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268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

268757  Knice: Temporary holding

268765  Not A Bot: Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

268747  Annoying Vegan : Banana bread sounds pretty good right now

268758  FabricMan: Examination: Failed

268758  Fiveninety: close enough

268757  antipatterns: other puppy for scale

268753  Mr. Butt: Omfg

268756  Nothing: Did you say please?

268710  antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268717  Korrok: I have to laugh.

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)



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11. wordjones: 1506 points
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Score:
386
 
 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee
 trelyate: if you cook a steak above medium rare, the cow died in vain.
 Warrax: Any bacteria from handling will be on the surface, so steak is safe with just a sear. That's why it's always hamburgers that make people sick. The germs from the surface get ground in to the center where they don't get cooked off.
 lecj07: @Minnesotan Just have the chef whisper the word "fire" to it, then send it out.
 dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.
 Uncle Phil: I don't care. Just eat whatever.
 Minnesotan: knock the horns off and wipe its ass
 Robespierre: Borkfs like 'em medium rowr
 sparename: Just burn it, then back off a bit
Image 263335   08-20-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
214
 
 Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.
 Side Boob: @trelyate The Oxford English dictionary respectfully disagrees.
 trelyate: @Side Boob that's how the british spell it
 Robespierre: wikiBiteMe
 Side Boob: "courpse"?
 Nope: - Fix yo teef
Image 263334   08-20-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
610
 
 bug: *throws pokeball* ...*doesn't get it back*
 Side Boob: *muffled borkf*
Image 263333   08-20-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
518
 
 Robespierre: Hit Snooze for me again, would'ja?
Image 263332   08-20-18   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
434
 
 Passive: Truly ahead of his time
 tib gubb: done nd done
 a robot: Dogs are good at arts: tinyurl.com/…
 LurkedMoar: Jazzy
 Robespierre: This Borkfsy is already worth millions
 bug: So that's who designed those 90's cups.
 Nope: I'll give you 500 and not a belly rub less!
Image 263331   08-20-18   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
210
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 263330   08-20-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
143
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity Oh okay. I try my hardest not to ever watch ads so I didn't know that.
 Gluten Fee: @dangerkeith3000 @Knice That infuriating Apple iPad ad with the girl that says "What's a computer?"
 tib gubb: i'm sorry, sir. but this is a vessel, as i'm operating under maritime law
 dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.
 Robespierre: Every rental is an opportunity to win a VIP motorsports weekend
 Not A Bot: damn hipsters, giving me great music recommendations
 Knice: wat
 Shay: It's Pat!
Image 263329   08-20-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
548
 
 Not A Bot: Don't fly too close to the sun with those babies
Image 263328   08-20-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
430
 
 Spazstatic: These were basically my favorite candy growing up.
 WTF: @fanny Slightly gooey center was my college nickname.
 fanny: @Robespierre mmmm yiss bring on that slightly gooey center!
 Robespierre: Seniors can't get enough of this memory boosting junk food
 VoR: Classic combo. Bit seedy.
Image 263327   08-20-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
249
 
 mwoody: With a little tongue
 lecj07: Bloop
Image 263326   08-20-18   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
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