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273591  Dick Inspector: Is that what they call it these days...

273605  Side Boob: RAD, but I prefer that big bust of Lionel Richie that's made out of butter.

273597  Not A Bot: someone switched the "support" and "propose" in the first two panels. Dunno why though

273598  Shay: *unintelligible Peruvian chipmunk noises intensify*

273603  Side Boob: Everything's so BROWN...

273580  Shay: I'm pretty certain the fourth image is from my friend's album cover.

273594  WTF: Things you find in Grandma's China hutch.

273601  WTF: ...and for a 5 minute visit no less.

273604  WTF: Is your girlfriend beefy?

273592  Scoo: Forget it, @Knice, it's Bot-town

273604  Prostata: majestic AF

273590  Fuzzpot: too much time on thier hands (or is that too many hands on their time......)

273593  Scoo: Last (commercial) flight I was on, I was stuck in an aisle seat, and before the plane even took the runway, the window-seater closed the shade. I'm a bit jealous of this little guy.

273601  Scoo: Rad for obvious plant

273609  ignatz: @trepanation The mods giveth, and the mods taketh away..

273600  breadtoaster: Not enough glass balls.

273573  FabricMan: Yo mama dirty!

273609  Bitcoin Burglar: I used to have a neighbor across the street who would often come out right at sunrise, dressed in full biker leathers, and carefully roll his (very loud) Harley backwards down his driveway to the sidewalk, fire it up, light up a cigarette, and rev the bike periodically until he was done smoking, then turn off the bike and push it back up the driveway into his garage. Never saw him actually ride it anywhere, maybe he didn't have a license. Annoying as shit at 5:15 on summer mornings.

273609  Vorm Gongo: That boy ain't right.

273609  trepanation: Holy schneikes, I'm purple! I...I've been waiting for this moment for so long...I'd like to thank my mom and dad, the wacky stuff people put on the Internet, and of course my fellow aggronauts. It's all about you guys!

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2. Not A Bot
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273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 273547 (744 points)
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beckybecky uploaded 273400 (724 points)
psyops uploaded 273490 (713 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273428 (712 points)


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 5. Shay: 2158 points
 6. cran vodka: 1978 points
 7. Mexico: 1902 points
 8. daver: 1876 points
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10. parrotsnest: 1787 points
11. BoiledEggs: 1698 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
13. RogueLeader: 1640 points
14. Never AFK: 1628 points
15. skunkrocker: 1597 points
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 addend: Best homework assignment ever.
 Bohab: A formal written invitation is the polite way of asking
 DJSnoopMike: Written with a dick felt pen
Image 268546   09-21-18   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
173
 
 Mr. Butt: This must be one of those Jeep things I won't understand.
Image 268545   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
514
 
 Nope: *boom tsk boom tsk boom tsk Boom boom Tsk Boom Tsk*
Image 268544   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
219
 
 Shay: @Mr. Whiskers Goldfinger.
 Mr. Whiskers: Is this a Goldmember reference? Really?
Image 268543   09-21-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
358
 
 Mr Bleak: Renaissance Mutant Ninja Turtles
Image 268542   09-21-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
230
 
 SuedeOxford: @Zaxxoff underrated comment
 Teechur: His leg makes me feel squeemy.
 wolfpk: "Who are you!!!"
 Booty Kicker: Why hasn't someone built a wall between them yet?
 jonz: she's singing the national anthem at him
Image 268541   09-21-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
460
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 268540   09-21-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
644
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments
 Ignatius: I'm not going to imprison, torture, and murder any more teenage runaways
 grizzly: I'm going to find a way to be happy.
 Mexico: I'm not going to sit inside and play video games all day
 Mexico: I'm going to start dating other people
 Mexico: I'm going to lose weight and keep it off
 Nope: I am optimistic for the world
 Nope: I'll keep that shirt around because I'll lose enough weight to fit back into it.
 Nope: I'll stop caring about what other people think of me
 Nope: I'm going to use that gym membership this year
Image 268539   09-21-18   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
484
 
 addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.
 nightmarez: @wootman I love ageless artifacts. Almost as much as I love .jpg artifacts.
 lecj07: @wootman Thanks, my tired brain was refusing to process it til you explained. No sarcasm at all.
Image 268538   09-21-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
147
 
 Ihminen: transmission must have blown up... a common problem on those if that's the 2002-2006 model year with the automatic
Image 268537   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
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