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273696  some guy : Meowlbert Einstein

273685  sir toke a lot: I'ma cut you puppymonkeybaby

273690  hajjpodge: Suddenly I have a favorite store.

273687  WTF: Mr. Freeze finally got him.

273691  Greifer: OVLOV i get it whuahaha

273686  sparename: "That's an incredible story." said the priest. "Is there no way of reversing this spell that the witch has cast upon you?." "Yes" said the frog, "It is said, that if a nice kind person would pick me up, take me home and give me food & warmth, with a good nights sleep I would wake up a boy once again." "Today's your lucky day!" said the priest, and picked up the frog and took him home. The priest gave the frog lots of food, placed him by the fire and at bedtime put the frog on the pillow beside him. When the priest awoke, he saw the 11-year-old Choirboy beside him in bed. And that my lord is the case for the Defense....

273693  Sage: @dobbiesdoogs Poirot keeps his moustaches expertly trimmed and groomed, thank you very much!

273686  sparename: One fine sunny morning, a priest took a walk in the local forest. He had been walking by the small stream when he noticed a sad, sad looking frog sitting on a toadstool. "What's wrong with you?" said the priest. "Well," said the frog, "the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I wasn't always a frog." "Really!" said the priest. "Can you explain?" "Once upon a time I was an 11 year old Choir boy at the local church. I too was walking through this forest when I was confronted by the wicked witch of the forest. 'Let me pass!' I yelled, but to no avail. She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand, turned me into this frog you see before you."..

273695  Mr. Butt: PEPPA IS LIFE.

273702  betamax: He looks slightly moist

273691  SuedeOxford: @ignatz BTCC fan

273687  fanny: I'm sad at myself for having to read this three times to get it :(

273693  dobbiesdoogs: her-cule poirot

273695  sparename: At least it includes the "puzzle" when not describing the woodworking tool

273683  dobbiesdoogs: modern fairy tales are depressing

273670  Not A Bot: Awesome to always have some warm brandy at the ready on cold winter nights.

273680  Prostata: @WannaBee NO REGERTS!

273684  Teechur: And if you hit the trunk release twice, it re-boots.

273679  Nope: The GH sound is actually indicated by the vowels proceeding it. The I sound in Women is actually a regional accent where other regions pronounce it with a short O sound as is proper and the TI is indicated by the ON following it therefore your image is SHIT

273662  rip odb: The only thing really out of cool any more is the denim shirt.

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273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273336 Side Boob: @Mr. Butt Hahaha! That was the best laugh Ive had in weeks.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273555 tib gubb: I do love me some hot wheelz

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint



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 Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.
 DrNinjaman: Punch it, Chewie!
 Dr Awkward: [The next day on Craigs List] Car for sale. New tires. Totally never fell off a bridge. 56,000 miles. $4200. OBO.
Image 267420   09-14-18   Uploaded by    zip file
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 horny horn: @DrNinjaman Wouldn't that be 'in the Americas'?
 DrNinjaman: Candia is in America too, eh?
 SuedeOxford: This was during the Cold War. There was only America.
 Nope: Each Canadian gets assigned 2 giant robots at birth and we are required to have an adventure both in english and french. Why do you think we need so much space?
 Knice: Candian?
Image 267418   09-14-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
544
 
 DrNinjaman: Not sure how the femur, specifically, does that, or how the heart isn't also "the meat", or that that is actually how you spell "bastard". Anyway, what was I saying?
 WTF: Your heart lies in the "Bone Zone".
Image 267417   09-14-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
388
 
 copunter: sigh. never shouldve friended this cophole. now if I unfriend him, all his cop buddiez are gonna text me like "what happened, we cool?"
 Joseph: He should have handcuffs dangling in his other hand for effect.
 WTF: It's a trap!
Image 267416   09-14-18   Uploaded by    grace
Score:
951
 
 tib gubb: i think your view of human anatomy might need a review
 DrNinjaman: I love to sing-a / About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a...
 Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Butt My dad used to drink Hamms beer when we were kids. He used to refer to it as his Preparation H. I think thats what you need? (The ointment, that is, not the beer) And to drink plenty of water if its related to constipation.
 Beeble: @Mr. Butt Just keep squeezing until the face pops out. The hands grow naturally from there.
 Mr. Butt: Somewhat related...Does anybody know what to do about a hemorrhoid? I've never had one before, and I'm not sure if should go to the doctor. It doesn't hurt, I just don't know if I will get worse without medical attention.
 jeffrey: I should have kept practicing everything. I'd be better by now
 Knice: Don't skip torso da-- um... buncha days.
 Scoo: Jazz hands!
Image 267415   09-14-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
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 well duh: Rodin's "The Bodybuilder"
 DrNinjaman: @taiko I don't care what you say, statue stubble promotes algae growth.
Image 267414   09-14-18   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
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 On Spec: TERN ET AHHHHHFFFFFF!
 dobbiesdoogs: lawnmeower
 fanny: *Catet
Image 267413   09-14-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
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 Knice: On the flight deck of an Aircraft Corgier.
 DrNinjaman: Sorry buddy, looks like you've only got tags for two.
Image 267412   09-14-18   Uploaded by    MrBoffo
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 Psymon: Camouflage activate!
 fanny: that is a beautiful color on kitty!
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