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268597  Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268650  charlemagne: @bug you can get a gun and tonic too. looks like an energy drink

268610  WannaBee: Me too @Felicity. I joined a gym and I spend about an hour and a half there almost every day. It helps keep me from wallowing in the self-pity and despair that I've been in for the past year.

268668  Annoying Vegan : @Shay PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK.

268670  SunWukong: When life gives you demons, make demonade.

268653  Not A Bot: Do Not Eat anything in that fridge

268664  SunWukong: Commenting.

268668  Shay: Looks like the scene in Young Frankenstein where Frau Blucher blocks the door *NNNNEEEEIIIIGGGHHHHH*

268665  a robot: Happy little squirrel

268668  a robot: We have something like this at work but it's just a shitty old wooden doorstop that someone wrote "Hodor" on with sharpie

268653  barfolomew: Tee hee

268665  barfolomew: I'm glad Bob Ross is getting the fame he always deserved. I'm just sad it's posthumous.

268668  barfolomew: Finally 3d printing has its killer app.

268562  Felicity: @Knice There's a lot to untuck here

268568  Felicity: Purrka

268587  Felicity: Copper

268588  Felicity: @charlemagne For a moment I thought you meant Higgins's dogs

268590  Felicity: @fanny @Teechur Let's see whether Sarah Palin calls out Donald Trump for using it

268571  tib gubb: it's not like we don't have plenty of hookers to enjoy

268593  Felicity: Aah! It's the Thing!

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268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268624 a robot: Based on the comments I think I am glad I missed this one

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier



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11. Murm Gungus: 1461 points
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Score:
300
 
 PenguinBartender: Yo dawg
 Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten
 Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!
Image 263379   08-20-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
736
 
 Mexico: @a robot Yes. Yes I do.
 a robot: "Like what you see??"
Image 263378   08-20-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
240
 
 VoR: KING ME!
 The Turks: @KingTrebek Or is it redshifting away from us?
 KingTrebek: I too move my phone rapidly towards my face when I get bad news
 Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!
Image 263377   08-20-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
239
 
 VeeKay: Casting out Donald Trump. Windmills (makes shooting noises) birds can take them out! Ha ha ha! Coal is forever!
 Side Boob: Some may mock this ancient blessing, but solar panel demons are serious business.
 shwoarty: "I love your dress, but your purse is on fire"
 addend: @tib gubb So it has your blessing.
 tib gubb: @lecj07 blessing to ward against demons, so both are correct
 tib gubb: i'm all for it
 lecj07: Is he blessing them or casting out the demons converting sun to electricity?
 Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?
Image 263376   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
300
 
 VoR: Weird fake background
 raditzu: run boy run
 Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."
Image 263375   08-20-18   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
379
 
 VeeKay: Forged. Bunnies don't have opposable thumbs and cant write.
 addend: "Look, Mommy! He nibbled the carrots and drank most of the gin."
 a robot: Will and Henry? Did the Easter bunny come to Kensington Palace this year?
Image 263374   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
565
 
 addend: "Heil" :(
 Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...
 tib gubb: off to a better life
 Scoo: Trash Panda
 Warrax: Ameracoon.
 Minnesotan: These new food trucks are great
Image 263373   08-20-18   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
540
 
 VeeKay: Okay, the lab results are in and they're all good!
 jazzjunkie: This dog duplication device works marvelously!
 Side Boob: Best. MRI. Ever!
 Jabberwikket: I think your cat scanner needs to be calibrated
 Dr Awkward: Autorad for cute border collies
 Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.
 Annoying Vegan : @Not A Bot I would kiss all of them, immediately
 Not A Bot: Ahh, no.., I don't kiss on the first date...
Image 263372   08-20-18   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
378
 
 Passive: Where will you be when gastral exorcism hits?
 Warrax: Zaxby's House of Prunes
Image 263371   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
617
 
 Passive: Assie! Good girl!
 WTF: Just the one given.
Image 263370   08-20-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
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