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268836  WannaBee: @KingTrebek I used google to search the site. I typed 'site:friendly tail' then I just went through the images until I found it.

268829  charlemagne: break some off

268831  Annoying Vegan : Pets should be given middle names more often.

268836  KingTrebek: @WannaBee How did you even find that?

268830  grizzly: For the glory of Satan, of course!

268838  Not A Bot: Cat does not look happy with that description, but is taking it in stride.

268837  Felicity: Reminds me of that summer I was so poor all I had to eat in the kitchen was cake decorations that looked like these

268795  a robot: @hajjpodge Ms. Kitty sounds awesome :3 My cat will also play fetch sometimes and it's great

39317  WannaBee: Return #268836

268836  WannaBee: Is this #39317?

268824  Felicity: Remember Mac evangelism?

268831  Felicity: I'm in the black

268822  a robot: *causes traffic accident waving at Wolfie*

268833  Felicity: What

268826  a robot: Subversive cross stitch! I have this book

268830  a robot: Doesn't matter, got petted

268833  a robot: Yahoo Serious Film Festival

268747  a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268830  Sage: He just looks so proud of himself.

268784  Dreforian: Every rose has its brown mustard

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

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bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)
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 5. Shay: 1800 points
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 7. MrBoffo: 1773 points
 8. VeeKay: 1769 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. frenk: 1499 points
12. beyardo: 1456 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. Sydney: 1389 points
15. sad face: 1311 points
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 Bohab: I had a cat who would follow us on dog walks. If you ever looked back at him he'd try to act non chalant
 VeeKay: That's cruel.
Image 263489   08-21-18   Uploaded by    oregon man
 UltraBeverly: Are you Claritin clear?
Image 263488   08-21-18   Uploaded by    manlyman
 DrNinjaman: "Remember the tooth!"
 addend: Pfft, like I need another stalker.
 a robot: She has really really long eyelashes
 Shay: But what happens if you blow it up your ass?
 bug: @jochenau Calling 4 about 5 is a genius marketing maneuver, but an odd way to round a number. ...I may just have to use this technique... in bed.
 jochenau: "About 5"?
 Robespierre: Blow in her face and she'll smell like ass
Image 263487   08-21-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
 Annoying Vegan : This kid is doing a concern.
Image 263486   08-21-18   Uploaded by    rory
 DrNinjaman: Women's, men's, windy women's, jai alai player's, and Deadpool's restroom
 DrNinjaman: It's never okay to ask if an alien is pregnant
 Not A Bot: Cause I died of migratory anal warts last year
 lecj07: Is it just me or is wheelchair person experiencing post taco bell levels of urgency?
 Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.
 bug: You really should wash your hands after participating in gang-shitting on an alien with three strangers.
 Eleftheros: @Scoo implying all the others pee standing up?
 Scoo: @FabricMan I, for one, welcome our new chillaxed overlords!
 FabricMan: @Scoo Don't body-shame our extra-terrestrial conquerors!
 Scoo: Aliens pee lying down all relaxed?
Image 263485   08-21-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
 addend: "Whatever. Just please wash your hands."
 lecj07: @VeeKay Because little kids won't eat buns, and now you have hot dogs for adults and little kids. Or because the bun trays only held 8 buns and that's just how it is now.
 Not A Bot: I love how this is held up with a smiley face bandaid
 VeeKay: Hmmm... Why are there 10 hotdogs in a pack and only eight buns?
Image 263484   08-21-18   Uploaded by    sundragon
 a robot: Neat! *click*
 Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize
 bug: I think this is the aforementioned alien urinal.
Image 263483   08-21-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
 Mr Bleak: @Zaxxoff He was replaced by a shop manikin. So was Nick Cage. Nobody has noticed yet, and that was a dozen movies ago.
 Zaxxoff: Nick Cage's stunt double has been out of work for a while
 a robot: Bad for Walgreens
 Robespierre: ... and the tension builds
 Dr Awkward: Where is "Not-Poop-Pants" medicine!? Need fast!
Image 263482   08-21-18   Uploaded by    miller
 VeeKay: Love the trend of buying dolls beds from Ikea for your pets. Cool AF.
 Dr Awkward: I like big buns, hon.
Image 263481   08-21-18   Uploaded by    night shift
 DrNinjaman: Mmm...hard-boiled fish
 addend: "Close your eyes, make a fish, and blow out the candles."
 BavidDowie: And I thought crabcakes we're expensive
 Zaxxoff: polypeptide cake with mint frosting
 VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud
 Robespierre: Coelacanth primitive on the inside too, I see
 Scoo: @VeeKay @agger gater More for me, then!
 VeeKay: @agger gater You know what? Same.
Image 263480   08-21-18   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
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