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273541  Bob: .. W

273470  crazymothaofa: Two seconds after that bong rip that just wrecked your shit

273549  Paint Chips: I sent this picture to my mom last time it was posted and she thought it was a childhood picture of me. Not sure what that says about me...

273540  tib gubb: nice photoshop job, dickweed

273536  tib gubb: wow it's rough when life isn't given to you on a silver platter

273538  Shay: One bourbon, one scotch, but no beer.

273537  tib gubb: damn idiot kids clogging up our parking lots

273538  tib gubb: I can relate to this.

273534  UltraBeverly: That bee did a number on those kids

273536  Bob: Existence is problematic.

273525  Not A Bot: Oh Anon, you're like that one kid who always talks about how much sex he is totally having all day long guys don't laugh she's canadian and totally real we had dozens of sex last summer

273539  Minnesotan: Mister Collision is my pro wrestling alter ego

273455  KingTrebek: @a robot don't worry i took it back under

273534  Sadbot: Congrats on your litter of goblins

273536  a robot: The struggle is real, kitty

273493  BavidDowie: y tho

273509  elronhubard: Brace yourselves kittens are coming

273502  BavidDowie: Fuzz McFlooferson

273508  BavidDowie: The alpacalypse has come

273526  BavidDowie: I respect your sexual orientation

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273505 Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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 Fast Sloth: Sorry, It's Katie Ann, but it's Skip's policy to leave the hosing to you and your ... uh, "friend."
 Michael Tripe: Ken Miggs is Knife Cunningham in Fight Boat 16...Spider Boat!
 Shay: Frank Torres III owns a douche bag.
 FormerLurker: This boat, which stays outside near a lake, is covered in spiders, whose natural habitat is outside near a lake! Im SURE the owner intentionally covers his boats in spiders every morning! Im also sure he trained said wild spiders to crawl towards me after I jump into the water! Theres no way that this is all normal spider behavior and theres also no way Im exaggerating or biasing my observations based on prior expectations!
Image 268195   09-19-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
495
 
 Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman I've used a considerable amount of cocaine in my youth, and I have never strangled a hooker. I stabbed a unicorn once, but that was probably the acid.
 2Berries: If he don't, who will?
 skatermario: Hooyargh
 Shay: Telsa's lesser known dark side.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: those piles of cocaine you could buy legally at this time had nothing to do with the hooker strangling either.
 dope: hell yeah
Image 268194   09-19-18   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
415
 
 a robot: "This room would look great with a boat in it."
Image 268193   09-19-18   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
356
 
 ignatz: @WannaBee Wowen
 WannaBee: Wow
Image 268192   09-19-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
157
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 268191   09-19-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
322
 
 apoxia: They put the mouth in the wrong place.
Image 268190   09-19-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
200
 
 Not A Bot: No way this is better than the original
 Tacorleone: It turns out the plates I grew up thinking were normal sized plates are actually plates for people with active lifestyles. People with sedentary lifestyles like me have to eat off the small plates
 FormerLurker: Theyre not wrong... 14 years in professional kitchens has taught me that the taller a meal is, the more impresssed people are. And if you leave negative space around the meal with your drizzle of sauce, it further accentuates the tallness of the meal.
 wolfpk: Put meat on top: double price. Cut portion in half and put a line of sauce beside it: triple price.
 Side Boob: Presentation. Presentation. Presentation! Yeah, just let me eat it.
Image 268189   09-19-18   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
151
 
 crunchymush: It's not that easy to get people to laugh at my jokes in group chats
 Side Boob: *laughs in robot*
 ChubbyBuddy: @dobbiesdoogs he's not laughing, hes rebooting after a logic error while processing humor protocols
 dobbiesdoogs: c'mon, mark zuckerberg wouldn't do that, he doesn't possess the human emotions needed to laugh
Image 268188   09-19-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
310
 
 barfolomew: That's genuinely sweet.
 BavidDowie: Classic Karli
 Yam: This is adorable
Image 268187   09-19-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
163
 
 Crim Tender: When John Carpenter went to film They Live, his old neighbourhood was already prebleakened
Image 268186   09-19-18   Uploaded by    jonz
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