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268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

268855  wolfpk: I can't blame him. I would probably conk out too if I had to sit through that!

268858  wolfpk: *to people not in the room.

268860  Teechur: Favorite scene from Christmas Vacation

268861  wolfpk: Unless you are a horse, your tongue must really raw!

268842  Not A Bot: *Mario growing noise*

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3. Not A Bot
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5. tib gubb
6. Teechur
7. ignatz
8. Annoying Vegan
9. Shay
10. Air Biscuit



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (725 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (705 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (701 points)
bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Annoying Vegan : 3363 points
 3. Zaxxoff: 2309 points
 4. Murm Gungus: 2264 points
 5. Shay: 1920 points
 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
 9. beyardo: 1507 points
10. frenk: 1499 points
11. MrBoffo: 1488 points
12. poetrysucks: 1470 points
13. Sydney: 1447 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1384 points
15. blablabla: 1363 points
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Score:
160
 
 Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"
 Side Boob: No love for fat guys :(
Image 263466   08-21-18   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
505
 
 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.
 wolfpk: Now I want an omelette!
 Robespierre: @FabricMan Them? Or YOU, when their mom finds out?
 FabricMan: Breakfast!
 VeeKay: @Mr. Skeltal Eggs are the new internet fuel.
 VeeKay: The megapode has this shit down.
 some guy : Eggs for life! Eggs always!
 fanny: Fuck yeah! Eggs! RAD!!
 Side Boob: Spite RAD :P
Image 263465   08-21-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
940
 
 some guy : Sedating animals for entertainment is SAD
 Side Boob: Li'l Bub is always RAD!
Image 263464   08-21-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
188
 
 a robot: But what did you need the calculator for?
 antipatterns: Archetype Man, Away!
 VeeKay: The weirdo commenter.
Image 263463   08-21-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
784
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: First cat on Intervention
 San DoDo: That glass ceiling tho
 Side Boob: Steering wheel is FABULOUS!
Image 263462   08-21-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
742
 
 Mr Bleak: @Teechur Only if you persuade the kids to run full tilt into a brick wall, then put the video up on YouTube.
 Mextreme Enchirito: @Teechur agreed
 FabricMan: Well we hate you too! :P
 Scoo: Wow, Harry Potter is just like everyone else!
 Teechur: But the Cuyahoga Valley Railroad becomes the Hogwarts Express at Halloween! Doesn't that count for something?
Image 263461   08-21-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
328
 
 ChubbyBuddy: gross, it's all squishy and red in there
 Jaunty Shrimp: My teacher used to tell me she loved my "peaches and cream" skin. (In her German accent...) I though that was odd as a child and many years later found out she was racist as f*ck.
 wolfpk: What's up? YOUR CHOLESTEROL!
 Not A Bot: Sir, e just got yo tet results back. I'm sorry to say you have can- HOLY SHIT I WAS ONLY GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES
 Scoo: @Scoo (flter pun not intended)
 Scoo: It's something beautiful people say too, but also ugly people as well
 antipatterns: it's cruel to cut a child's hair that way
 Teechur: Allllrighty then!
 tib gubb: that's not very nice.
Image 263460   08-21-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
318
 
 Staida: it's your funeral
 Jaunty Shrimp: Today on Bruce Willis Cuts a Wire...
 Vinochet: nice they kept them properly colour-coded
 wolfpk: "Burning Down the House!"
 necronomicon: Yeah, the blue phase looks like its had enough.
 Teechur: "How many amps can this handle?" "All of them. The rest of the wiring, however...."
 VeeKay: That's hwut we called fuses back in the day
 tib gubb: it has been 0 days since the last arc-related fire
 ignatz: Gigawatt fuses. What's the problem?
Image 263459   08-21-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
634
 
 Mr Bleak: Do you never knock?
 Kess: I've never seen an animal look more drunk.
 wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?
 tib gubb: that's the face of sheer malice
 PenguinBartender: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit*chewchewgulp* was the dog.
Image 263458   08-21-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
656
 
 lecj07: This is coconuts!
Image 263457   08-21-18   Uploaded by    digabigpig
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