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273534  UltraBeverly: That bee did a number on those kids

273536  Bob: Existence is problematic.

273525  Not A Bot: Oh Anon, you're like that one kid who always talks about how much sex he is totally having all day long guys don't laugh she's canadian and totally real we had dozens of sex last summer

273539  Minnesotan: Mister Collision is my pro wrestling alter ego

273455  KingTrebek: @a robot don't worry i took it back under

273534  Sadbot: Congrats on your litter of goblins

273536  a robot: The struggle is real, kitty

273493  BavidDowie: y tho

273509  elronhubard: Brace yourselves kittens are coming

273502  BavidDowie: Fuzz McFlooferson

273508  BavidDowie: The alpacalypse has come

273526  BavidDowie: I respect your sexual orientation

273534  WannaBee: The boy looks like Freddy Krueger.

273535  tib gubb: the soap gnomes turn you gay

273496  Darmstadtium: So you can't store my sadness...

273503  Darmstadtium: Just like an internship...

273534  dangerkeith3000: yeah don't do that.

273535  dangerkeith3000: He gets prison raped in the missing two panels.

273505  Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor

273534  Prostata: nailed it

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273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273505 Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Mr Bleak ha! good one.
 Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151
 Micro Jackson: Slurp it
 ThoughtlessGentleman: really tasteful way to commemorate losing a testicle. place it directly on your mantle as a conversation starter.
Image 268105   09-19-18   Uploaded by    MrBoffo
Score:
544
 
 Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.
 Side Boob: He's doing it again, isn't he?
Image 268104   09-19-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
561
 
 E. HONDA: username/upload...?
 wolfpk: @fanny If you aren't joking, I sure the hell don't want to know!
 fanny: IF YOU HAVENT READ THE STORMY DANIELS BOOK EXCERPTS DO SO. This will make more sense. and ruin things for you. and make you feel better at the same time.
 Not A Bot: It's Paris advertising her hotels
 Nothing: Please retweet
 wolfpk: As if Toad wasn't weird enough to begin with!
 Prostata: this is just... unsavory
 edgarallendoh: Briefs. OK...
 Ihminen: yahoo
Image 268103   09-19-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
453
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 268102   09-19-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
311
 
 apoxia: Fun fact, "French" in the Maori language is "wi wi"
 a robot: Why does the resume fold out like a menu?
 ignatz: Ur Americish could use some improvement too..
Image 268101   09-19-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
443
 
 Micro Jackson: I'm too baked to make any sense of this
 trepanation: For realsies! Saw a non ant version of this and enjoyed it.
 Dr Awkward: @Catcat @mexican I was in a masters degree program at CSU. Maybe I sat next to one of you at New Belgium or Odell!
 mexican: @Dr Awkward Woah. Same here.
 Dr Awkward: @Catcat I miss Fort Collins, lived there a decade ago.
Image 268100   09-19-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
346
 
 Micro Jackson: Sandpuppers
 Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities
 Not A Bot: I'm pretty sure those guys have been crisis their whole lives.
Image 268099   09-19-18   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
189
 
 Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.
 apoxia: That would be the starting price for a very basic avocado smash in New Zealand. You'd be looking more like $16-$18 for that (I'd expect some feta in there for the $18 price).
 Micro Jackson: 13 bucks? Even in Aussie dollars that's a bit steep
 Starry Lemon: And I always though that Ballarat was in the Panamint Valley. Amazing what you learn while dosing on the Friendly Spaceship.
Image 268098   09-19-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
385
 
 Micro Jackson: Congratulations you are the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th cat on the internet
Image 268097   09-19-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
85
 
 Micro Jackson: Your soul is in this glass
 FabricMan: "Now allow my attorney to drink this water while I give my testimony!"
 ignatz: Swallow. No? Knew he was a cyborg..
Image 268096   09-19-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
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