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273336  Mr. Butt: NOBODY ACTUALLY USES THE WORD PUSS.Y TO REFER TO A CAT. A DOUBLE ENTENDRE ONLY WORKS IF BOTH WORDS ARE IN USE.

273338  Sage: Calvin was here.

273329  grid: It's raining tacos from out of the sky, tacos no need to ask why, open your mouth and close your eyes, it's raining tacos!

273323  addend: (whispers) "Oops, sorry to wake you."

273327  addend: "Is /this/ one Italian, too, Dad?"

273336  addend: Who else but Dad.

273336  Minnesotan: also the pantheon, you know what, fine, italian beautiful people

273336  Minnesotan: also the pantheon, you know what, fine, italian beautiful people

273332  tib gubb: "I'm breakin' outta here. I got a plan."

273336  Minnesotan: uh it's not 3492?

273324  shipotle: frank zappa's original cover photo for "sheik yerbouti" was unfortunately rejected for copyright infringement

273305  Korrok: Probably.

273325  Sadbot: @Annoying Vegan She's a mix of some other herding breed and cardigan Corgi, still is Dog Ownership: Hard Mode and I wouldn't want it different

273319  Fiveninety: don't most phones power off before the battery is completely dead and power back on for the alarm clock? i know i have a smartphone and a dumbphone that both do this. about the only way to make the alarm not go off on either of them is to remove the battery

273328  Not A Bot: Visited New Jersey as a tourist

273325  Annoying Vegan : @Sadbot Perfection!!!

273325  Sadbot: @Annoying Vegan They grow up pretty cute too, check the tail #75757. I feel like I've shown you this, but look at my dog again!

273334  ignatz: w.e. just whack off your pics

273311  Amy Housewine: "I'm looking for a book called 'A Room With A View' about a young girl called Lucy who is touring Italy as a traveling companion with an older lady." "Forster?" "No, she chose to go of her own accord."

273311  edvard: There are other ways you could have proven this. Other ways.

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272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

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 WannaBee: I bet these don't taste like the sour cream and onion chips.
 NoOneImportant: @Felicity That's a fake newssite not a fakenews site
 burritos: @a robot If I ever did a fake news site I wanted to call it the Funyun Felicity's Onion
 Peddy Tenderglass: I've never tried Funyuns but I want to
 tib gubb: Better with chicharonnes
 KingTrebek: Midwestern vegetarian cuisine
 a robot: I still can't see Funyuns without thinking of theonion.com/…
 Knice: Here are some things.
Image 268398   09-20-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
716
 
 VoR: but you'll have to take my word on the response
 VoR: how rude. [from chicken] I am no fucking duck sir, I suspect you are actually the fucking duck. good day!
 Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."
 SuedeOxford: @FormerLurker @a robot Sounds like we all ought to take the ferry back to Morganville and leave @Knice to busting heads like he used to.
 FormerLurker: But we could get any red onions, because of the war, so I had a big yella onion tied to my belt, as was the style at the time...
 a robot: Gimme five bees for a quarter, @SuedeOxford
 SuedeOxford: @Knice with an onion tied to your belt, which was the style at the time.
 Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.
Image 268397   09-20-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
334
 
 westerner: @Knice They should be like the Hot Cops in Arrested Development
 MyPasswordAintPassword: And use a condom, because wrap it before you tap it, don't be a fool cover your tool
 addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...
 a robot: I had a friend who used to find it hilarious to say "cop porn" any and every time anyone mentioned popcorn
 Sadbot: I vaguely recall an Oglaf about police who intervene when there's bad sex
 Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.
Image 268396   09-20-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
145
 
 my wheelhouse: Face Arms Speech Time
 Sprinkles: Horner's syndrome or blepharoptosis?
 Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.
 tib gubb: Hey it's that good actor
Image 268395   09-20-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
611
 
 Mad Collager:
 Mad Collager: He's the kiwi fruit of their loins.
 Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.
Image 268394   09-20-18   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
359
 
 fanny: a gay friend of mine loved Hanson when she was young because she thought they were girls. she was crushed when she found out they aren't.
 FormerLurker: Haha, remember when they wrote Black Home Sun? Ah, the 80s...
 Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.
Image 268393   09-20-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
714
 
 redmonkey3: I was told their would be cake...
 a robot: cheeeeeeze!
Image 268392   09-20-18   Uploaded by    GTA VII
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353
 
 sodamachine: @wolfpk Could be a shih tzu.
 wolfpk: Pet is: A cat!
Image 268391   09-20-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
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 Dr Awkward: Death by the slice
 Knice: Grim Reapperoni
Image 268390   09-20-18   Uploaded by    why the long face
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 Mustyrats: @Dreforian can talk to animals!
 Dreforian: Well hello, feline!
 San DoDo: 5$? It's a steal!
Image 268389   09-20-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
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