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273496  Darmstadtium: So you can't store my sadness...

273503  Darmstadtium: Just like an internship...

273534  dangerkeith3000: yeah don't do that.

273535  dangerkeith3000: He gets prison raped in the missing two panels.

273505  Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor

273534  Prostata: nailed it

273511  buds420: *groan*

273441  a robot: @DrinkMixMan Don't praise the machine!

273533  ignatz: It's usually the farmers who end up paying for the BOGOF deals..

273526  Mr. Whiskers: Sorry about the wall writing, eh?

273536  ignatz: To be a pirate cat you need to be a cat pirate

273451  UltraBeverly: Is this a combine in a cotton field at night?

273537  ignatz: This is DAB.

273531  Bob: At least the comic has a resolution.

273529  tib gubb: cop humor is the worst

273300  some guy : @Not A Bot Chao cac co, ladies!

273310  some guy : hummingbird

273536  MikeWhiskey: Cat-22.

273526  Shay: She is a NKE lady.

273526  FormerLurker: For a good time, call your friends!

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1. tib gubb
2. ignatz
3. addend
4. Not A Bot
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Air Biscuit
7. VoR
8. Side Boob
9. a robot
10. Sadbot



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273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273505 Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 273424 (809 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (801 points)
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cran vodka uploaded 273236 (798 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
Weedheart uploaded 273059 (778 points)
140bpm uploaded 273040 (775 points)
tears as lube uploaded 273082 (752 points)
BoiledEggs uploaded 273447 (742 points)


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 5. Shay: 2099 points
 6. skunkrocker: 2064 points
 7. norgu5: 1829 points
 8. cran vodka: 1813 points
 9. daver: 1802 points
10. parrotsnest: 1766 points
11. Mexico: 1735 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
13. RogueLeader: 1613 points
14. BoiledEggs: 1601 points
15. Never AFK: 1573 points
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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: If your name's not down, sir - you're not getting in.
 Yam: This guy looks like a Roscoe
Image 268197   09-19-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
455
 
 El hefe: Best dogs ever
 wolfpk: Mine!
Image 268196   09-19-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
276
 
 Fast Sloth: Sorry, It's Katie Ann, but it's Skip's policy to leave the hosing to you and your ... uh, "friend."
 Michael Tripe: Ken Miggs is Knife Cunningham in Fight Boat 16...Spider Boat!
 Shay: Frank Torres III owns a douche bag.
 FormerLurker: This boat, which stays outside near a lake, is covered in spiders, whose natural habitat is outside near a lake! Im SURE the owner intentionally covers his boats in spiders every morning! Im also sure he trained said wild spiders to crawl towards me after I jump into the water! Theres no way that this is all normal spider behavior and theres also no way Im exaggerating or biasing my observations based on prior expectations!
Image 268195   09-19-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
495
 
 Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman I've used a considerable amount of cocaine in my youth, and I have never strangled a hooker. I stabbed a unicorn once, but that was probably the acid.
 2Berries: If he don't, who will?
 skatermario: Hooyargh
 Shay: Telsa's lesser known dark side.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: those piles of cocaine you could buy legally at this time had nothing to do with the hooker strangling either.
 dope: hell yeah
Image 268194   09-19-18   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
415
 
 a robot: "This room would look great with a boat in it."
Image 268193   09-19-18   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
356
 
 ignatz: @WannaBee Wowen
 WannaBee: Wow
Image 268192   09-19-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
157
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 268191   09-19-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
322
 
 apoxia: They put the mouth in the wrong place.
Image 268190   09-19-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
200
 
 Not A Bot: No way this is better than the original
 Tacorleone: It turns out the plates I grew up thinking were normal sized plates are actually plates for people with active lifestyles. People with sedentary lifestyles like me have to eat off the small plates
 FormerLurker: Theyre not wrong... 14 years in professional kitchens has taught me that the taller a meal is, the more impresssed people are. And if you leave negative space around the meal with your drizzle of sauce, it further accentuates the tallness of the meal.
 wolfpk: Put meat on top: double price. Cut portion in half and put a line of sauce beside it: triple price.
 Side Boob: Presentation. Presentation. Presentation! Yeah, just let me eat it.
Image 268189   09-19-18   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
151
 
 crunchymush: It's not that easy to get people to laugh at my jokes in group chats
 Side Boob: *laughs in robot*
 ChubbyBuddy: @dobbiesdoogs he's not laughing, hes rebooting after a logic error while processing humor protocols
 dobbiesdoogs: c'mon, mark zuckerberg wouldn't do that, he doesn't possess the human emotions needed to laugh
Image 268188   09-19-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
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