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273400  PenguinBartender: *clicks the "close" button on the elevator repeatedly.*

273439  PenguinBartender: "Hey Google, image search, please find me an example of 'cognitive dissonance.'"

273462  PenguinBartender: @Micro Jackson Of course I re-read your comment after I hit "post." (Shame.)

273462  PenguinBartender: This is missing the picture from the very next moment where the kitten jumps down and briskly walks over to the box these materials arrived in, and curls up comfortably inside.

273477  Jorp Lulter: "What do you call that act," asked the nonplussed agent.

273079  Shay: What kind of ass-backwards post apocalypse is this?

273017  grizzly: @drtofu yeah, I guess carets are illegal characters. How are we supposed to geek out about math and physics?

273108  Shay: SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONG

273017  drtofu: E=mcc

273478  Sadbot: 3. No, anyone who marries a salesman is deranged

273017  drtofu: @grizzly, E=mc2

273488  KnowLifer: lovely legs

273476  Shay: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

273475  UnknownSample: I wanted to believe... and now I can!

273474  dangerkeith3000: Yarp: The opposite of pray.

273470  sassysass: "It's-a March 14th-a, Mario."

273477  Dr Awkward: Himfluenza

273476  dangerkeith3000: Be careful blowing 100 bucks. You'll end up with a lot of ticks on your lips.

273477  dangerkeith3000: Every time he blows his nose he brings another life into this world.

273474  PenguinBartender: *whispering* "Crusty jugglers..."

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1. ignatz
2. addend
3. tib gubb
4. Side Boob
5. Not A Bot
6. Air Biscuit
7. Teechur
8. VoR
9. dangerkeith3000
10. Shay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.



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Gonzo uploaded 273109 (933 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (917 points)
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Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (838 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (798 points)
140bpm uploaded 273040 (781 points)
RogueLeader uploaded 273426 (779 points)
Troll uploaded 273112 (779 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (775 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (764 points)
tears as lube uploaded 273082 (762 points)
Weedheart uploaded 273059 (750 points)
pig 3 uploaded 273024 (728 points)
desertfox uploaded 273016 (727 points)


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 3. Side Boob: 2752 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 2335 points
 5. reagan: 2260 points
 6. Mexico: 2149 points
 7. skunkrocker: 2006 points
 8. norgu5: 1773 points
 9. Shay: 1769 points
10. daver: 1726 points
11. parrotsnest: 1714 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
13. dangerkeith3000: 1655 points
14. Never AFK: 1573 points
15. shwoarty: 1547 points
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 BavidDowie: Sick, dude. She's married!
 WannaBee: @Shay I brought my pencil. Give me something to write on!
 Shay: OWWWWWWWWWWWW I'm hot for teacher
 Peter Pantsless: Make that 1-3
Image 271437   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
1243
 
 Mr Bleak: I must remember to take a bunch of tennis balls with me next time I go to the beach: keep it topped up and continuing. A Good Idea, this one - nice find, @Side Boob
 Annoying Vegan : Clearly Charlie was a very good boy.
 Nope: Sad and rad
Image 271436   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
512
 
 Jotun: @a robot I have a Vallejo print that somebody lacquered to a decorative wooden panel. Best flea market find ever.
 a robot: Boris Vallejo is a fuckin' trip, man
 Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Depressed in the Butt by my Own Depression Mountain
 Prostata: this looks like the cover from a Chuck Tingle novel
 Aspirin: He looks real strong, but I wish those other guys would help him.
Image 271435   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
311
 
 addend: *ugly, but not rich, powerful, talented, or smart.
Image 271434   10-09-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
183
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 271433   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
541
 
 Bob: Needs googly eyes
 a robot: 10/10 great place to get murdered by evil haunted statues
 addend: #271429.
Image 271432   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
631
 
 dobbiesdoogs: anyway, here's bonederwall
Image 271431   10-09-18   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
514
 
 prospector: poisoned by caffine, also lead.
 Warrax: "I wish I could play the ukulele and wear clothes. If Only I had arms."
Image 271430   10-09-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
550
 
 revtom: Now imagine what they'd look like under a blacklight.
 a robot: This is art. Terrifying, terrifying art.
 DerKirche: unfortunately whizzing on the candle isn't the best way to make a wish
 addend: Back to #271432.
 Himesama: As long as they're happy!!
 killme: I'm not not licking toads
 Warrax: Minus the fur suits, this is a reflection of my inner self too.
 Psymon: Thanks, I'll be having nightmares tonight
 WannaBee: This'll be the last birthday you will ever have.
 FabricMan: @SuedeOxford Those suits aren't safe anywhere
 Prostata: i bet it smells great in there :(
 FormerLurker: @SuedeOxford theyre also not safe away from fire.
 wolfpk: What the cast of "Cats" are doing now!
 SuedeOxford: I think those suits are not safe near fire
Image 271429   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
511
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 271428   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
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