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268846  Whatever: Lets hear it for climate change

268842  WTF: "I only haaave eyeeees... fooooor yooooouuu!"

268836  WannaBee: @KingTrebek I used google to search the site. I typed 'site:friendly tail' then I just went through the images until I found it.

268829  charlemagne: break some off

268831  Annoying Vegan : Pets should be given middle names more often.

268836  KingTrebek: @WannaBee How did you even find that?

268830  grizzly: For the glory of Satan, of course!

268838  Not A Bot: Cat does not look happy with that description, but is taking it in stride.

268837  Felicity: Reminds me of that summer I was so poor all I had to eat in the kitchen was cake decorations that looked like these

268795  a robot: @hajjpodge Ms. Kitty sounds awesome :3 My cat will also play fetch sometimes and it's great

39317  WannaBee: Return #268836

268836  WannaBee: Is this #39317?

268824  Felicity: Remember Mac evangelism?

268831  Felicity: I'm in the black

268822  a robot: *causes traffic accident waving at Wolfie*

268833  Felicity: What

268826  a robot: Subversive cross stitch! I have this book

268830  a robot: Doesn't matter, got petted

268833  a robot: Yahoo Serious Film Festival

268747  a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

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7. Side Boob
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9. Annoying Vegan
10. Knice

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268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

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10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. frenk: 1499 points
12. beyardo: 1456 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. Sydney: 1389 points
15. sad face: 1311 points
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 a robot: #261486
 wolfpk: Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
 AdaMan: My emotional baggage
 KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen
Image 263342   08-20-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Passive: "Hey Lois, remember that time Brian got that human eye implant so he could wink hehehehehehehehehehe"
 Not A Bot: she's setting off the ied they hate flowers and are taking them all with them
Image 263341   08-20-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 AdaMan: I can't focuse
Image 263340   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
 Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.
 dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.
Image 263339   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
 addend: The invisible hand...
 Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies
 fanny: shouldnt he be watching pig sex?
 sparename: Repeated, uncompleted leapfrog, causes voyeuristic, onanistic leakfrog
Image 263338   08-20-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Passive: The rarely mentioned Bond villian that pets a miniature human
 Not A Bot: Orthodox metal
 lecj07: Mowstache
 Nope: Ho Ho good sir, would you happen to have those compressed meat pellets you call Kibbles? I find them quite outstanding!
Image 263337   08-20-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
 Passive: Slam dunk!
 tib gubb: air boop
 bug: MVP assist of the year.
 fanny: basketboop
 a robot: Nothin' but nose
 ignatz: Wut? Scrap that.. (sigh, maybe make Purple again one day..)
 ignatz: School dooter
 Robespierre: What do you do when your nose goes on strike? Picket.
Image 263336   08-20-18   Uploaded by    durian
 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee
 trelyate: if you cook a steak above medium rare, the cow died in vain.
 Warrax: Any bacteria from handling will be on the surface, so steak is safe with just a sear. That's why it's always hamburgers that make people sick. The germs from the surface get ground in to the center where they don't get cooked off.
 lecj07: @Minnesotan Just have the chef whisper the word "fire" to it, then send it out.
 dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.
 Uncle Phil: I don't care. Just eat whatever.
 Minnesotan: knock the horns off and wipe its ass
 Robespierre: Borkfs like 'em medium rowr
 sparename: Just burn it, then back off a bit
Image 263335   08-20-18   Uploaded by    male anon
 Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.
 Side Boob: @trelyate The Oxford English dictionary respectfully disagrees.
 trelyate: @Side Boob that's how the british spell it
 Robespierre: wikiBiteMe
 Side Boob: "courpse"?
 Nope: - Fix yo teef
Image 263334   08-20-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
 bug: *throws pokeball* ...*doesn't get it back*
 Side Boob: *muffled borkf*
Image 263333   08-20-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
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