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268758  San DoDo: There has been a terrible mix up

268766  San DoDo: @square44 5 6 7 8!

268718  Hokie333: "never said consecutive days"

268740  Not A Bot: The Fahrenheit 451 crew is taking a coffee break.

268653  KnifeySpooney: Hahaha @Mr. Whiskers

268768  MrBoffo: Foodstuffs of North Korea

268739  MrBoffo: This either is, or is based on, a Kliban cartoon that appeared in the National Lampoon in the mid-'70s.

268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

268757  Knice: Temporary holding

268765  Not A Bot: Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

268747  Annoying Vegan : Banana bread sounds pretty good right now

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268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

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moogerator uploaded 268274 (799 points)
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Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
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11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. beyardo: 1431 points
15. amputator: 1421 points
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Image 263490 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by WaffleIron. We'll pray for you, WaffleIron.
 Bohab: I had a cat who would follow us on dog walks. If you ever looked back at him he'd try to act non chalant
 VeeKay: That's cruel.
Image 263489   08-21-18   Uploaded by    oregon man
 UltraBeverly: Are you Claritin clear?
Image 263488   08-21-18   Uploaded by    manlyman
 DrNinjaman: "Remember the tooth!"
 addend: Pfft, like I need another stalker.
 a robot: She has really really long eyelashes
 Shay: But what happens if you blow it up your ass?
 bug: @jochenau Calling 4 about 5 is a genius marketing maneuver, but an odd way to round a number. ...I may just have to use this technique... in bed.
 jochenau: "About 5"?
 Robespierre: Blow in her face and she'll smell like ass
Image 263487   08-21-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
 Annoying Vegan : This kid is doing a concern.
Image 263486   08-21-18   Uploaded by    rory
 DrNinjaman: Women's, men's, windy women's, jai alai player's, and Deadpool's restroom
 DrNinjaman: It's never okay to ask if an alien is pregnant
 Not A Bot: Cause I died of migratory anal warts last year
 lecj07: Is it just me or is wheelchair person experiencing post taco bell levels of urgency?
 Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.
 bug: You really should wash your hands after participating in gang-shitting on an alien with three strangers.
 Eleftheros: @Scoo implying all the others pee standing up?
 Scoo: @FabricMan I, for one, welcome our new chillaxed overlords!
 FabricMan: @Scoo Don't body-shame our extra-terrestrial conquerors!
 Scoo: Aliens pee lying down all relaxed?
Image 263485   08-21-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
 addend: "Whatever. Just please wash your hands."
 lecj07: @VeeKay Because little kids won't eat buns, and now you have hot dogs for adults and little kids. Or because the bun trays only held 8 buns and that's just how it is now.
 Not A Bot: I love how this is held up with a smiley face bandaid
 VeeKay: Hmmm... Why are there 10 hotdogs in a pack and only eight buns?
Image 263484   08-21-18   Uploaded by    sundragon
 a robot: Neat! *click*
 Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize
 bug: I think this is the aforementioned alien urinal.
Image 263483   08-21-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
 Mr Bleak: @Zaxxoff He was replaced by a shop manikin. So was Nick Cage. Nobody has noticed yet, and that was a dozen movies ago.
 Zaxxoff: Nick Cage's stunt double has been out of work for a while
 a robot: Bad for Walgreens
 Robespierre: ... and the tension builds
 Dr Awkward: Where is "Not-Poop-Pants" medicine!? Need fast!
Image 263482   08-21-18   Uploaded by    miller
 VeeKay: Love the trend of buying dolls beds from Ikea for your pets. Cool AF.
 Dr Awkward: I like big buns, hon.
Image 263481   08-21-18   Uploaded by    night shift
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