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269000  Felicity: @Bluetocracy Wasn't that a flavour of Kool Aid?

269011  Felicity: Thanks, Sgt. Reacharound

269019  Felicity: One of my roommates pronounces it "spinnage."

269025  Nope: @FormerLurker And the knowledge of being in a cool fort kept your soul alive

269025  FormerLurker: When I was a kid, I was lucky enough to go to space camps cooler, air-force/fighter plane program called Aviation Challenge and they did a lecture on survival methods. This was one of them, but with your discarded parachute (remember, fighter planes). The deep sand keeps you cool and the parachute protects from the sun.

269025  Mr. Whiskers: Ultimately, his survival will depend on if he even lifts

269008  Air Biscuit: @Nothing nobody wants any coffee?

268987  Darmstadtium: In Fascist Russia... we don't joke about Fascist Russia...

268997  Darmstadtium: Billy always wanted to have a cork board

269013  Annoying Vegan : This kid has it all figured out.

269010  Vinochet: Ive been a good boy all my life, and where did it get me?

268985  mwoody: @Warrax It's part of why I love this movie. It indulges in the violent fantasy, but it doesn't flinch or look away until we see ALL of the character. They say the key to a happy ending is knowing when to stop talking; this movie refuses to stop until the true end.

269023  Annoying Vegan : I accept any quest this dog has for me.

269015  Zaxxoff: I am potato. Cheese is Yummilicious.

269032  Gentleman: I love her baby too.

268992  Dr. Bathroom: Well, if it's for charity...

268997  Eleftheros: Bills Nye the debt guy, Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

269025  Peter Pantsless: If this umbrella's rockin'...

269018  Not A Bot: I'll warn you, if you do it she gets all the everything.

269020  FabricMan: Being "too poor" just means the thief can steal what little you do have without repercussions.

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

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 wolfpk: Dog: I can't read. Even if I could, I would still hike my leg on it
 dobbiesdoogs: whatever, whatever, i do what i want
Image 267360   09-14-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
 Air Biscuit: Your parrot looks sick.
Image 267359   09-14-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
 Teechur: @mammal883 OMG! SAME!
 mammal883: @Teechur it takes me about ten years to forget how much I don't like circus peanuts. then I buy some and the counter starts over
 Teechur: @jochenau Kinda like circus peanuts
 jochenau: One of those things you grow up eating and being excited about, and then one day you realize: "Actually, these things are pretty nasty."
 Kirtov: @Kess I once put two of them in the microwave facing each other with a toothpick "lance" and had a jousting tournament. The winner was eaten, the loser also eaten.
 wolfpk: @mammal883 I like them a little crunchy as well.
 Kess: If you pop them in the microwave for a few seconds, they get enormous.
 mammal883: I like to tear open the cellophane and let them get stale for a day or so, then eat them.
 mammal883: I like to tear open the cellophane and let them get stale for a day or so, then eat them.
 Not A Bot: I like the mecha-spider umbrella helmet in the foreground.
Image 267358   09-14-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
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Image 267357   09-14-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
 tib gubb: dem barkin' sea cows
 wolfpk: How do you eat Peeps?
 FabricMan: "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meee! For meee! For MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
 fumbduck: I hate Top Gear.
Image 267356   09-14-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
 tib gubb: star wars memes... ugh
 Darmstadtium: In The Incredible Hulk, Edward Norton's Bruce Banner wears pants that are too big for him as a precaution
 Christina: Either way, he wears super stretchy pants.
Image 267355   09-14-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
 BavidDowie: Panzer
 MrBoffo: Fort Asshole done gone mobile
 Peter Pantsless: Yes, because he was having soooooo much trouble tearing everything up without it
 dangerkeith3000: As featured on Shark Tank!
Image 267354   09-14-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
 jochenau: Fun fact: Rapture theology was developed by the Puritans in the 1800s.
 FabricMan: @WTF White rapping had a rocky start
 WTF: @sparenamelaptopdied It's like Debbie got a four year old to write the lyrics.
 sparenamelaptopdied: And you hip-hop, and you don't stop, Just blast off, sure shot, 'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars, And now he only eats guitars, get up!
Image 267353   09-14-18   Uploaded by    Korrok
 Air Biscuit: Do you want sinus infections? Because this is how you get sinus infections.
 trelyate: less more don't boop shoot snoot?
 Side Boob: That dog for police commissioner.
 Kess: Finally, a protest sign I agree with.
Image 267352   09-14-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
 jochenau: Mmm, minty fresh beef lasagna with fluoride.
 Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship....
 sparenamelaptopdied: *Made with meat from cows with lovely t33th
 static xyz: It whitens as you chew!
Image 267351   09-14-18   Uploaded by    Sydney
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