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273334  dobbiesdoogs: they probably do something weird and alienesque, like it comes out of the top of their heads or something

273365  Nope: How much fucking seat room ya'll think you have? Because its way less than you think.

273366  Nope: Turn heat up human!

273315  lecj07: The original "Screw the rules, I have money"

273332  lecj07: Snake cosplay needs work

273350  Bob: More like Rad Panda

273341  lecj07: Thought dad was kneeling on him at first to get juuuuust the right height

273359  lecj07: Your liver has the same expression when it sees you open another.

273230  Entertainmentalist: He body too big for he goddamn doggo door!

273335  Not A Bot:

273252  Frank herbert: @doindabs Come on

273328  Mr Mumble: kid's gonna have ulcers by junior high

273355  Nope: Vacations are good for the soul

273346  Greek Fire: @Sage Or you can fill them with real blood when something goes horribly wrong.

273349  a robot: No, the dog is sad about your terrible whacking off skills

273306  AlexDeLarge: @Christina so he can draw her like one of his French girls

273354  Sadbot: Get corned, son

273354  Shay: @Littlecraftywolf CORN ARE KNICE

273359  tane: Take THAT neon guns! *high fives self*

273356  ignatz: This was one of the few redeeming features of this place (More London, owned by a Saudi wealth fund) but they bricked it in cos mobile phone users kept twisting their ankles :(

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273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273124 SuedeOxford: Round boi

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2



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Score:
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 Warrax: ...I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin left. Cause I've been laughin and blastin so long, that even my momma thinks that my mind is gone.
 au bon pain: have you heard the good news, friends? KFC $5 fill ups will save your wallet and soul! Now you may worship KFC as unto a god!
Image 267969   09-18-18   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
253
 
 Grandmaster Fat: Martin Short used to do this as his character Nathan Thurm, corporate apologist
 Lunimeow: Looks and smells like a burning turd
 Christina: Carcinogen.
Image 267968   09-18-18   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
663
 
 E. HONDA: Either way, you're hauling that stone
 Aspirin: Bleader.
Image 267967   09-18-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
736
 
 FormerLurker: Its even uglier than the car Homer designed!
 charmander: *generic Xzibit quote*
 KEKOEKEOEK: Straight Outta Restoration
Image 267966   09-18-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
364
 
 Father Goose: @Felicity Ow. OW. OW!!! (How many people here are actually going to get this?)
 Sydney: Does it come with AC?
 rockkstar: I bet it #IsOJ. Nice try, #Juice. If the Broncos not new, it must be you.
 dangerkeith3000: Obviously they hate orange juice.
 a robot: Kids who use hashtags probably don't even know who OJ is and/or why the white Bronco is associated with him
 Bro Bro: Bored Franco
Image 267965   09-18-18   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
308
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: All my cars have been at least pre-pre-pre-owned
 static xyz: Rich people never buy used cars. They buy pre owned cars
 Warrax: I didn't think I'd find an Echo at an Acura dealership.
 Mad Collager: Actually, all certifications are issued by an adorable female French poodle.
Image 267964   09-18-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
385
 
 lecj07: *ACHOO!*
 dangerkeith3000: "kiss me"
 FormerLurker: Its always unfortunate when a pet attacks a porcupine.
 Christina: Must be some Guinness record.
 Air Biscuit: When your beard jacks your lumber...
 Butcherboy: Picky, picky, picky
 bug: What a hedgester.
Image 267963   09-18-18   Uploaded by    MrBoffo
Score:
256
 
 Mr Bleak: Somebody has a funny idea about human biology.
 Darmstadtium: Now thats an orthopedist s worst nightmare
 Aspirin: Funk that. Burn them as you go.
 ChubbyBuddy: serves me right for working at No Feet Or Legs LLC.
 Spazstatic: You might want to see a doctor about that.
Image 267962   09-18-18   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
702
 
 BavidDowie: This deer is giving the Divine blessing of the God-Man
 Shay: @Mad Collager Nice rack.
 Mad Collager: Resist all temptation to tell her she has a nice rack.
Image 267961   09-18-18   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
562
 
 dangerkeith3000: hahahaha they ain't gonna sleep. they gonna bang.
 Mexico: I'd be more scared of the floating shopping list.
 Butcherboy: Inky no!!!
Image 267960   09-18-18   Uploaded by    canada
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