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273227  sparename: Phwoar.. Look at that bird's arse!

273213  Prostata: lol dongs

273227  Peter Pantsless: Guess what

273218  Sadbot: British chefs always crack me up. Your cultural cooking background is boiling things and putting jam in rolls. All the best food in the UK came from France or India

273193  Not A Bot: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T SLEEP AT NIGHT

273215  well duh: African cooking; my wife works with several Sudanese people, she's brought me home stew that looks like this. Quite tasty, but the eggs do take on an interesting (very firm) texture.

273115  a robot: Your 7 year old says "fuck?"

273211  FabricMan: Doesn't compare well with #273213

273211  Dr Awkward: I had to do a double take on this dildo

273160  Dr Awkward: She seems nice

273163  Dr Awkward: @trelyate like losing eyeglasses, or a flashlight in the dark

273215  Sadbot: "Does chili have eggs?" isn't an argument I've started...yet

273194  Disclosure: I liked the original Petit Prince better.

273214  Sadbot: The fuck do I care if I'm dead

273185  a robot: But RSPCA is UK or Australia, I thought? But Atlanta?? I doubt the veracity of this anecdote.

273201  antipatterns: @Mr. Butt you mean Super Mario 64?

273190  a robot: Thanks for the funny email, grandma

273192  a robot: Life imitates art oi63.tinypic.com/…

273204  fanny: @dobbiesdoogs the good news is he wanted rabies!

273206  Pegged Lamb: Didn't I see this happen in a Cheech and Chong movie?

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272882 charlemagne: @Mr. Butt wait till you see how he looks post ketamin

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.



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Score:
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 Theimposter: Plot twist: That seal is 100 feet tall.
 hajjpodge: @dangerkeith3000 I seal what you didn't.
 dangerkeith3000: @wolfpk I see what you did there
 wolfpk: Who wants to go clubbing? Raise you hand
Image 269183   09-25-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
467
 
 charlemagne: ... and that is what inspired ad rock to write no sleep till brooklyn
 No Penguins Allowed: That reminds me, I'm tired and depressed
 Mexico: THE DAWN IS YOUR ENEMY
Image 269182   09-25-18   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
550
 
 White Rice: In the words of one we all knew: CATS ARE NICE.
 Teechur: Doesn't Dobby usually wear a dustrag or something?
Image 269181   09-25-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
309
 
 dangerkeith3000: I'll sacrifice the huge dump they just took.
 hajjpodge: Anything to get rid of the black bars.
Image 269180   09-25-18   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
843
 
 Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want....
 DrNinjaman: Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Image 269179   09-25-18   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
268
 
 kristy: zombie fan merch
 Theimposter: Edit: no wait, thats with one on already.
 Theimposter: Could start with a bra?
 Science: I don't
 Warrax: I don't know for sure that they're not.
 eradicator: But then you'd have two brains on the front of your chest
 Knice: A cereBRAl cortex.
 DrNinjaman: Nothin' like the old "exiting the portapotty" shot. Classic.
 Prostata: but it's ok that they're not. We don't judge.
 Nope: She wishes the tops of her boobs were brains?
 Side Boob: Me too.
Image 269178   09-25-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
338
 
 craftjunk: Aw yus it do
 Not A Bot: That happens to be a Rhinocorn you can tell because it has 2 horns
 Teechur: I wish these were brains
Image 269177   09-25-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
382
 
 Theimposter: I have actually never encountered a report of an armed robbery of Starbucks. Odd considering how many other things get robbed in Fort Worth.
 illBilliam: *Goes back to complain that they got my name wrong*
Image 269176   09-25-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
362
 
 Korrok: Convenient.
 ChubbyBuddy: the inside is where the delicious organs are
Image 269175   09-25-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
675
 
 Mr Bleak: "Ribbed for Xtra Pleasure!" ... O...kay...
 Theimposter: Heh. Packed. With vitamins. Heh.
 KickassHellyeah: Devil Chef's really got it goin' ON
 ignatz: Obvious celery
 addend: It's all clean now. Check out my smile!
 dangerkeith3000: I had celery this morning. Is this going to happen to me?
 Mr. Whiskers: I like to think my finger is the floss
 fanny: I've been eating celery wrong :(
 bug: Where's the ring?
 Shay: This actually happens in Hell.
Image 269174   09-25-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
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