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272726  addend: But does he have good hair?

272730  addend: "I asked for a /flashlight/ to use at night -- ehh, never mind."

272732  addend: Maybe sandwich it with iceberg lettuce.

272917  johnnyc: History's memory has gotten a lot less fuzzy with the advent of the internet and data redundancy.

272737  addend: You can fit 2 cars instead of 1, but their bumpers will touch.

272929  Psymon: Hang on, let me just check in my hawkpack

272767  addend: @E. HONDA (Drinks. Passes out again.)

272893  wolfpk: They aren't that obvious. They do it digitally so you don't realize how much you are spending.

272909  wolfpk: Our "secret ingredient"

272910  wolfpk: The pillow got bigger

272928  wolfpk: Is now considered an anti-theft device.

272933  Peter Pantsless: The Aibo prototype was a little rough around the edges

272938  CrookedCop: Mr. Bark, I dont feel so good.

272902  DrNinjaman: Flying Nun Reboot

272906  DrNinjaman: INCIDENT.

272923  addend: You hide. I'll seek... eventually.

272892  UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272924  addend: "Give your attention to meee!"

272920  DrNinjaman: @Knice Heh, "hard way"

272913  Bacon Train: Voting on your own images.

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272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.



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nclaw uploaded 272634 (800 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272795 (790 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (782 points)
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spacedawg uploaded 272642 (742 points)
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 static xyz: He could be a mean drunk
 Not A Bot: Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get.
 grizzly: I've seen people like this in bars when they get their drink taken away at last call.
 trelyate: I remember when I was a little kid I asked my dad if I could have a beer so he let me take a sip because he knew I would think it tasted awful and I'd never ask again. And he was right.
 tib gubb: kid knows what's up
 Not A Bot: Repent now - avoid the rush on Judgement day
 Dr Awkward: A Yuengling for the youngling.
 SunWukong: Same.
Image 268657   09-22-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
312
 
Be the first to leave a comment here.
Image 268656   09-22-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
551
 
We power this site with comments. Leave one here.
Image 268655   09-22-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
373
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 268654   09-22-18   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
359
 
 KnifeySpooney: Hahaha @Mr. Whiskers
 Not A Bot: Do Not Eat anything in that fridge
 barfolomew: Tee hee
 trelyate: should have been erected in '69
 ChubbyBuddy: @Mr. Whiskers Gay's Arsecade: Erected Eighteen Titty-Five
 Mr. Whiskers: I mean, how many more funny words could they fit in?
 bug: For erections lasting multiple centuries, please see your doctor.
Image 268653   09-22-18   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
211
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 268652   09-22-18   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
771
 
 apoxia: Chimera-cat
 AstoriaBum: Bele or Lokai?
Image 268651   09-22-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
562
 
 charlemagne: @bug you can get a gun and tonic too. looks like an energy drink
 kazzy94: @bug they make a malt beverage that's supposed to taste like Jack and coke.
 bug: Jack Daniels comes in a can?
 sparename: " # O Sing, choirs of ale-cans, Sing in exultation # "
 Shay: You're welcome.
Image 268650   09-22-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
710
 
 Mr Bleak: Ah. Cat Chess.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: assholes all the way up!!
 Amy Housewine: Maurits C. Escher (the 'C' stands for 'Cat').
 romangreek: Glitch in the Matrix
Image 268649   09-22-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
461
 
 wolfpk: Her Uber ride just showed up.
 Not A Bot: a little to the left ... ahh, that'
Image 268648   09-22-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
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