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273213  Urn BooUrn: Helps straighten your. Be warned it's hard and may be uncomfortable at first.

273212  antipatterns: I like eyehorn.

273214  Urn BooUrn: This porn is weird.

273217  Urn BooUrn: Get a tattoo of your loved ones, wearing their favorite outfit.

273221  Prostata: met his girlfriend on ancestry.com

273220  Starry Lemon: 1 800 EAT SHIU? I don't see how that applies. Who even is Shiu?

273219  Peter Pantsless: If you go by AG you'd think that all cats have either dichromatism or only one eye

273227  ignatz: @Peter Pantsless Chicken butt!

273214  fanny: There's a Chuck Tingle title that goes with this I bet...

273201  Butcherboy: Like you and me dont both know@Mr. Butt

273227  sparename: Phwoar.. Look at that bird's arse!

273213  Prostata: lol dongs

273227  Peter Pantsless: Guess what

273218  Sadbot: British chefs always crack me up. Your cultural cooking background is boiling things and putting jam in rolls. All the best food in the UK came from France or India

273193  Not A Bot: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T SLEEP AT NIGHT

273215  well duh: African cooking; my wife works with several Sudanese people, she's brought me home stew that looks like this. Quite tasty, but the eggs do take on an interesting (very firm) texture.

273115  a robot: Your 7 year old says "fuck?"

273211  FabricMan: Doesn't compare well with #273213

273211  Dr Awkward: I had to do a double take on this dildo

273160  Dr Awkward: She seems nice

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1. Air Biscuit
2. addend
3. Teechur
4. tib gubb
5. ignatz
6. Not A Bot
7. Side Boob
8. Passive
9. a robot
10. dangerkeith3000



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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272950 some guy : Snail Down.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:



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Side Boob uploaded 272795 (955 points)
norgu5 uploaded 273084 (925 points)
frenk uploaded 272924 (899 points)
Gonzo uploaded 273109 (850 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (833 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (825 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (809 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (773 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (766 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (762 points)
parrotsnest uploaded 272855 (746 points)
ratwa uploaded 272791 (741 points)
Shay uploaded 272798 (739 points)
hosehorse uploaded 272749 (735 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 4185 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 2892 points
 4. E. HONDA: 2885 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2827 points
 6. grimes: 2022 points
 7. skunkrocker: 1980 points
 8. NoOneImportant: 1812 points
 9. grizzly: 1799 points
10. Remp Wulgus: 1792 points
11. Never AFK: 1756 points
12. kshoxx: 1709 points
13. parrotsnest: 1709 points
14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Beauty of North Korea.
 a robot: Beauty of North Korea.
 WannaBee: Beauty of North Korea.
 Shay: Beauty of North Korea.
 Side Boob: Beauty of North Korea.
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 268251   09-20-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
272
 
 pewdiepie: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.
Image 268250   09-20-18   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
259
 
 Korrok: Aw yeah.
 bubbles: Rodrump
 Shay: Penisbehind
 Sadbot: This speaks to me
Image 268249   09-20-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
208
 
 Not A Bot: So baked.
 Side Boob: Shut up and take my money!
Image 268248   09-20-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
328
 
 Spazstatic: @Theta Zero I didn't even see the black box until you pointed it out. Someone should circle the box in red, or have some kind of illustration indicating it's location.
 Shay: Black bars are soooooo 2003.
 Sadbot: @Theta Zero Still more rewarding than crafting your own voice, style, and jokes. SEO tends to reward the palatable and recognizable
 Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.
 Knice: Woah, black bars...
Image 268247   09-20-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
566
 
 Spazstatic: My cats love belly rubs.
 Ratt Snack: IT'S A TRAP!
 Knice: flerf
Image 268246   09-20-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
639
 
 Korrok: I have to laugh....
 Mr Bleak: What aisle are kittens on, please?
 Soviette: Combo meals now available Melmac style. Come back, ALF!
 Side Boob: Security cat is watching you shoplift.
 WTF: Savorthef lavor
Image 268245   09-20-18   Uploaded by    twitter
Image 268244 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Chocolate Pain. Your image was bad, Chocolate Pain.
Score:
698
 
 dangerkeith3000: HAha this is so awesome.
 nanananana: Also: Not pictured - rhythmic thrusting
 Mike Michael: Help, I can't figure out how to spell the techno music for humorous purposes.
 lecj07: Please tell me this isn't a porn shoot.
 Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett
 a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"
 a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!
 Knice: I envy their free-time.
Image 268243   09-20-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
89
 
 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.
 Not A Bot: I ain't got time to poop!
 Dr Awkward: @grizzly rad! You a musician?
 Side Boob: @tib gubb Dave's not here, man.
 WTF: My guess is Douchebag.
 grizzly: @Dr Awkward I played a show with them once in like 2000.
 tib gubb: That's just big Dave
 Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?
 Knice: Big doubt.
Image 268242   09-20-18   Uploaded by    withak
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