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273334  dobbiesdoogs: they probably do something weird and alienesque, like it comes out of the top of their heads or something

273365  Nope: How much fucking seat room ya'll think you have? Because its way less than you think.

273366  Nope: Turn heat up human!

273315  lecj07: The original "Screw the rules, I have money"

273332  lecj07: Snake cosplay needs work

273350  Bob: More like Rad Panda

273341  lecj07: Thought dad was kneeling on him at first to get juuuuust the right height

273359  lecj07: Your liver has the same expression when it sees you open another.

273230  Entertainmentalist: He body too big for he goddamn doggo door!

273335  Not A Bot:

273252  Frank herbert: @doindabs Come on

273328  Mr Mumble: kid's gonna have ulcers by junior high

273355  Nope: Vacations are good for the soul

273346  Greek Fire: @Sage Or you can fill them with real blood when something goes horribly wrong.

273349  a robot: No, the dog is sad about your terrible whacking off skills

273306  AlexDeLarge: @Christina so he can draw her like one of his French girls

273354  Sadbot: Get corned, son

273354  Shay: @Littlecraftywolf CORN ARE KNICE

273359  tane: Take THAT neon guns! *high fives self*

273356  ignatz: This was one of the few redeeming features of this place (More London, owned by a Saudi wealth fund) but they bricked it in cos mobile phone users kept twisting their ankles :(

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273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273124 SuedeOxford: Round boi

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

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 burritos: Beyonce is crap but who fucking cares
 Winterneuro: @Fiveninety It was also sung to the tune of the theme song to that 80s classic, The Greatest American Hero
 dangerkeith3000: Music isn't just lyrics. It's melody and chords and rhythm and timbre and instruments, etc.........
 Fiveninety: i haven't had George's answering machine song stuck in my head for over 15 years..
 kinggheedra: I stopped what I was doing and listened to half of the beyonce song (enough to recognize that it is an impressive collaborative effort).
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice yeah, like anybody would be calling George anyway
 Knice: Who gives a shit?
Image 269187   09-25-18   Uploaded by    nuke em
 Side Boob: Nobody told me the Friendly Spaceship was a dumping ground for Reddit trash. (Still, RAD for kitten).
 BavidDowie: My karma hit your dogma...
 Mexico: Rejoice kitty! To lose karma is to free oneself from samsara.
 Knice: wat
Image 269186   09-25-18   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
 lecj07: Leggy fox?
Image 269185   09-25-18   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
 virtualman: Clearly, Doug's mind was completely blown long ago
 tib gubb: or i could just eat the sandwich
 addend: Saturday, sandwich, liquor shop, the park, "bury a nut". Good plan.
 Incubi: Forgot to include "female preferred" like only the best classified ads have
 dangerkeith3000: That poor guy doesn't know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich?
 Gomi Day: friend, it's your lucky day. LET'S DO THIS.
Image 269184   09-25-18   Uploaded by    soccer
 Theimposter: Plot twist: That seal is 100 feet tall.
 hajjpodge: @dangerkeith3000 I seal what you didn't.
 dangerkeith3000: @wolfpk I see what you did there
 wolfpk: Who wants to go clubbing? Raise you hand
Image 269183   09-25-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
 charlemagne: ... and that is what inspired ad rock to write no sleep till brooklyn
 No Penguins Allowed: That reminds me, I'm tired and depressed
Image 269182   09-25-18   Uploaded by    champeen
 White Rice: In the words of one we all knew: CATS ARE NICE.
 Teechur: Doesn't Dobby usually wear a dustrag or something?
Image 269181   09-25-18   Uploaded by    burritos
 dangerkeith3000: I'll sacrifice the huge dump they just took.
 hajjpodge: Anything to get rid of the black bars.
Image 269180   09-25-18   Uploaded by    whaleshark
 Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want....
 DrNinjaman: Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Image 269179   09-25-18   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
 kristy: zombie fan merch
 Theimposter: Edit: no wait, thats with one on already.
 Theimposter: Could start with a bra?
 Science: I don't
 Warrax: I don't know for sure that they're not.
 eradicator: But then you'd have two brains on the front of your chest
 Knice: A cereBRAl cortex.
 DrNinjaman: Nothin' like the old "exiting the portapotty" shot. Classic.
 Prostata: but it's ok that they're not. We don't judge.
 Nope: She wishes the tops of her boobs were brains?
 Side Boob: Me too.
Image 269178   09-25-18   Uploaded by    p nut
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