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273378  Yam: Beautiful lady, beautiful dog.

273378  Side Boob: They seem nice.

273374  Not A Bot: I found out he turned down a $5,000,000 advertising deal with a beer company because his demographic is mostly kids.

273377  tib gubb: i laughed, i cried, i laughed again...

273366  Air Biscuit: Ive had this happen a few times. Random cats would jump into my car as soon as i open the door and just sit on the floor of the passenger seat.

273386  bigbison: Thank you, come again.

273382  Bob: End of days, end of days

273373  tib gubb: you always look flat honey... oh wait, shit

273381  gggina: I don't think shrinking is what your sphincter will be doing...

273365  Littlecraftywolf: but honestly tho why would they ever where their fursuits in an airport its like the worst possible place

273265  mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273265  mammal883: @mammal883 thats not what I wrote! damn switherino!

273373  Mad Collager: @UltraBeverly What, me ruin my chances with a dateline?

273372  WTF: Oh ya pops? Well you ain't the "World's Greatest Grandpa" either so lose the fucking coffee mug.

273373  UltraBeverly: @Mad Collager dont be a merchater

273376  WTF: brown tape

273375  dangerkeith3000: those are some healthy gums.

273379  WTF: For those "Flat Spacers"

273246  mammal883: @ignatz @sparename @lecj07 My wife has Celiac, and we prefer gin and tonic, with orange and grapefruit bitters. No idea what you call it.

273329  dangerkeith3000: It's a blue waffle.

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273265 mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!



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 Mad Collager: @Urn BooUrn You got that right: vox.com/2015/4/23/8479871/…
 Urn BooUrn: @lecj07 Yeah, sexual innuendo wasn't something invented a few decades ago. Just ask Shakespeare.
 Side Boob: @Knice Tight Nuts is mine :P
 lecj07: No way they didn't know what they were doing.
 Horp Lello: heheheheh rusty tool heheheheheh
 Knice: Rusty Tool is my porn name.
Image 268807   09-23-18   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
641
 
 Mad Collager: What?!? Shakespeare made dirty jokes and used innuendos?
 communist: Tight nuts or a rusty tool?
 FabricMan: "The Italian plumber is gone? Hooray!"
 Psymon: Bowser's Summer Holiday
 Not A Bot: Hey there, fella!
Image 268806   09-23-18   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
780
 
 wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.
 Mad Collager: So that's what all the flap was about!
 zip file: Yawn
Image 268805   09-23-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
316
 
 Mad Collager: Hey Kids! Try this neat trick: Rub your dog on the rug a bunch of times and he'll stick to the grate on the wall!
 kayjay: The love that dare not speak it's name.
Image 268804   09-23-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
349
 
 Mad Collager: @lecj07 If you were the model builder, you wouldn't, because then you wouldn't get paid. Or worse, you'd have to repair everything for free.
 lecj07: Model builders and set builders have far more self control than me. I would Godzilla that shit.
 wolfpupy: One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small. And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all. Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall. And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall. Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call.
Image 268803   09-23-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
165
 
 Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...
 Shay: Would you like to give up being a Mason? Think carefully...think...youtu.be/…
 Mr. Butt: Stupid sexy Masons.
Image 268802   09-23-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
201
 
 wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.
 Shay: The grass is always...uhhhh...honey...close the windows.
 Mark As Read: Gardening in a pyroclastic fall area? Always a struggle.
Image 268801   09-23-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
420
 
 originaluser: You've come to the wrong motherfucking neighborhood you piece of shit
 Teechur: y ru so upside down?
Image 268800   09-23-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
118
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
 Urn BooUrn: @VeeKay Immediate execution would be better. Tough, but fair.
 epitasis: I agree that crimes against fashion should be punished, but this is a bit much.
Image 268799   09-23-18   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
345
 
 lecj07: That's Craig! Haven't you heard the song?
 Yam: Also hes an avocado
 bug: ...which is not much of a transformation, really.
 Niels Bohr: A young Mickey Jones
Image 268798   09-23-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
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