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269000  Felicity: @Bluetocracy Wasn't that a flavour of Kool Aid?

269011  Felicity: Thanks, Sgt. Reacharound

269019  Felicity: One of my roommates pronounces it "spinnage."

269025  Nope: @FormerLurker And the knowledge of being in a cool fort kept your soul alive

269025  FormerLurker: When I was a kid, I was lucky enough to go to space camps cooler, air-force/fighter plane program called Aviation Challenge and they did a lecture on survival methods. This was one of them, but with your discarded parachute (remember, fighter planes). The deep sand keeps you cool and the parachute protects from the sun.

269025  Mr. Whiskers: Ultimately, his survival will depend on if he even lifts

269008  Air Biscuit: @Nothing nobody wants any coffee?

268987  Darmstadtium: In Fascist Russia... we don't joke about Fascist Russia...

268997  Darmstadtium: Billy always wanted to have a cork board

269013  Annoying Vegan : This kid has it all figured out.

269010  Vinochet: Ive been a good boy all my life, and where did it get me?

268985  mwoody: @Warrax It's part of why I love this movie. It indulges in the violent fantasy, but it doesn't flinch or look away until we see ALL of the character. They say the key to a happy ending is knowing when to stop talking; this movie refuses to stop until the true end.

269023  Annoying Vegan : I accept any quest this dog has for me.

269015  Zaxxoff: I am potato. Cheese is Yummilicious.

269032  Gentleman: I love her baby too.

268992  Dr. Bathroom: Well, if it's for charity...

268997  Eleftheros: Bills Nye the debt guy, Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

269025  Peter Pantsless: If this umbrella's rockin'...

269018  Not A Bot: I'll warn you, if you do it she gets all the everything.

269020  FabricMan: Being "too poor" just means the thief can steal what little you do have without repercussions.

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

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11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. poetrysucks: 1535 points
13. fisto: 1528 points
14. blablabla: 1433 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1390 points
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 Hippitus Hoppitus: He can hear smells
 fanny: just give him some more cowbell and he'll be ok
 Joseph: Dr Dre will be here soon.
 FabricMan: Sick beats
Image 267288   09-14-18   Uploaded by    Not Sam
 Ratt Snack: the new Firefox browser is looking good
 dobbiesdoogs: foxy!
Image 267287   09-14-18   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
 KingTrebek: I drive a 2002 and relate heavily
 Otterman: Speaking of Alf, MALF means "Moms Alf'ld like to fuck."
 Otterman: How could a '99 list Alf as its favorite show?
 DrNinjaman: 1999 Chevy Prizm: Same, but without the flashy brand name.
 Side Boob: The actual ad if you want to see it…
 Side Boob: "In the owners manual, oil is listed as "optional"
 Knice: Not worth the eyestrain.
Image 267286   09-14-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
 Cory Trevor: Peanut Butter Fudgee O cat
 Not A Bot: What a modest mouse.
 DrNinjaman: Happens earlier every year: Pumpkin spice cat
Image 267285   09-14-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
 Annoying Vegan : One time I was watching a space show with my little brother and he asked Where is the ozone anyway? And my dad says My bedroom.
 Scoo: Da motha fuckin' bone z0ne
 Dr Awkward: The opposite of the friend zone
 Shay: Bone up on doot science
 sparename: So Nacho, He's got to be, So Nacho, He's got to be big and strong enough to turn me on
 Peter Pantsless: That's the name of the club I dance at
 Smorlacks: *hand bone science not included
 Larry Xmas: Hey there's a guy down there calling you dumb.
Image 267284   09-14-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
 TurkeyVultureTed: I'm a pout pout fish with a pout pout face and I spread the weary drearies all over the place. blub. Blub. BLUB.
 Psymon: Meet Clifford's brother; Herman The big Black Dog
 Shay: @hosehorse What a coincidence, Absolute Unit is my porn stage name.
Image 267283   09-14-18   Uploaded by    SaltLick
 Scoo: Flower pollen will always rat you out
 Ratt Snack: I found you blush...
Image 267282   09-14-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
 Dr Awkward: @charlemagne Huh, interesting!
 charlemagne: @Dr Awkward read some roving reporters words in a magazine a while ago. they said the beer tasted quite good
 Dr Awkward: @charlemagne According to whom? Doubt many North Koreans have the ability to travel to the West for comparison.
 charlemagne: supposed to be some excellent micro breweries in pyongyang
 Uncle Phil: @WTF the number 2 suggests otherwise.
 MrBoffo: Bear Whiz Beer of North Korea
 Side Boob: Aruba Hey Retook Font
 WTF: Why do I have the feeling that this is in fact bottled urine...
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 267281   09-14-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
 Zaxxoff: Everyone missed their connecting flights. Thanks Delta.
Image 267280   09-14-18   Uploaded by    Watch Out
 Ratt Snack: What is the fuffy smelling crap in my litter box? I will now go shit on your pillow.
Image 267279   09-14-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
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