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268865  White Rice: Oh shit waddup?

268853  trelyate: a cat that hides its butthole? would adopt

268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

268855  wolfpk: I can't blame him. I would probably conk out too if I had to sit through that!

268858  wolfpk: *to people not in the room.

268860  Teechur: Favorite scene from Christmas Vacation

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

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10. frenk: 1499 points
11. MrBoffo: 1488 points
12. poetrysucks: 1470 points
13. Sydney: 1447 points
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 Passive: Slam dunk!
 tib gubb: air boop
 bug: MVP assist of the year.
 fanny: basketboop
 a robot: Nothin' but nose
 ignatz: Wut? Scrap that.. (sigh, maybe make Purple again one day..)
 ignatz: School dooter
 Robespierre: What do you do when your nose goes on strike? Picket.
Image 263336   08-20-18   Uploaded by    durian
 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee
 trelyate: if you cook a steak above medium rare, the cow died in vain.
 Warrax: Any bacteria from handling will be on the surface, so steak is safe with just a sear. That's why it's always hamburgers that make people sick. The germs from the surface get ground in to the center where they don't get cooked off.
 lecj07: @Minnesotan Just have the chef whisper the word "fire" to it, then send it out.
 dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.
 Uncle Phil: I don't care. Just eat whatever.
 Minnesotan: knock the horns off and wipe its ass
 Robespierre: Borkfs like 'em medium rowr
 sparename: Just burn it, then back off a bit
Image 263335   08-20-18   Uploaded by    male anon
 Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.
 Side Boob: @trelyate The Oxford English dictionary respectfully disagrees.
 trelyate: @Side Boob that's how the british spell it
 Robespierre: wikiBiteMe
 Side Boob: "courpse"?
 Nope: - Fix yo teef
Image 263334   08-20-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
 bug: *throws pokeball* ...*doesn't get it back*
 Side Boob: *muffled borkf*
Image 263333   08-20-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
 Robespierre: Hit Snooze for me again, would'ja?
Image 263332   08-20-18   Uploaded by    9mm
 Passive: Truly ahead of his time
 tib gubb: done nd done
 a robot: Dogs are good at arts:…
 LurkedMoar: Jazzy
 Robespierre: This Borkfsy is already worth millions
 bug: So that's who designed those 90's cups.
 Nope: I'll give you 500 and not a belly rub less!
Image 263331   08-20-18   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
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Image 263330   08-20-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity Oh okay. I try my hardest not to ever watch ads so I didn't know that.
 Gluten Fee: @dangerkeith3000 @Knice That infuriating Apple iPad ad with the girl that says "What's a computer?"
 tib gubb: i'm sorry, sir. but this is a vessel, as i'm operating under maritime law
 dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.
 Robespierre: Every rental is an opportunity to win a VIP motorsports weekend
 Not A Bot: damn hipsters, giving me great music recommendations
 Knice: wat
 Shay: It's Pat!
Image 263329   08-20-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
 Not A Bot: Don't fly too close to the sun with those babies
Image 263328   08-20-18   Uploaded by    meh
 Spazstatic: These were basically my favorite candy growing up.
 WTF: @fanny Slightly gooey center was my college nickname.
 fanny: @Robespierre mmmm yiss bring on that slightly gooey center!
 Robespierre: Seniors can't get enough of this memory boosting junk food
 VoR: Classic combo. Bit seedy.
Image 263327   08-20-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
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