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273209  Bitcoin Burglar: Gramma?

273203  antipatterns: This dude definitely has a Pantera tape in there

273213  Urn BooUrn: Helps straighten your. Be warned it's hard and may be uncomfortable at first.

273212  antipatterns: I like eyehorn.

273214  Urn BooUrn: This porn is weird.

273217  Urn BooUrn: Get a tattoo of your loved ones, wearing their favorite outfit.

273221  Prostata: met his girlfriend on ancestry.com

273220  Starry Lemon: 1 800 EAT SHIU? I don't see how that applies. Who even is Shiu?

273219  Peter Pantsless: If you go by AG you'd think that all cats have either dichromatism or only one eye

273227  ignatz: @Peter Pantsless Chicken butt!

273214  fanny: There's a Chuck Tingle title that goes with this I bet...

273201  Butcherboy: Like you and me dont both know@Mr. Butt

273227  sparename: Phwoar.. Look at that bird's arse!

273213  Prostata: lol dongs

273227  Peter Pantsless: Guess what

273218  Sadbot: British chefs always crack me up. Your cultural cooking background is boiling things and putting jam in rolls. All the best food in the UK came from France or India

273193  Not A Bot: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T SLEEP AT NIGHT

273215  well duh: African cooking; my wife works with several Sudanese people, she's brought me home stew that looks like this. Quite tasty, but the eggs do take on an interesting (very firm) texture.

273115  a robot: Your 7 year old says "fuck?"

273211  FabricMan: Doesn't compare well with #273213

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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272992 ignatz: .. I have no idea why that's cool tho..

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!



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Score:
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 VoR: autisms presents Randall Munroes Thousand-Word Challenge
 Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers
 addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.
 SuedeOxford: Too many kids these days can't operate a crunchstick.
 Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.
Image 268388   09-20-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
736
 
 Dreforian: WELL HELLO, FELINE!
 Kaviri: Anthony Fantano
Image 268387   09-20-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
562
 
 Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.
 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan
 Amy Housewine: @wordjones A juggling act gone horribly wrong.
 SuedeOxford: @lecj07 "You miss 100% of the naked baby under-the-leg tosses you don't attempt." -Wayne Gretzky
 tib gubb: @wordjones that's baby fighter
 teletub: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!
 Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]
 lecj07: @wordjones A naked dude fighting off a bunch of toddlers. Or, a naked baby juggler realizing he wasn't ready to try the under the leg toss.
 TurkeyVultureTed: @wordjones it's the statue at the U.S. I.C.E. headquarters.
Image 268386   09-20-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
222
 
 Air Biscuit: Its just the cast of SNL. i dont get it.
 Sadbot: Magneto was right
 Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.
 a robot: .....no it doesn't
Image 268385   09-20-18   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
432
 
 tib gubb: Yeah so's your mum
 Side Boob: Everyone knows. Its not a secret.
Image 268384   09-20-18   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
555
 
 Teechur: Underwater parkour
 LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl
Image 268383   09-20-18   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
457
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 268382   09-20-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
347
 
 BabyVaccine: Wow
 Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.
 Horp Lello: yeah, but that was like 18 years ago.. and can you really be sure it was even tom hanks or just a guy that looked like tom hanks?
Image 268381   09-20-18   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
472
 
 Spazstatic: Embarrassed by the number of times I had to read this to realize it didn't make sense. Well, time for bed!
 donhomero: @Zaxxoff Cobra Commander would be interesting to date
 VoR: meh
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Fullhouse: accurate if you own a weather dominator
Image 268380   09-20-18   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
541
 
 Amy Housewine: [whispers] Jiu-Jitsuuuuuuuuuu... [/whispers]
 a robot: good friends serve as each other's butt pillow
Image 268379   09-20-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
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