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273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

273610  Minnesotan: CDs and DVDs will be joining you magnetic fucks soon enough!

273362  Mr Bleak: I'm pretty sure that guy is still hoping they will reboot Babylon 5 with him as Londo ... Mind you, a B5 reboot could be damn good (without him, natch).

273366  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273609  dad: I know they have a different spinal arrangement than me, but seeing pinnipeds sit up like that makes my back hurt.

273607  fanny: is that thing made of felt?

273607  Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship.

273602  hajjpodge: Imminent destruction.

273593  Air Biscuit: @Scoo thats pretty rude. I feel lime people who want to do that shouldn't take up window seats.

273602  Side Boob: *Wiggles butt in kitten*

273604  Yam: White doughny

273607  Yam: Please teach me about this little guy

273615  professional: Now that looks like a little ball of trouble! What a cutie! Blue heeler?

273602  ThoughtlessGentleman: a terror in the sheets...

273591  Dick Inspector: Is that what they call it these days...

273605  Side Boob: RAD, but I prefer that big bust of Lionel Richie that's made out of butter.

273597  Not A Bot: someone switched the "support" and "propose" in the first two panels. Dunno why though

273598  Shay: *unintelligible Peruvian chipmunk noises intensify*

273603  Side Boob: Everything's so BROWN...

273580  Shay: I'm pretty certain the fourth image is from my friend's album cover.

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2. Not A Bot
3. addend
4. a robot
5. dangerkeith3000
6. ignatz
7. Teechur
8. Sadbot
9. Air Biscuit
10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...



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 E. HONDA: "One frosty boy"
 Micro Jackson: Hard water
 digabigpig: This weird water is always wet
Image 268106   09-19-18   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
501
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Mr Bleak ha! good one.
 Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151
 Micro Jackson: Slurp it
 ThoughtlessGentleman: really tasteful way to commemorate losing a testicle. place it directly on your mantle as a conversation starter.
Image 268105   09-19-18   Uploaded by    MrBoffo
Score:
544
 
 Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.
 Side Boob: He's doing it again, isn't he?
Image 268104   09-19-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
561
 
 E. HONDA: username/upload...?
 wolfpk: @fanny If you aren't joking, I sure the hell don't want to know!
 fanny: IF YOU HAVENT READ THE STORMY DANIELS BOOK EXCERPTS DO SO. This will make more sense. and ruin things for you. and make you feel better at the same time.
 Not A Bot: It's Paris advertising her hotels
 Nothing: Please retweet
 wolfpk: As if Toad wasn't weird enough to begin with!
 Prostata: this is just... unsavory
 edgarallendoh: Briefs. OK...
 Ihminen: yahoo
Image 268103   09-19-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
453
 
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Image 268102   09-19-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
311
 
 apoxia: Fun fact, "French" in the Maori language is "wi wi"
 a robot: Why does the resume fold out like a menu?
 ignatz: Ur Americish could use some improvement too..
Image 268101   09-19-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
443
 
 Micro Jackson: I'm too baked to make any sense of this
 trepanation: For realsies! Saw a non ant version of this and enjoyed it.
 Dr Awkward: @Catcat @mexican I was in a masters degree program at CSU. Maybe I sat next to one of you at New Belgium or Odell!
 mexican: @Dr Awkward Woah. Same here.
 Dr Awkward: @Catcat I miss Fort Collins, lived there a decade ago.
Image 268100   09-19-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
346
 
 Micro Jackson: Sandpuppers
 Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities
 Not A Bot: I'm pretty sure those guys have been crisis their whole lives.
Image 268099   09-19-18   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
189
 
 Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.
 apoxia: That would be the starting price for a very basic avocado smash in New Zealand. You'd be looking more like $16-$18 for that (I'd expect some feta in there for the $18 price).
 Micro Jackson: 13 bucks? Even in Aussie dollars that's a bit steep
 Starry Lemon: And I always though that Ballarat was in the Panamint Valley. Amazing what you learn while dosing on the Friendly Spaceship.
Image 268098   09-19-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
385
 
 Micro Jackson: Congratulations you are the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th cat on the internet
Image 268097   09-19-18   Uploaded by    zoe
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