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272924  BavidDowie: Wutcha readin?

272911  2Berries: I see we meet again!

272918  Mr. Butt: @Sadbot It's always a fucking "handyman," never a trained professional.

272907  Sadpygmy: Nazi dog

272908  some guy : Every Single Person Needs JESUS

272918  hajjpodge: @Sadbot Fuck landlords forever.

272930  Peddy Tenderglass: How could we ever live without them?

272920  some guy : @Peter Pantsless I used Ctrl+x and sent all mine into the trashcan via Kleenex

272920  Peter Pantsless: I've got like ten trillion of them on the clipboard

272918  Sadbot: I had a landlord that almost killed me by hiring the dumbest possible handyman to work on the water heater. He left the gas line open and ignited a basement ceiling's worth of natural gas when he tried to restart the pilot light, I'm probably alive because the back door was open.

272913  dobbiesdoogs: please do not handle bear cubs, only puppers

272920  Knice: I feel kinda dumb for making ours the hard way.

272919  SuedeOxford: What kind of raccoon is this

272892  SuedeOxford: @Peter Pantsless He probably just gets an egg for his trying times.

272910  Not A Bot: Attack its weak point for massive damage

272913  elmosco: Taking your girlfriend shopping, eh?

272891  tib gubb: chicken, why aren't you fish?

272906  tib gubb: no chickens allowed

272911  tib gubb: so i guess i'll just have a little nap on the floor until i sober up

272916  tib gubb: more proof that googly eyes cannot not improve anything

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272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272892 SuedeOxford: @Peter Pantsless He probably just gets an egg for his trying times.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.



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 Mad Collager: @lecj07 If you were the model builder, you wouldn't, because then you wouldn't get paid. Or worse, you'd have to repair everything for free.
 lecj07: Model builders and set builders have far more self control than me. I would Godzilla that shit.
 wolfpupy: One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small. And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all. Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall. And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall. Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call.
Image 268803   09-23-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
165
 
 Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...
 Shay: Would you like to give up being a Mason? Think carefully...think...youtu.be/…
 Mr. Butt: Stupid sexy Masons.
Image 268802   09-23-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
201
 
 wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.
 Shay: The grass is always...uhhhh...honey...close the windows.
 Mark As Read: Gardening in a pyroclastic fall area? Always a struggle.
Image 268801   09-23-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
420
 
 originaluser: You've come to the wrong motherfucking neighborhood you piece of shit
 Teechur: y ru so upside down?
Image 268800   09-23-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
118
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
 Urn BooUrn: @VeeKay Immediate execution would be better. Tough, but fair.
 epitasis: I agree that crimes against fashion should be punished, but this is a bit much.
Image 268799   09-23-18   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
345
 
 lecj07: That's Craig! Haven't you heard the song?
 Yam: Also hes an avocado
 bug: ...which is not much of a transformation, really.
 Niels Bohr: A young Mickey Jones
Image 268798   09-23-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
446
 
 Not A Bot: Turtlenecks are a thing.
 VoR: Bullying is an old sport
 White Rice: "I was just trying to make popcorn!" is another acceptable book title here.
 Amy Housewine: It's his neck that's long, dummy.
Image 268797   09-23-18   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
370
 
 Dank Means: If that snake is a krait you're dead big hands.
 ssignature: Fight me you long-ass bitch
 Prostata: FIGHT ME YOU LONG-ASS BITCH!
 Amy Housewine: Frenly Snek will read your future in your palm.
Image 268796   09-23-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
516
 
 a robot: @hajjpodge Ms. Kitty sounds awesome :3 My cat will also play fetch sometimes and it's great
 hajjpodge: When I was little, our cats would do this all the time with my plastic armymen setups. One in particular, a tuxedo cat named Ms. Kitty would stealthily reach up with her white paw and snatch a soldier, put them in her mouth and run away. When I would catch up with her she would have already tossed him down the long flight of stairs from our second floor apartment down to the landing by the front door. She also played fetch with those soldiers and even her own toys. If I threw something down the steps in front of her, she would run down to get it, bring it back, then she would drop it at my feet. Same cat would also answer the phone when no one was home and meow into it for a couple minutes before walking away.
 FarmerWalk: The scene after the great battle
 Amy Housewine: Ramsey Bolton shot him in the eye just after he breached the gate.
Image 268795   09-23-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
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 earl: He has kind of a Rik Mayall expression
Image 268794   09-23-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
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