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273220  Starry Lemon: 1 800 EAT SHIU? I don't see how that applies. Who even is Shiu?

273219  Peter Pantsless: If you go by AG you'd think that all cats have either dichromatism or only one eye

273227  ignatz: @Peter Pantsless Chicken butt!

273214  fanny: There's a Chuck Tingle title that goes with this I bet...

273201  Butcherboy: Like you and me dont both know@Mr. Butt

273227  sparename: Phwoar.. Look at that bird's arse!

273213  Prostata: lol dongs

273227  Peter Pantsless: Guess what

273218  Sadbot: British chefs always crack me up. Your cultural cooking background is boiling things and putting jam in rolls. All the best food in the UK came from France or India

273193  Not A Bot: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T SLEEP AT NIGHT

273215  well duh: African cooking; my wife works with several Sudanese people, she's brought me home stew that looks like this. Quite tasty, but the eggs do take on an interesting (very firm) texture.

273115  a robot: Your 7 year old says "fuck?"

273211  FabricMan: Doesn't compare well with #273213

273211  Dr Awkward: I had to do a double take on this dildo

273160  Dr Awkward: She seems nice

273163  Dr Awkward: @trelyate like losing eyeglasses, or a flashlight in the dark

273215  Sadbot: "Does chili have eggs?" isn't an argument I've started...yet

273194  Disclosure: I liked the original Petit Prince better.

273214  Sadbot: The fuck do I care if I'm dead

273185  a robot: But RSPCA is UK or Australia, I thought? But Atlanta?? I doubt the veracity of this anecdote.

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272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272984 Micro Jackson: I could live here

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.



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 addend: Hung the pic upside-down.
Image 268532   09-21-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
309
 
 Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan
 tib gubb: i did that once at a job i hated
 Scoo: Cool, don't have to pay taxes anymore!
 livelovebarf: And that he is Douglas Adams
Image 268531   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
271
 
 ignatz: @Side Boob That yellow link would break pretty easy..
 Ihminen: add some duct tape just to be sure
 Side Boob: A yellow circle? What fey magic is this?
 Yam: How foolish, to trust a Master Lock
 caitelyn: the people on the other side of the fence will never know they lost the key
 Fiveninety: what's great about this is the solution to the problem is right fucking there: discard the extra links and put the lock on the remaining one because there's totally enough slack to do it
Image 268530   09-21-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
195
 
 addend: # We don't need no education #
Image 268529   09-21-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
487
 
 a robot: @Scoo We're talking about the same place! I could be an ok gator wrangler, I think
 Scoo: @a robot If you're looking for an investment opportunity / career change, the gator farm near Alamosa is for sale
 Bro Bro: @a robot There used to be a gator hanging out in Pakoon Springs, out by Gold Butte, but the drought brought an end to that. Rumor has it that Cliven Bundy wanted to make a pair of boots out of its mortal remains, but I don't know about that.
 a robot: The alligator that bit off Carl Weathers' hand in "Happy Gilmore" now lives in a reptile sanctuary in Southwest Colorado.
 fanny: nice try Luxuslurch
 Side Boob: Play it where it lies.
Image 268528   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
598
 
 Not A Bot: anything's dinner, if you're brave enough.
Image 268527   09-21-18   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
352
 
 Crim Tender: That poor doggo isn't going to get many walkies I'm guessing.
 Gomi Day: i like your doggo, gaben.
Image 268526   09-21-18   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
263
 
 Dominus Umbrae: Is this bad 'Shop, or is her anatomy really that weird?
 Not A Bot: The 1950s were kind of boring
 BavidDowie: Can't believe Wendy is a Senior!
Image 268525   09-21-18   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
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Image 268524   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
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 TheFrogMan: What did I think of this? I think it's a classic, and I've said that each of the 43 times I've seen it on the Friendly Spaceship.
Image 268523   09-21-18   Uploaded by    sad face
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