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273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

273610  Minnesotan: CDs and DVDs will be joining you magnetic fucks soon enough!

273362  Mr Bleak: I'm pretty sure that guy is still hoping they will reboot Babylon 5 with him as Londo ... Mind you, a B5 reboot could be damn good (without him, natch).

273366  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273609  dad: I know they have a different spinal arrangement than me, but seeing pinnipeds sit up like that makes my back hurt.

273607  fanny: is that thing made of felt?

273607  Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship.

273602  hajjpodge: Imminent destruction.

273593  Air Biscuit: @Scoo thats pretty rude. I feel lime people who want to do that shouldn't take up window seats.

273602  Side Boob: *Wiggles butt in kitten*

273604  Yam: White doughny

273607  Yam: Please teach me about this little guy

273615  professional: Now that looks like a little ball of trouble! What a cutie! Blue heeler?

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.



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 lecj07: @WannaBee Perhaps it's her man friend getting a bit handsy then
 WannaBee: She had man hands!
 KingTrebek: The captions help me understand that this would not be appropriate at an event aimed at families with children.
Image 268534   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
360
 
 lecj07: The Missus has some 'splaining to do.
 Urn BooUrn: Bundle of Joy.
Image 268533   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
215
 
 addend: Hung the pic upside-down.
Image 268532   09-21-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
309
 
 Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan
 tib gubb: i did that once at a job i hated
 Scoo: Cool, don't have to pay taxes anymore!
 livelovebarf: And that he is Douglas Adams
Image 268531   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
271
 
 ignatz: @Side Boob That yellow link would break pretty easy..
 Ihminen: add some duct tape just to be sure
 Side Boob: A yellow circle? What fey magic is this?
 Yam: How foolish, to trust a Master Lock
 caitelyn: the people on the other side of the fence will never know they lost the key
 Fiveninety: what's great about this is the solution to the problem is right fucking there: discard the extra links and put the lock on the remaining one because there's totally enough slack to do it
Image 268530   09-21-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
195
 
 addend: # We don't need no education #
Image 268529   09-21-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
487
 
 a robot: @Scoo We're talking about the same place! I could be an ok gator wrangler, I think
 Scoo: @a robot If you're looking for an investment opportunity / career change, the gator farm near Alamosa is for sale
 Bro Bro: @a robot There used to be a gator hanging out in Pakoon Springs, out by Gold Butte, but the drought brought an end to that. Rumor has it that Cliven Bundy wanted to make a pair of boots out of its mortal remains, but I don't know about that.
 a robot: The alligator that bit off Carl Weathers' hand in "Happy Gilmore" now lives in a reptile sanctuary in Southwest Colorado.
 fanny: nice try Luxuslurch
 Side Boob: Play it where it lies.
Image 268528   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
598
 
 Not A Bot: anything's dinner, if you're brave enough.
Image 268527   09-21-18   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
352
 
 Crim Tender: That poor doggo isn't going to get many walkies I'm guessing.
 Gomi Day: i like your doggo, gaben.
Image 268526   09-21-18   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
263
 
 Dominus Umbrae: Is this bad 'Shop, or is her anatomy really that weird?
 Not A Bot: The 1950s were kind of boring
 BavidDowie: Can't believe Wendy is a Senior!
Image 268525   09-21-18   Uploaded by    grimes
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