 points)
Troll uploaded 273112 (799 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (798 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
flowers uploaded 273486 (760 points)
reagan uploaded 273276 (736 points)
beckybecky uploaded 273400 (724 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 273547 (717 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273428 (712 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. E. HONDA: 3925 points
 3. Side Boob: 2760 points
 4. reagan: 2276 points
 5. Shay: 2158 points
 6. cran vodka: 1978 points
 7. Mexico: 1902 points
 8. daver: 1876 points
 9. norgu5: 1861 points
10. parrotsnest: 1787 points
11. BoiledEggs: 1698 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
13. RogueLeader: 1640 points
14. Never AFK: 1628 points
15. skunkrocker: 1597 points
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 Dr Awkward: So I had a dream last night that my Uber driver was Benedict Cumberbatch and his car was a box with a goat in it.
 Peter Pantsless: In Soviet Russia, ma goats totes me!
Image 271447   10-09-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
445
 
 Bob: Having monsters under the bed is no laughing matter.
 wolfpk: *and you yell "damn it, I told you to be quit until she left!"
Image 271446   10-09-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
185
 
 Not A Bot: He can probably go a couple more months before doing the laundry.
Image 271445   10-09-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
441
 
 Passive: If Ramirez drew Obama like he drew Trump:
 Spazstatic: All Might?
 Knice: Barulk
 ChubbyBuddy: YOU WONT LIKE ME WHEN IM POLITE AND REASONABLE
 ChubbyBuddy: YOU WONT LIKE ME WHEN IM POLITE AND REASONABLE
 Skinr: Thanks, Obama!
 WTF: Barack-Smash!
Image 271444   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
403
 
 Jennysaurus: whacking off
 Not A Bot: oh oh oh, another dyslexic christmas
Image 271443   10-09-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
420
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 271442   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
324
 
 Bob: Nine-nine!
Image 271441   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
239
 
 Spazstatic: @dobbiesdoogs the old Beijing burst is my signature dance, wrestling, and sex move.
 Air Biscuit: Red bean cake is nice.
 tib gubb: tickle box? are you sure this isn't a brothel?
 WannaBee: Spiced boiled fire sounds like it would be fun going in and out.
 Dr Awkward: It low.
 Mr. Whiskers: Snowballing usury? So the Chinese have payday loans too?
 dobbiesdoogs: last time i had the ol' beijing burst, i couldn't walk for three days
Image 271440   10-09-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
621
 
 Skinr: There was a short animated film based on this idea.
 illBilliam: Nope, sorry everyone. Cat will twist self to eat the buttered bread and then promptly land on its feet. First law of thermodynamics, no free lunch, cats are assholes, etc etc
Image 271439   10-09-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
330
 
 Nope: *snap* now would a just God allow me to have done that?
 Not A Bot: If you don't like your GF then just dump her, dumbass. Or are you too afraid of the lonely void that lurks deep within us all, filling the pit of sorrows with empty relationships?
Image 271438   10-09-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
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