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273356  Not A Bot: I wonder if he gives out free samples.

273329  wolfpk: Because it is a pancake.

273335  wolfpk: Fancy condoms.

273352  Prostata: because it is

273365  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there...

273352  wolfpk: #273355

273375  Prostata: ouch

273366  wolfpk: You just picked up some chicken. Don't bother, I'll get some myself. (If I come home with fried chicken, I must either have it in my hands, or make sure the window is rolled up in my car and quickly shut the door. I sware my damn cat can sense the chicken in my car from a mile away!)

273368  Social Vegan: Nice wheels, broku.

273361  dangerkeith3000: Gross.

273367  dangerkeith3000: Woodland critter Chrismas.

273367  wolfpk: Cubber

273364  toolbag: Is that the Trunchbull?

273372  dangerkeith3000: He's a butthole surfer!

273365  White Rice: @WTF now now, those are the "in public" suits. They should be clean/devoid of any of the...residue the "in private" suits might have on them.

273366  hajjpodge: "I have adopted you, human. No need to thank me."

273373  Mad Collager: You're projecting again, Honey.

273369  FabricMan: Here I go again on my own!

273353  Mad Collager: Finally, a staffer who won't be slow to help just because you speak Spanish!

273368  fullofwind: And I ran, I ran so far away....

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!



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 Theimposter: Why are you here if you don't want to CHAT? B***. -actual quote
 Science: Dennis in the Indian version of "Sunny" is on point
 shwoarty: Show bobs pls
 dangerkeith3000: @MrBoffo He's talking to a five-cow chick but tells her she's only worth 3 cows.
 deathawaits: ...annnnd what kind of confidence is that?
Image 269117   09-25-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
325
 
 Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...
 FunkyDrunk: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?
 tib gubb: just don't panic when you start to smell the venom
 White Rice: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and/or hornets? Get that sweet sweet wasp honey.
 Annoying Vegan : Please do not kill bees. There are people you can call who will relocate them for free.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't see how that stick will be of any help.
 SunWukong: I see no way this could go wrong.
 trelyate: hey, I have that same foldable laundry basket!
 not i spy: Yoo gonna bee ded
 cj22: me when my kids bring a cold home from school
Image 269116   09-25-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
410
 
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Image 269115   09-25-18   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
312
 
 SuedeOxford: @Micro Jackson MEOW
 Micro Jackson: Gary!
Image 269114   09-25-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
331
 
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Image 269113   09-25-18   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
671
 
 DrNinjaman: Fuckin' Millenials
 Peter Pantsless: @AlexDeLarge same...
 AlexDeLarge: It's not brown yet, so we know he finished in under 10 seconds
 dangerkeith3000: Faberge avocado
 trelyate: this is why I can't afford a house
 bobby: Goin' fer Baroque
 sparename: Avocarvo
 Side Boob: Stop playing with your food!
Image 269112   09-25-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
359
 
 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance
 Joseph: Try a bigger axe.
 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"
 Teechur: @Prostata @Fantasy I bought new tires at a nationwide chain. They must have used an impact wrench to put the lugnuts on because since then, I have replaced a dozen cross-threaded or stretched studs. They were so weakened, I sheared them off using a cross wrench.
 VoR: This is so real it pains me
 AlexDeLarge: Ohhhhhhh......fffffffuuuuudge
 dangerkeith3000: Looks like someone busted a nut.
 SunWukong: Just set the seats on fire and walk away.
 Prostata: @Fantasy last time i had to do that i broke the whole BOLT off but the nut didn't budge. Shit car and some asshat cross-threaded the nut
Image 269111   09-25-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Image 269110 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by johnnyc. Your image was bad, johnnyc.
Score:
574
 
 Mr Bleak: how thin do your kids fingers have to be that you really think you need these? How many of your siblings managed to electrocute themselves that way?
 El hefe: Then do they come in bite size?
 Sadbot: I like living in an age where you can use an electronic device to show off your complete ignorance of electricity
 professional: Amazon done got it all wrong - everybody under 18 knows these are from Juul Baby Products.
 Yam: Try dipping them in water. For an extra kick, make it salt water!
Image 269109   09-25-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
541
 
 SuedeOxford: Does anyone know how to get a dead party off?? I'v rocked with everything including this HUGE AXE.
 Micro Jackson: Can't you just ring the bell and leave it on the porch like all the other FedEx guys?
 dangerkeith3000: Anyway, here's Wonderwall...
 SunWukong: Not flying anywhere.
 BavidDowie: Super bass
 fumbduck: He smol.
Image 269108   09-25-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
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