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273386  bigbison: Thank you, come again.

273382  Bob: End of days, end of days

273373  tib gubb: you always look flat honey... oh wait, shit

273381  gggina: I don't think shrinking is what your sphincter will be doing...

273365  Littlecraftywolf: but honestly tho why would they ever where their fursuits in an airport its like the worst possible place

273265  mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273265  mammal883: @mammal883 thats not what I wrote! damn switherino!

273373  Mad Collager: @UltraBeverly What, me ruin my chances with a dateline?

273372  WTF: Oh ya pops? Well you ain't the "World's Greatest Grandpa" either so lose the fucking coffee mug.

273373  UltraBeverly: @Mad Collager dont be a merchater

273376  WTF: brown tape

273375  dangerkeith3000: those are some healthy gums.

273379  WTF: For those "Flat Spacers"

273246  mammal883: @ignatz @sparename @lecj07 My wife has Celiac, and we prefer gin and tonic, with orange and grapefruit bitters. No idea what you call it.

273329  dangerkeith3000: It's a blue waffle.

273334  dangerkeith3000: what if all i touch is my wiener and my wiener is clean?

273265  mammal883: Berty of Chick Corea?

273356  Not A Bot: I wonder if he gives out free samples.

273329  wolfpk: Because it is a pancake.

273335  wolfpk: Fancy condoms.

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273265 mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

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 ignatz: Ahh, memories of your first pint in a pub..
 sodamachine: @lecj07 @lecj07 Yay! New series!
 Side Boob: Greetings, fellow adults!
 lecj07: Princess Carolyn's new boyfriend?
 FabricMan: You may find yourself... living in a shotgun shack!
 Dr Awkward: This is what the freshmen look like to me every fall semester.
Image 268268   09-20-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
674
 
No comments yet.
Image 268267   09-20-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
312
 
 AlexDeLarge: @cenecia they even say that when the car is being driven normally. Makes you wonder...
 Mr Bleak: @Christina Or possibly the back of a Transit.
 cenecia: To be fair, the car commercials do usually say "don't actually do this".
 Christina: The usual reality is being stuck in transit.
Image 268266   09-20-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
333
 
 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.
 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!
 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.
 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62
 E. HONDA: They are called Benereal diseases because you get them in your Benus
 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases
 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew how do they manage to afford this stuff? Do they work normal jobs when lucid?
 Fiveninety: been a minute since i last saw this.. rad for batshit crazy
 Micro Jackson: Seems legit
 gggina: I am addicted to cat
 canada: Take your medication with food as directed. That way it won't make feel sick and you won't lose your motivation to take it. Better yet, get a depot injection once a month.
 Science: Can confirm - my PC gave me herpes.
 wolfpk: Neighbors walk by: Shit, Franks off his meds again!
 Pegged Lamb: How nature says "Do not touch"
 White Rice: Computers cause everything bad, therefore share pics & vids of my truck online? Yup, it all checks out.
 Air Biscuit: Oh no! Im addicted to cat and dog!!
 Shay: You're an assistant plumber!!!
 Eleftheros: @Darmstadtium maybe they've done a "flinstones" conversion
 FabricMan: @Darmstadtium This truck uses a carburetor like the Constitution says!
 Dr Awkward: Say what you will about his theories on can computer-caused diseases... the man is simply a fantastic plumber
 Darmstadtium: What about the computer inside the car?
 barfolomew: I enjoy the outsider art produced by paranoid schizophrenics. It's exploitation of a tragic condition, but it's fascinating.
Image 268265   09-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
535
 
 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.
 Micro Jackson: In space, no one can slip on a apple peel.
 dangerkeith3000: Knock Knock. Who's there? B a n a n a. Apple who?
 Dorb: This shit etc
 dangerkeith3000: Go B A N A N A !
 doindabs: More paranoid schizophrenic art.
 Prumbo: strings you say? watch as I pass this hoop around them!
 White Rice: High contrast, floating threateningly.
 Dr Awkward: 4 dimensional bana.na for time scale
 fanny: g-g-ghosts!!
 Shay: Donkey Kong Country IRL
 barfolomew: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a apple.
 parrotsnest: Flung
Image 268264   09-20-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
533
 
 tiffany: Spaceballs is dumb and it should feel bad
 AlexDeLarge: @Christina seriously. His kids must be grown at this point, so what's his excuse for not acting?
 Micro Jackson: Time to castrate that series
 White Rice: @KingTrebek there is not (hence the top, lightly lettered "the search for spaceballs II") although there was a short lived animated series in recent years.
 KingTrebek: Is there really a Spaceballs 2?
 Shay: Oh man, I also can't wait for The History of the World, Part II.
 Christina: More than half the budget will go to getting Rick Moranis back from retirement.
 wolfpk: How about "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money" first!
Image 268263   09-20-18   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
464
 
 McMuff: @Air Biscuit Every time my knees hurt from standing up for too long, I wish I had a Baron Harkonnen antigravity belt
 Annoying Vegan : I am addicted to cat and dog.
 Air Biscuit: Every time i see someone suspended with a safety harness, i think of baron harkonnen.
Image 268262   09-20-18   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
144
 
 ignatz: @Dr Awkward me neither
 Spazstatic: @AlexDeLarge I think the name is Logan Paul or something close to that.
 AlexDeLarge: @Dr Awkward I'm also old. Who's the guy?
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward unless you meant last as in farthest down the hallway, then it was Vine (those 6-second videos that were all over twitter before vine stopped service). My kingdom for my purple edit button again.
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward twitch. It's one of the more prominent live-streaming services, primarily for video games, but also for just about anything else as well. Owned by Amazon.
 Dr Awkward: I honestly dont recognize the symbol on the last door. Help an old dude out
 wolfpk: Don't answer!!!!
Image 268261   09-20-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
573
 
 dangerkeith3000: It's-a true!
 Shay: This is true.
 sparenamelaptopdied: In Rome, all cars are oval - any corner gets knocked right in
 Ihminen: a friend of mine once imported one of those Alfa Romeo cars from Italy and he was wondering why the glovebox was full of apple peels and turtle shells left by the former owner
Image 268260   09-20-18   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
217
 
 Pikachu: Oops, I dented your truck. Don't worry, I'll send my contact information to the email address on your tailgate and we'll get the insurance companies to work it out
 Sadbot: I'm a little old fashioned, so I'll just write it with keys on your hood
 dangerkeith3000: I got a MAILER DAEMON message...
 Teh Simpson: Classy
 FabricMan: Off-duty cop
 Side Boob: Father Jack's new truck is OK, I guess.
Image 268259   09-20-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
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